Nov 6 2009James Gandolfini will f-cking destroy you

James Gandolfini was caught on video attacking a paparazzo Halloween night. The guy was a fair distance away which a.) didn't warrant the assault, but b.) enabled him to capture Tony Soprano charging like a goddamn bull. Undoubtedly the most terrifying image I've seen in my life. This might have happened six days ago to someone else hundreds of miles away, but I'm man enough to admit I slumped into the fetal position and tried to shit myself into a coma. Think of it it as sort of a natural defense mechanism to ward off predators, and get me permanently banned from Starbucks.

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Jan 30 2008James Gandolfini loves his fans – with fists

James Gandolfini decided to rough up a fan he encountered at JFK airport yesterday. The guy claimed to be a huge fan of Tony Soprano and kept pushing for an autograph, according to the Daily Mail:

The affection was clearly not mutual, with an irritated Gandolfini grabbing the man by his collar and punching him, claiming he came to close to his girlfriend Deborah Lin.
The fan said: "I'm just trying to find out how to be a Soprano." Gandolfini responded: "Well, that's how you do it."

Tony Soprano quickly had a change of heart (i.e. didn't want to get sued) and posed for a photo with his victim/superfan. Wait a minute. Jordan Bratman?

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