Jan 6 2009Jenny McCarthy in a bikini
These are shots of Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey enjoying a Hawaiian getaway. While it's awesome to see Jenny in a bikini, why does it look like she's in excruciating pain in every single pic? I understand she leads a stressful life battling autism, but you're on the beach, lady. And you're with Jim Carrey whose tepid brand of humor will make anyone laugh quietly to themselves. So, live, Jenny McCarthy. LIVE, DAMN YOU! Autism isn't going anywhere, and it'll be there when you get back. Always :)
I should never work for Hallmark.
Oct 17 2008Jenny McCarthy claims magical healing powers
Jenny McCarthy has been on a crusade telling people that her son caught autism from childhood vaccinations, no matter what those know-nothings at the American Academy of Pediatrics say. Now she says that that—surprise!—he's cured, and it's all thanks to taking away his milk and sitting him in front of the tee-vee. Oh yeah, and prayer. Us Weekly reports:
The actress—who believes the MMR vaccine was to blame for her son's diagnosis —says a strict no wheat-and-dairy-free diet has changed her son from a quiet little boy who used to flail his arms around to a loving six-year-old.
"Before the vaccination, he was huggy, lovey, snuggly," she says in the newest issue of Us Weekly. "Then it was like someone came down and stole him."
McCarthy, 36, remembers when Evan began to come out of his shell while watching a SpongeBob episode. "I heard Evan laugh...I jumped on the bed and started screaming."
She adds, "When he finally hugged me, I prayed, 'Please God don't let this be the only time.'"
McCarthy has become an outspoken advocate for autism awareness, often courting controversy along the way (doctors have accused her of creating fear of necessary vaccines). She's the bestselling author of five books, including her newest, Mother Warriors: A Nation of Parents Healing Autism Against All Odds. She's also constantly researching on sites like like AgeofAutism.com and GenerationRescue.org
"I made a deal with God," she explains. "I said, 'You fix my boy, you show me the way and I'll teach the world how I did it.'"
Wow, that's some miraculous shit, but it's not unheard of in medical history. I once cured myself of leprosy with a bacon double cheeseburger, a liter of Gatorade and an Aqua Teen Hunger Force marathon. At least I think it was leprosy. When I told my doctor about it later he said it was probably just a hangover, but frankly I'm not so sure about his qualifications. Once he tried to stick his finger in my ass and told me it was to make sure I didn't have cancer. I know—total quack, right?
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Jul 21 2008Britney Spears shows up at Jenny McCarthy's fundraiser
Britney Spears surprised guests by showing up to the Generation Rescue autism fundraiser thrown by Jenny McCarthy. Nobody knows how or why Britney was there. Until they remembered Jim Carrey sprang for a custom burrito bar. Of course! At that point, everyone quietly nodded as if to say "If I see vulva, I'm throwing elbows all the way to the fire exit." Us Magazine reports:
As guests like McCarthy's beau and Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke Mueller made the rounds, Spears, 26, sipped on red wine.
Carrey's daughter Jane also belted out a few Frank Sinatra and Jackson 5 tunes.
Spears, 26, "definitely looked happy," a witness tells Usmagazine.com. "She was clapping and smiling a lot."
What was Britney so happy about? Someone told her vaccinating your children is bad. Awesome! She doesn't even know what a quack-sation is! Finally, her parenting skills were paying off. Then she realized she left Sean in the car with the keys - but didn't leave a $20 for the Wendy's drive-thru. Sonofabitch. "This is exactly why banks should let toddlers have debit cards," she thought while stuffing burritos in her bra.
Jul 8 2008Jenny McCarthy's still got it (I think)
Yesterday, all the hub-bub was Jim Carrey walking around in Jenny McCarthy's bathing suit, and I didn't think twice about it. But then, using my superior skills at investigative journalism, I discovered that Jenny McCarthy herself also wore the bathing suit during the day's activities. (Checkmate, Chris Hansen!) One might say she's MILF-esque with a side of "I'd probably still hit that." I swear, it's reporting like this that should get my face on a plaque. I'm thinking "World's Best Internet Typer" or "Sexy Person Who Knows Words." Yeah, that one.
Aug 24 2007Jenny McCarthy Hawaii bikini pictures
Wonder what Jenny McCarthy's been up to? Of course not. But here she is anyway, vacationing in Hawaii with her boyfriend Jim Carrey. She looks pretty good for a 34-year-old, but that isn't saying much since she's, well, only 34. Plus she was Playboy's 1994 Playmate of the Year. If you told me this was Rosie O'Donnell then yeah, wow, amazing. But this is like showing me a picture of myself and saying, "Dreamy." I know. Duh.
