Aug 13 2009Elle Macpherson's still got it and other news
- Victoria Beckham goes overkill on the bronzer for her first day on American Idol. Even George Hamilton went "Are you kidding me?" then instructed his wife to tan him with a flamethrower. True story. [Lainey Gossip]
- Brad Pitt is not running for mayor of New Orleans. He is, however, running for sheriff of Please Let's Stop Acquiring Kids Before I Shoot Myself in the Face Town. [PopEater]
- Bryce Dallas Howard arrives on the set of Eclipse. She'll be carrying Robert Pattinson's baby and having a gunfight with Kristen Stewart in 5... 4... 3... [OK! Magazine]
- Haylie Duff still exists? Honestly, I thought she was a prop Hilary's publicist came up with. Weird. [Celebslam]
- Jerry O'Connell is going to law school. That'll make Rebecca realize he's a big boy now. Right after she cuts his sandwich in triangles. [Just Jared]
- Jessica Alba finds acting work that doesn't involve a bikini. Has the world gone mad?! [PopSugar]
- Heidi Montag pretends she has sex with Spencer Pratt. But he's not Jesus... [I'm Not Obsessed]
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Jan 5 2009Rebecca Romijn births twins
Rebecca Romijn (I keep wanting to add Stamos) and Jerry O'Connell welcomed twin baby girls over the holiday. The news was announced this morning by the couple's good friend Howard Stern as a consolation for ducking his wedding in October. E! News reports:
The shock jock was entrusted by pals Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell to deliver the happy news via his Sirius radio show this morning that the couple is celebrating the birth of twin girls.
Shortly after Stern's announcement, the couple's publicist, Lewis Kay, told E! News that Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip were born Dec. 28, and both the parents and newborns are "all home and doing well."
And by doing well they, of course, mean Jerry O'Connell is licking his fingers and saying "Relevancy! Oh my God, sweet relevancy! All for me! Mu ha ha ha!"
Congratulations though.
Jul 28 2008Rebecca Romjin knocked up by Jerry O'Connell (I'm pretty sure one of these people is famous. I think.)
Rebecca Romjin and Jerry O'Connell are having twins. Yay! Now they won't be entirely alone in obscurity. People reports:
The babies are due this winter.
And just a little more than a week ago, O'Connell, 34, told PEOPLE, "We're trying to get pregnant."
"It would be amazing if it happened," he said, adding that practicing has been "a lot of fun."
"Practice." he added. "Practice all the time. It never stops with her! Christ, now I know how John Stamos died. And I'm next!" Jerry O'Connell was latter found crying in a dumpster, softly singing "You'll never guess my secret identity, who's on the inside - hides from his wife in a dumpster, whoa oh whoa!"*
*Have a case of the WTFs? Video after the jump.
Jan 24 2008Ben Stiller defends Tom Cruise
Ben Stiller and other celebrities are defending Tom Cruise after several Scientology videos were leaked last week and an unauthorized autobiography about Tom was released. People reports:
"Imagine having a baby and people talking about it the way they did," says Stiller. "People lose sight of the fact that Tom Cruise is actually a person. I feel for him."
Ben Stiller has a point. I mean, Tom Cruise is a person. Who’s really an alien - trapped inside a person. That can talk to other aliens inside other persons. It all makes sense when you think about it and are really, really high.
NOTE: I reposted the FunnyOrDie spoof because, well, it’s freaking hilarious. I still can't get over it’s Jerry O’Connell. I thought he was just a myth.
Jan 22 2008Jerry O'Connell obtains Internet relevancy
Jerry O'Connell and the guys at FunnyOrDie.com spoof the Tom Cruise Scientology videos that hit the web last week. I don't know what's more surprising: The hilarious spot-on impression or Jerry O'Connell starring in something I'd openly recommend to people.
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Jul 16 2007Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell get married
Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell got married on Saturday in a western-themed ceremony on their ranch in Los Angeles. And I hope they have a happy marriage and all that, but this is just confusing. Rebecca Romijn is a former Victoria's Secret and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model. And Jerry O'Connell? Well he showed up to his wedding in a gray suit and sneakers. I'm not saying Rebecca Romijn has bad taste in men, but I wouldn't be surprised if one of these days she ended up married to a cardboard cutout of Scott Baio.
