Nov 20 2009Heidi Klum and the Other Victoria's Secret Models I'm Just Now Getting To
Here's some more shots from the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show including Heidi Klum daring to walk on stage after having a baby, the unfathomably hot Ana Beatriz Barros, Behati Prinsloo and Chanel Iman who I specifically saved for last for reasons that will make you say "DAYAMN" unless you're allergic to pure joy.
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Nov 2 2009Famous People in Costumes
Because everyone knows Hollywood is a godless bordello of Sodomites, it's no surprise the stars came out to celebrate Halloween/pay homage to Satan for their careers. So here's a gathering of costumed celebs In no particular order:
Jessica Lowndes as God Willing, the Future Referee of My Pants.
Mariah Carey as A Victoria's Secret Angel with Elephantitis.
Jessica Alba as Dora the Explorer: For Daddies. (WTF?)
Gwen Stefani as Gavin Rossdale's Cowpoke.
Khloe Kardashian as Catwoman with Self-Esteem Issues.
AnnaLynne McCord as Batgirl Who Still Gets Asked "Wait. They remade 90210?"
Bai Ling as... Bai Ling? I don't even know.
Brooke Shields as Flapper Mom with Tom Cruise Punching Action.
Christina Aguilera as the Cheapest Celebrity Mom Ever. (You're rich, lady!)
Heidi Klum as a Woman Who Just Gave Birth Hiding Her Body in Shame Underneath the World's Most Elaborate Bird Costume.
HAIL SATAN!
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Oct 30 2009Heidi Klum is all kinds of nude
It's Friday, so I honestly can't think of better way to start the day than Heidi Klum all kinds of naked and covered in chocolate sauce. Here she is in photographer Rankin's just-released coffee table book Heidilicious which is probably the most moving reading experience I've had since that time a stripper punched me in the face for reading The Da Vinci Code during a laptop dance. How was I supposed to put that thing down with all the suspense and Jesus wifery?
Pics link to NSFW versions.
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Oct 9 2009Paris Hilton still has really gross knees and other news
- Billy Ray Cyrus wants Miley Cyrus to keep Tweeting. How else is going to buy that there sol-eed gold spittoon he's been fixin' to get? [Lainey Gossip]
- Jon Gosselin and the paparazzi: BFFs. [PopEater]
- Jessica Alba wears retarded shorts. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Heidi Klum has NOT birthed a future German sexpot yet. [Just Jared]
- R. Kelly admits he's illiterate but also the "Greatest Writer of All Time." Why not? [Celebslam]
- Reggie Bush looks so thrilled to be back with Kim Kardashian. So thrilled. [PopSugar]
- David Letterman used to take his mistress/assistant on family vacations. Now those are some balls. [The Blemish]
- Kourtney Kardashian is having a boy which proves the Kardashian sisters have to have a penis in them at all times. Least surprising fact ever. I know. [ICYDK]
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Sep 25 2009Dita Von Teese is busty and other news
- Courtney Love is apparently competing with Lindsay Lohan for the title of "Most Cracked Out Twitter User." [PopEater]
- Hugh Jackman keeps picking up his daughter after school [Lainey Gossip]
- Mischa Barton's new show is canceled after airing just two episodes. [Just Jared]
- Megan Fox hosts SNL this weekend. [PopSugar]
- Lindsay Lohan is worried the guy who robbed her house will spill secrets that will ruin her career. And by career I mean spotty employment that's just enough to keep the blow coming in. [Celebslam]
- Heidi Klum's baby is going to have a bitch of a time breastfeeding. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Bijou Phillips claims she knew about the incestuous affair between Mackenzie and their father John. Which explains how she end up a Scientologist. Ha! Just kidding. But not really. [The Blemish]
- Pamela Anderson owes $1 million in unpaid construction bills. Time to stop giving away freebies. [Wonderwall]
Jul 6 2009Kim Kardashian just lowered property values
- Lauren Conrad claims Ryan Gosling hit on her. Does he like them boring? I forget. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jenna Fischer is engaged. That's what she said. (See what I did there?) [PopEater]
- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel aren't broken up. Just unhappily drifting through life's menial chores together. Whee? [Just Jared]
- Janice Dickinson still attracts men. -- I'm assuming large promises of cash are involved. Followed by roofies when that doesn't work. [Celebslam]
- Josh Duhamel admits he's climbed on the pole before. Wow. That's just too easy. You know, because Fergie has a penis. [The Blemish]
- Heidi Klum's child will not go hungry. Enough said. [PopSugar]
- Angelina Jolie and David Beckham might be making weird Armani ads together. Somewhere Tom Cruise is wondering what Angelina's got they he doesn't have. Besides the ability to not require a booster seat. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jun 19 2009Kendra Wilkinson has a bachelorette party
- Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper had a conveniently photographed date last night. Somewhere Angelina is still not giving a shit. [Lainey Gossip]
- Ricky Martin has finally come out of the closet. The completely transparent one that might as well not even be there. [Celebslam]
- Heidi Klum is getting her own Barbie doll. -- Anyone know how many Barbies it take to fill up a standard size bathtub? No reason. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Angelina Jolie is just like a refugee mom. Only 100 billion times richer. [Just Jared]
- Nicky Hilton says Paris is "doing fabulous" after breaking up with Doug. And by fabulous she means Cristiano Ronaldo's penis. [ICYDK]
- Lindsay Lohan and Ryan Seacrest? Why not? He's secretly gay, and she's a fake lesbian. They're already not having sex like a married couple. [PopSugar]
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May 12 2009Katie Price likes to drink
- Peter Andre blames Katie Price's drinking for their divorce. Hey, what else is a married, giant-breasted woman supposed to do all day? She didn't buy those things to clean the oven with. Or did she? Because mine's looking a bit dingy... [Allie is Wired]
- Heidi Klum and Seal renew their vows by dressing up like who the fuck knows what? On a happier note, Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge now know a new level of fancy. [Best Week Ever]
- Lady GaGa continues to push boundaries - by appearing on Ellen. Next stop, Regis & Kelly, bitches! [Videogum]
- Shanna Moakler looks a bit pissed today. Why do I get the feeling Donald Trump is about to get a heel to the testicles? But for free this time. [Jezebel]
- Jennifer Lopez is still making music? And Skeletor allows this? Huh. I thought there'd only Latin singing sensation allowed in that relationship. And it's their gay pool boy Ricky Martin. -- He's had a rough year. [PopSugar]
- Dakota Fanning gets her Twilight on. Apparently the sequel has flying bat children. Neat. [ICYDK]
