Nov 2 2009Famous People in Costumes
Because everyone knows Hollywood is a godless bordello of Sodomites, it's no surprise the stars came out to celebrate Halloween/pay homage to Satan for their careers. So here's a gathering of costumed celebs In no particular order:
Jessica Lowndes as God Willing, the Future Referee of My Pants.
Mariah Carey as A Victoria's Secret Angel with Elephantitis.
Jessica Alba as Dora the Explorer: For Daddies. (WTF?)
Gwen Stefani as Gavin Rossdale's Cowpoke.
Khloe Kardashian as Catwoman with Self-Esteem Issues.
AnnaLynne McCord as Batgirl Who Still Gets Asked "Wait. They remade 90210?"
Bai Ling as... Bai Ling? I don't even know.
Brooke Shields as Flapper Mom with Tom Cruise Punching Action.
Christina Aguilera as the Cheapest Celebrity Mom Ever. (You're rich, lady!)
Heidi Klum as a Woman Who Just Gave Birth Hiding Her Body in Shame Underneath the World's Most Elaborate Bird Costume.
HAIL SATAN!
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Jul 15 2009AnnaLynne McCord can only act in a bikini
Here's AnnaLynne McCord, Jessia Lowndes and Jessica Stroup on the set of 90210 Tuesday, and why is it that AnnaLynne is always the one in a bikini? Are the Jessicas' characters supposed to be dudes? Because, honestly, that's the only explanation I can come up with. Well, that, and AnnaLynne's belly button wards off Aaron Spelling's ghost who keeps moaning "Tori killed me..." during shooting. That shit's gotta be annoying.
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Jun 26 2009AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini
Here's AnnaLynne McCord and her 90210 co-star Jessica Lowndes on set in Huntington Beach yesterday. I love how every season, without fail, AnnaLynne's character is in a bikini. Sure, she almost has an almost Kelly Ripa-esque penis-button, but that's what CGI's for. Trust me, by the time this episode hits the air, she'll have Luke Perry's face for a stomach. That's just smart television.
EDIT: By request, added more pics of Jessica Lowndes and Jessica Stroup. Even though they're not in bikinis. Who loves ya?
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