Oct 19 2009Jennifer Love Hewitt: 'Jamie Kennedy is like the most awesome person'
Jennifer Love Hewitt is hurt that people would suggest Jamie Kennedy wants to have sex with other women, according to People:
"It's really hurtful that people say that," says Hewitt, 30, who attended the event with her beau of 8 months, costar Jamie Kennedy. "Because he is like the most awesome person."
Adds Hewitt: "I really hate that people would make it seem like he's not really a good guy, and not treating me well. He treats me very well. "We are just trying to be really happy," Hewitt says. "It makes it hard to do that when everybody is putting negative energy out there."
Not that I'm pointing any fingers here, but do you know what kind of celebrities comment on every single break-up rumor that comes down the line? The ones that have caught their boyfriends having sex with another woman and believed he was just giving her the Heimlich. Then again, in Jamie Kennedy's defense, the Heimlich is most effective when both parties are naked. So any ladies going to Red Lobster later tonight, remember that when I try to dislodge the cheese biscuit you haven't even eaten yet. I just want to save lives, dammit!
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Oct 14 2009Jennifer Love Hewitt can't even hold onto Jamie Kennedy. Ouch.
Jennifer Love Hewitt's large breasts can't even make Jamie Kennedy stay with her. He's reportedly ready to bail on her for his ex-girlfriend, and former Britney Spears assistant, Shannon Funk, according to FOX 411:
"Jamie is still hung up on Shannon and has been telling her that," says the source. "He also told her he had zero desire to go to the Tao event with [Love Hewiit], but Jen insisted they go together to put rumors to rest. Jamie decided he at least owed her that, so he appeased her and accompanied her to the event even though he's pretty much checked out of the relationship."
It sounds like Love Hewitt is not totally in the dark, however, according to Jamie's pal.
"Jen knows things have really changed with them, but the public appearance is all part of her damage control plan. Unfortunately for her, it doesn't seem Jamie is going to stay with Jen ultimately."
Okay, how crazy is Jennifer Love Hewitt that Jamie Kennedy of all people won't even stick around and look at her naked? I'm pretty sure that guy has paid for sex numerous times yet he's going to jump ship on probably the greatest thing that's happened to his career/penis. So maybe she throws kitchen knives at you because that "whore" at Starbucks gave you extra sugar packets. It's not like she locked you in the basement with the corpses of her former lovers until you propose marriage. -- That happened, didn't it? I get it now.
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May 20 2009Jennifer Love Hewitt working on country album
As if dating Jamie Kennedy wasn't evidence enough that Jennifer Love Hewitt has lost her shit, she's considering becoming a country singer, according to People:
How does Kennedy repay his girlfriend for all her loving support? "After the show she gets Pinkberry," Kennedy jokes. Kidding aside, he says Hewitt is "writing a country song, and I really want to make her a new demo for her music, because I think she should do singing again. She's so good."
Here's what I don't get: Jessica Simpson, also of large breastiness, gained 30 pounds, dumbed herself down to almost retarded and still couldn't hack it in the country music genre. So why would Jennifer Love Hewitt think she could do any better? Unless she's lynched a man before. Then maybe.
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Apr 6 2009The Country Music Awards
Here's pretty much everything you need to know about last night's Country Music Awards. For the record, I didn't actually watch them because I was too busy doing something more enjoyable. (Read: Paying the neighbor kid to throw rocks at my genitals.):
Taylor Swift is hot. -- I could end the post right here and still have covered everything that was remotely interesting about the CMAs. True story.
LeAnn Rimes dared show her adulterous face. You bitch! Jesus is watching!
Jennifer Love Hewitt continued her mental breakdown by appearing in public with Jamie Kennedy.
Nicole Kidman wore a backless dress, and it made Keith Urban laugh the nervous laugh of a man who just realized he's banging a mannequin.
Kris Jenner somehow was invited. Because nothing says country like the widow of a lawyer who helped a black man beat murder charges. That should play well in the south.
Mar 13 2009Jennifer Love Hewitt rebounds with Jamie Kennedy
As if we needed further proof that Jennifer Love Hewitt has lost her shit, apparently she's dating Jamie Kennedy. Rumors had been circulating the two were an item, and Jamie took it upon himself to confirm it to the world this morning on Ryan Seacrest's radio show. People reports:
"I'm in love and I don't care," the actor told Seacrest. Kennedy said the couple are not engaged but share a bond he described as "more than love."
"I thought it was something I would find in my 40s," Kennedy, 38, told Seacrest. "It's like, 'Wow, you are hot. You can sing, you can dance, you're, like, so smart and, wow, you can cook pasta fagioli too.' "
I also hear she does this adorable thing where she downs a bottle of Valium and cries after sex. God, so cute.
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Aug 30 2007Britney Spears ex-assistant is not a celebrity
Shannon Funk, the former assistant to Britney Spears, is apparently worthy of paparazzi attention. Granted, she’s sort of hot in a slutty, hey-she’s-not-Britney kind of way. But this chick is not a celebrity. Want further proof? She’s hanging out with Jamie Kennedy. The last person seen in public with Jamie was an Egg McMuffin. But at least the McMuffin wasn't dishing out free lap dances. Not that Jamie Kennedy would turn one down. I heard he once got an erotic massage from a bagel. I have no evidence to back that up, but this is the gossip biz, so what I say goes. Now on to my next story: "Jamie Kennedy impregnates Whopper with cheese."
