Nov 2 2008Ice-T & Coco seem like a nice couple
I pretty much pulled the plug on celebrity Halloween pics yesterday but couldn't resist this set of Ice-T and his wife Coco at Club Plumm Friday night. Mostly because they're recreating the timeless love scene where Black Punisher bangs Slutty Catwoman from behind - while yanking her tail in public. God, I love Shakespeare.
Dec 12 2007Coco shouldn't jog in a heavily populated area
Ice-T and his wife Coco attended the premiere of I Am Legend last night in New York. While my first thought seeing these photos is wishing Ice-T suddenly became invisible, I’ve got to wonder what sex is like with those gargantuan breasts. I know, if I were trapped underneath them, I’d be screaming bloody murder and praying for a quick death. Not because of the boobs. That’s just my natural reaction to the thought of marriage. OH, GOD, KILL ME! See? It’s all reflex.
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Sep 14 2007Ice-T’s wife definitely has breasts
A lot of celebrity news is going to transpire today, but nothing is more important than this story, right here: Ice-T’s wife has breasts the size of a Guatemalan village. I don’t even know what kind of cyborg back-implants she has to carry those things, but bless her heart. Women everywhere can learn something here today. You should be able to comfortably seat a party of ten on your chest, otherwise you better be awesome in the kitchen. Real awesome. Like you make the best roast beef on the planet – and then your chest quadruples in size. I think I saw Martha Stewart do that once.
