Oct 9 2009The Girls Next Door Premieres Sunday 10/11
Major changes shook up the Playboy Mansion last season when Holly, Bridget and Kendra said goodbye and moved out of the famous address they once called home. But now a new chapter of "The Girls Next Door" begins as three new blond beauties, Crystal and twins Karissa and Kristina, settle into life at the Mansion. The new season follows Hef and his new girlfriends as they embark on fresh adventures, hilarious antics and all new craziness, from celebrity-filled parties to travels around the globe to romantic movie nights at home. The wild ride begins when the new season of "The Girls Next Door" premieres Sunday, October 11th at 10:00pm et/pt only on E!
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Sep 10 2009Kendra Wilkinson's Baby Shower
Former Hugh Hefner prisoner Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt threw a surprise baby shower for Kendra Wilkinson last night because that's what you do after fondling old man balls together. And this thing had everything! Retardedly huge prego boobs, Holly Madison eating a pickle and, of course, Grandpa Death. Does he want a handjob, or a bowl of prunes? It's anybody's guess.
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Sep 9 2009Miranda Kerr is chesty and other news
- Nicole Kidman has finally Botoxed her way to a third lip. [Lainey Gossip]
- Katherine Heigl is adopting a baby. How long until she teaches it to badmouth Judd Apatow, Grey's Anatomy and pretty much anyone who will keep mommy relevant? [PopEater]
- John Mayer might also be having sex with Kristin Cavallari. I won't believe it until he Twitters/blogs/makes a viral video/gives a TMZ press conference about it. Ha ha. He loves himself. [Celebslam]
- Whitney Port is single. Hey, John Mayer, found another one for you! [PopSugar]
- Kate Moss made a drunken scene at the GQ awards in London last night. Of course, nobody saw it because she was standing behind a cocktail stirrer. [Celebitchy]
- Rosie O'Donnell and Star Jones are saying "Fuck you, Barbara Walters" by starting their own talk show. [ICYDK]
- Hugh Hefner will attend Kendra Wilkinson's baby shower presumably for one last diaper change. She always used the right amount of powder. [Wonderwall]
Jul 15 2009Katy Perry's breasts are huge and other news
- Shia LaBeouf is jogging shirtless again. Somewhere Megan Fox almost got turned on but had sex with Brian Austin Green instead so he'd run to Starbucks for her. [Lainey Gossip]
- Hugh Hefner is out of his fucking mind. (In case Jayde Nicole's face wasn't proof enough.) [Celebslam]
- Lindsay Lohan's fall Fornarina ads look exactly like her. If she was a vampire with more than -50% body fat. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Hayden Panettiere hates being a celebrity. Which is kind of funny considering she's really not that famous. Not counting Munchkin Land. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Hunter Parish (Weeds) poses for the August issue GQ. Jesus Christ. Who isn't in that magazine this month? At this point, I'd bet money my grandmother has her own spread with Pauly Shore. -- Okay, maybe not with Pauly Shore. Let's keep it realistic. [Just Jared]
- Leonardo DiCaprio hearts the environment by riding his bike around London. In related news, Leonardo DiCaprio was raped today by a gang of British women in a HUMMER.... [PopSugar]
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Apr 7 2009Hugh Hefner looks thrilled to be alive
Here's Hugh Hefner clearly having the time of his life at his 83rd birthday party last night. I took the liberty of adding captions to each of these photos so you guys can experience the joy of being an octogenarian surrounded by fake-breasted money-grubbing whores. What can I say? I'm a giver.
Dec 17 2008Hugh Hefner on Aniston GQ cover: 'Looks like Playboy'
Hugh Hefner has seen more naked chicks than David Crockett with a fistful of one's, so it's a compliment when he thinks Jennifer Aniston's nude GQ photo shoot looks like an issue of his magazine. Us Weekly reports:
When shown Jennifer Aniston's nearly naked January GQ cover, Hefner, 82, remarks, "This looks like the cover of Playboy. I'm much impressed by Jennifer.
"Is it just me, or is Jennifer Aniston getting hotter?" he says of the 39-year-old actress. "Never seen her in this light before."
Sadly, it was just him; he was holding a head of broccoli. But senility aside, it's pretty obvious John Mayer has some competition, and there's only way to solve this dilemma: Jennifer Aniston. Completely nude. Playboy. Wait, I already proposed this solution for the economy. And global warming. And health care. And that time I locked my keys in the car at Starbucks....
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Dec 13 2008Hugh Hefner's son brings shame to family, only wants to date one girl at a time
In the latest issue of Playboy, Hugh Hefner's sons Marston and Cooper talk about dating multiple women, living in the mansion and taking over old dad's company. Via Us Magazine:
On having multiple girlfriends:
Marston: "I'm not going to have multiple girlfriends -- not at the same time. I can't imagine that."
Cooper: "I can imagine doing that. I don't think it's an odd thing to do. You date around to try to find a connection with some girl."
On their mother Playmate Kimberley Conrad's stance:
Cooper: "One girl comes in the front door while the other one gets pushed out the back," Cooper says, adding that his mother has told him, "'We do not have a revolving door in this house!' She's all about one girlfriend at a time."
On taking over the company:
Cooper: "If I were to take over the company or have a say in what's going on, I'd want the girls to be presented more as they were in the pictorials back in the 1950s and 1960s -— kind of artsy, classy. I would like to bring back that retro-class feel."
On living in the Playboy Mansion:
Cooper: "They don’t get it when you say, 'There's nothing to do there. But when you live here and come here every single day, you see the same things. Anybody else would be like, 'Let's go see monkeys!' But I don't want to see monkeys. I'd rather go bowling than play with monkeys."
Who the hell are these kids' friends that come over to the Playboy Mansion and ask to see the monkeys? Are you kidding me? That's like going to Disney Land and asking the janitor to jingle his keys. If I was invited over, there's only one thing I'd be asking to do: Try on Hugh's robes. Those things have to feel like clouds.
Oct 10 2008Hugh Hefner's new twin girlfriends have an assault record (I'm aroused)
Hugh Hefner has already found replacements for Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson. His two new ladies are twin sisters Karissa and Kristina Shannon (pictured on each side of Hugh.) But it turns out these two have a history of beating the living crap out of people and are BOTH on probation for a bar brawl in January, according to E! News:
The sisters were arrested in the early morning hours of Jan. 10 and booked on suspicion of felony aggravated battery, per arrest reports obtained by E! News. They were released from custody after posting $10,000 bonds and were later given probation and ordered to pay restitution for the incident, the details of which have not been determined just yet.
Prior to that run-in with the law, Karissa Shannon was arrested on suspicion of misdemeanor battery last November.
Well, at least they're not dating a feeble old man with tons of cash laying around. Wait...
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