Oct 13 2009Jaime Pressly still wearing a bikini
Here's Jaime Pressly continuing her Mexican honeymoon yesterday, and it looks like she's wearing the same bikini she wore on Saturday. I don't know if that's gross or shockingly frugal. It's not very often you see a (former) stripper understand the value of a dollar since there's always more where the last one came from. Which reminds me, I need to get a second mortgage on my house...
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Oct 12 2009Jaime Pressly in a bikini
These are shots of Jamie Pressly applying sunscreen while on her honeymoon in Mexico Saturday, and the paparazzi who shot these should've drowned themselves for shaming their profession by not getting a nipple shot. Sure, Jaime is apparently some sort of breast ninja, but that doesn't mean you take the easy way out and not wait for the nip. That's amateur shit. If there's a truly a God in Heaven, these guys have been reassigned to the Jon Gosselin eating a hot dog beat.
Okay, maybe that's a bit harsh. Just go with the drowning thing.
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May 11 2007Jaime Pressly gives birth
Jaime Pressly and her fiancé Eric Cubiche gave birth to a baby boy today. They named the kid Dezi James, after a running joke where Cubiche would come home and call out "Luuucy" like Desi Arnaz' character Ricky Ricardo from I Love Lucy. No, seriously. They named their kid after the fact that his dad makes lame jokes. If he came home every night and yelled out "By the Power of Grayskull!" this kid would be named He-Man.
Apr 23 2007Jaime Pressly says sexy things
Jaime Pressly says she's excited for the birth of her first child next month, but is freaked about the way her thighs and chest are ballooning. She tells Redbook:
"These little saddlebags on the side of me right now - I've never had anything like that. And my boobs are completely out of control. When my milk comes in, I'm going to be able to feed a small village."
Oh yeah, baby. Now that's how you talk sexy. I think it's illegal to be as aroused as I am right now. The last time I heard somebody talk this hot was listening to one of Al Gore's speeches on global warming.
Jan 29 2007Jaime Pressly got really fat
Wow, Jaime Pressly really let herself go. I used to think she was amazingly fit, but she showed up to the Screen Actors Guild Awards looking like a Fatasaurus Rex. It's almost as if she's got a tiny little person living inside her belly. But I'm a world class detective, so I'm gonna have to go with she totally porked out at a local buffet right before showing up. You know, like in a cartoon. Looks like my powers of deduction have solved the case again!
