Nov 3 2009Ashlee Simpson hated by cast of Melrose
While Ashlee Simpson may have brought publicity to the table, the cast of Melrose Place was tired of her diva antics and shit-ass acting skills, according to Fox411:
"Ashlee was kicked off 'Melrose Place' because she was a total diva on set, late all the time, and deeply disliked by fellow cast members," the insider spills. "It created a lot of discord among the cast."
Another big problem, says the snitch?
"She could barely act."
The source says producers desperately wanted Heather Locklear to reprise her role, but couldn't afford her salary demands without cutting someone.
"They basically trimmed the fat and made it possible for Heather to join the show," says the snitch. "Heather is a much bigger name than Ashlee."
HA! That's hilarious. This show is aimed at the 18-24 female demographic and they honestly think Heather Locklear is the bigger name with that crowd? Ashlee's lack of any discernible talent aside, there's no way that's an accurate assumption. Unless Heather's going to Twitter free Edward Cullen iPods out of her vagina in every episode - I have no idea what kids are into these days. - this show's going to be canceled tomorrow. Which is why it's time for The CW to listen to my pitch for a prime-time drama: Erica Durance makes out with Blake Lively - and then a vampire opens a restaurant. (Call me.)
Sep 29 2009Taylor Momsen wears short skirts and other news
- Angelina Jolie apparently owns only one dress/bed sheet. [Lainey Gossip]
- Beyonce has her way with Singapore's airspace. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Scott Storch admits Brooke Hogan's music sucks. [Celebslam]
- Rihanna wears weird shit. [PopSugar]
- January Jones is trying to save the sharks? Awesome. Nothing like knowing my right to get goddamn mauled at the beach is being preserved by the woman who made Don Draper sign his soul way. Contracts are his Kryptonite, you freakin' harpie! [Just Jared]
- Brooke Shields apparently posed for naked photos at age 10 which are now being displayed at a London art museum. Uh, they already caught Roman Polanski, guys. You can stop trying to bait him. [PopEater]
- Jon Gosselin wasn't fired by TLC, he'll just appear "less often" on the newly renamed show. The sad pussy train chugs on! [Wonderwall]
- Heather Locklear's first day on the set of Melrose Place doesn't end in a DUI. -- We've been duped. Check her wallet! [ICYDK]
Scope Out (12) Pics of Taylor After the Jump
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Nov 24 2008Heather Locklear & Richie Sambora: Best. Thanksgiving. Ever?
With Thanksgiving in a few days, one can't help but focus on the things that really matter in life. Like gathering a volatile collection of relatives under the same roof and watching the crazy explode like an overcooked burrito in the microwave. People reports:
Heather Locklear and ex-husband Richie Sambora are embracing the spirit of Thanksgiving by celebrating the holiday together – along with Locklear's boyfriend – this year.
"Richie and Heather are spending Thanksgiving together with [daughter] Ava," a friend of Locklear's tells PEOPLE. "Jack [Wagner] and a few good friends will also be having dinner with them."
Locklear, 47, and Sambora, 49, split in 2006 after 12 years of marriage, but they continue to be supportive of each other, and to co-parent their 11 year old daughter.
Fantastic. Heather, you'll remember, was popped for DUI in September, barely two months after she completed a rehab stay. Richie, meanwhile, loves their daughter Ava so much that he was arrested for driving drunk with her in the car in March. Plus, he's in Bon Jovi, which is just completely fucked up. But somehow the two of them spending Thanksgiving together is going to result in something besides Ava crawling under the table while her mom and dad whip bottles of gin at each other. No, really, it's like a holiday special waiting to be made.
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Nov 17 2008Heather Locklear charged with DUI
Heather Locklear has been formally charged for DUI stemming from her September arrest. Authorities say she was under the influence of prescription medicines, according to People:
If convicted, the actress, 47, faces penalties ranging from a fine to up to six months in county jail.
An arraignment was set for Jan. 26 in Santa Barbara Superior Court.
"Lab tests showed she had no alcohol in her system and no illegal narcotics of any kind," says Senior Deputy District Attorney Lee Carter, who declined to comment on what medications – or the amounts – Locklear had taken.
Dude, are you scoping out those looks? I think she wants me. Big time.
Oct 6 2008David Spade 'texted' Heather Locklear after DUI
David Spade, who somehow dated Heather Locklear in 2006 (Damn his hobbit magic!), texted her shortly after her recent DUI arrest to lend his support, according to People:
"I think things get blown out a lot of proportion," said Spade. "She's always solid and always a great person. And I think people understand she's in a tough situation and she does her best."
That's nice. Because right after you get arrested for DUI you want to be reminded you dated David Spade. Jesus, while you're at it, you might as well call her fat then insult her cooking.
Oct 1 2008Heather Locklear's DUI was a setup!
Apparently, there's some shady circumstances surrounding Heather Locklear's DUI arrest. The person who called 911 to report Heather was former Us Weekly staffer Jill Ishkanian who was under FBI investigation for hacking Us computers to locate celebrities. TMZ reports:
When Heather got in her car, Ishkanian called 911, even though the car wasn't even moving at the time.
Now get this -- sources say immediately after Ishkanian called 911, she called a paparazzi agency to give them the heads up Heather was about to be popped. TMZ obtained those photos, not knowing it was Ishkanian who set the ball in motion.
And it gets worse. Ishkanian apparently is the only witness who says Lockelear was driving erratically and that she was drunk, even though it's already established she was not under the influence of alcohol.
While Heather was not drunk, she was definitely under the influence of something which landed her the DUI. Unless that's her normal face these days. In which case, come to papa! Finally, I can be with a woman who will look like she's seen the face of God when I take my pants off. You know, instead of the usual response of pointing, laughing and "I don't get it."
Sep 29 2008Heather Locklear arrested for DUI
Heather Locklear was arrested by the California Highway Patrol for suspicion of driving under the influence of a controlled substance. She was picked up in Montecito after someone called 911 to report an erratic driver. The LA Times reports:
Locklear showed bizarre behavior, driving back and forth over a pair of sunglasses on the pavement and revving her engine. After leaving the parking lot, she stopped her car on the street and stumbled into the traffic lane, according to the caller, who followed Locklear out of concern, Marshall said.
When the CHP officer arrived, Locklear's car was parked on State Route 192 partially blocking a lane, Marshall said. The officer talked to her and determined that she was disoriented and "under the influence of something." She was taken to the CHP's Santa Barbara-area office to be tested for alcohol and drugs.
Locklear tested negative for alcohol. Other drug tests will be returned in a few days, Marshall said.
Judging by her mugshot, there's no way Heather Locklear will even realize she's been arrested until at least Wednesday - of next week. On that note, I'm convinced she's either trying to steal my soul or order a pizza telepathically. What's that, Drug-Face? I don't think "Denise Richards is a gaping whore" counts as a topping. But I'll ask.
Apr 25 2008Heather Locklear is MILF-esque when bikinified
Heather Locklear is photographed here filming her new movie Flirting with 40. According to IMDB: "A divorced mother approaching her 40th birthday falls for a younger man while on vacation." That's funny because Heather Locklear is pushing 50 in real life. So Heather not only flirted with 40, it had its way with her then, ironically, ditched her for Denise Richards. True story that I'm willing to ignore to have sweet granny sex with Heather. Afterwards, we'll snuggle up for some Matlock. See? I'm romantic.
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