Dec 5 2008FOR THE LADIES: Robert Pattinson or Jesse Metcalfe?
Okay, ladies, let's find out what makes you tick.* Who would you rather: Just crawled out of bed to attend a TV interview Robert Pattinson? Or drunk off his ass Jesse Metcalfe? But here's the kicker: You haven't shaved your legs for a couple of days leaving noticeable stubble. Also, your roommate has an early morning and suffers from "episodes." Discuss.
*Besides shoes, Real World/Road Rules and tricking me into going to the mall on a Saturday. A SATURDAY?! You're dressing up like Wonder Woman when we get home...
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Feb 8 2008Jesse Metcalfe eats a knuckle sandwich
Jesse Metcalfe (Desperate Housewives, John Tucker Must Die) got his shit wrecked last night when he made a comment to a friend of actress Taryn Manning. Judging by the conveniently-worn gloves and the ridiculous right hook I'm guessing the guy is a UFC-wannabe. Check out the video after the jump. Jesse gets super laid out. For those of you who can't watch videos, here are some pics and allow me to offer a brief recap:
Jesse Metcalfe: Hello, person. I'm TV's Jesse Metcalfe.
KERPOW!
Jesse Metcalfe: Aw, man. I'm totally knocked out.
Punchman: I EAT WHEATIES ALL DAMN DAY!
