Sep 24 2009Gisele Bundchen is definitely pregnant
Even though Tom Brady essentially confirmed it, here's Gisele Bundchen looking pregnant as hell in Boston today in case there were any doubters. I don't see why they kept this thing such a big secret. People were going to find out eventually when Gisele stopped having the chest of a 15 year old boy and sprouted a Britney Spears-ian stomach.
Okay, that stomach part wasn't fair. To Gisele.
Scope Out (12) Pics of Gisele After the Jump
Sep 22 2009Eva Longoria is cleavagey and other news
- Billy Joel buys finds a new prostitute lady prostitute. [PopEater]
- Miley Cyrus wants to be a "lawer." [Lainey Gossip]
- Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. welcomed a baby girl Saturday but didn't name her Buffy which immediately makes me question why I just posted this. [Just Jared]
- Olivia Wilde is apparently married to Shaggy from Scooby Doo. [PopSugar]
- Tom Cruise spends his afternoon reminding Katie Holmes she'll never outrun him. No matter how deliciously manly she makes her physique. [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Garner is considered attractive, right? .... Why? [Socialite Life]
- Mary-Kate Olsen continues to dress like an 83-year-old British nanny. [ICYDK]
- Gisele Bundchen thinks being pregnant is a good time to learn how to fly a helicopter. Was shark fighting class filled up? [Splash News]
Sep 16 2009Catherine Zeta-Jones' still got it and other news
- Scarlett Johannson is auctioning off a chance to be within gawking distance of her lady mountains. [PopEater]
- Jennifer Aniston singing for Ellen = the worst lesbian porn I've seen in my life. [Lainey Gossip]
- Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen want to name their unborn son Gabriel. [Just Jared]
- Jesus Luz is still bound by Madonna's sorcery. Seek holy water, son. Holy water! [PopSugar]
- Linda Hogan continues banging that Charley Hill kid but has finally found the decency to make him look like a 38 year old bartender at Applebee's. [Celebslam]
- Shia LaBeouf is a Wall Street broker who plays by his own rules. Except for helmet laws which he apparently obeys at the expense of his badass mystique. [Splash News]
- Burt Reynolds was in rehab for an addiction to awesome. And, okay, pain pills. [Wonderwall]
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Jul 29 2009Gisele Bundchen is missing something...
Here's Gisele Bündchen in the latest campaign for London Fog who pretty much confirmed the supermodel is pregnant by admitting they airbrushed out her baby, according to WWD:
The campaign was shot a few weeks ago and the images revealed Bündchen's pregnancy, but her visible baby bump has been retouched out of the campaign to "respect her privacy," said chief marketing officer Dari Marder, who works for London Fog parent company Iconix Brand Group.
You know what's an awesome way to respect someone's privacy? Not confirming a pregnancy they're trying to keep private. So is Dari Marder the daughter of James London Fog? Because that's basically the only explanation I can come up with for how she still has a job.
Jul 2 2009Hayden Panettiere is single
- Hayden Panettiere and Steve Jones are no longer a couple. Turns out he's a womanizer, and she can not only see through keyholes but fit through them and say "Hey, why are you sleeping with that hooker?" [The Blemish]
- Khloe Kardashian might pose for Playboy. Hey, they're doing lame no-nudity shoots now, so Yeti porn is the next logical step. [Celebslam]
- Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry's looks defy all logic and reason. But not gravity. Because they're lazy. [Lainey Gossip]
- Angelina Jolie earned more money than Jennifer Aniston last year. And also has sex with Brad Pitt. In case she forgot. [Just Jared]
- Gisele Bundchen is like a baby bump-covering ninja. Wouldn't it be hot if her nipples shot throwing stars? At Tom Brady's face, I mean. [PopSugar]
- Rihanna's in trouble with the NYC Health Department for tattooing three people without a license last night at a tattoo parlor. I wonder who tipped them off.... [ICYDK]
Jun 29 2009Leighton Meester does music videos now
- Jon and Kate Gosselin are done making statements to the tabloids. Which means we can say whatever the fuck we want. Kate's vagina looks like an alligator! [Just Jared]
- Jackson Rathbone > Robert Pattinson? Or is that Twi-hard blasphemy? Oh, wait, one of them just nailed a dead bat to my door. It's blasphemy. [Lainey Gossip]
- Courtney Love somehow continues to walk among the living. [Celebslam]
- Paris Hilton finally takes the inevitable step into camel porn. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Gisele Bundchen prepares for MILFdom by using Bridget Moynahan's son as a practice dummy. [PopSugar]
- Leonardo DiCaprio had his shoes stolen by fans last week. I'm sure that'll make him feel special until later this week when Robert Pattinson's fans gnaw off his left foot. You heard it here first. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jun 14 2009Gisele Bundchen has a baby bump
Gisele Bundchen may have denied reports that she's pregnant, but these pics taken in New York yesterday suggest otherwise. Of course, the only real way to know is by me conducting a pelvic exam, and listen, I'm not going to enjoy it or anything. I'm simply fulfilling my duties as a journalist. Now where's my party hat and foam finger?
May 28 2009Megan Fox on Wonder Woman: 'Do not want.'
- Megan Fox will not be playing Wonder Woman because she's a "lame superhero." Somewhere, thousand of fanboys almost stopped masturbating. Almost. [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan tones down the crazy to keep the acting gig she only landed because Katie Holmes backed out. And by backed out I mean Tom Cruise activated her collar and demanded a Xenu Sandwich. [Lainey Gossip]
- Michael Lohan denies threatening to kill his fiancee and says he must be innocent because now she wants the charges dropped. The only thing I believe about that excuse is Michael Lohan is dumb enough to think it would work. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Katherine Heigl's demands a larger salary than Julia Roberts for an ensemble role only to get the boot from producers. Somehow this will be Judd Apatow's fault. Or the writers of Grey's Anatomy. Either one. [Celebslam]
- Gisele Bundchen is NOT pregnant. She's currently satisfied with the child Bridget Moynahan birthed that Gisele tells everybody is her's. That's how you protect a vagina, ladies. [I'm Not Obsessed]
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