Jul 6 2009Kim Kardashian just lowered property values
- Lauren Conrad claims Ryan Gosling hit on her. Does he like them boring? I forget. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jenna Fischer is engaged. That's what she said. (See what I did there?) [PopEater]
- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel aren't broken up. Just unhappily drifting through life's menial chores together. Whee? [Just Jared]
- Janice Dickinson still attracts men. -- I'm assuming large promises of cash are involved. Followed by roofies when that doesn't work. [Celebslam]
- Josh Duhamel admits he's climbed on the pole before. Wow. That's just too easy. You know, because Fergie has a penis. [The Blemish]
- Heidi Klum's child will not go hungry. Enough said. [PopSugar]
- Angelina Jolie and David Beckham might be making weird Armani ads together. Somewhere Tom Cruise is wondering what Angelina's got they he doesn't have. Besides the ability to not require a booster seat. [I'm Not Obsessed]
May 17 2007Jenna Fischer has a broken back
Jenna Fischer (Pam from The Office) fractured four bones in her back Monday night after slipping on the marble steps at Buddakan.
A friend said she spent the night in St. Vincent's hospital and had to cancel an appearance on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and a Harper's Bazaar shoot. Fischer's rep, Lewis Kay, said yesterday she's "doing much better and is resting at her hotel. Her husband [director James Gunn] flew in to be with her."
She's lucky she's not paralyzed. And how did she fracture four bones from slipping? Is she made out of glass? I got hit by a truck once while napping in the street and all I suffered was a headache. Although the truck exploded on impact and I think the driver died. Maybe all the ladies are right. Maybe I am too manly.
