Jul 30 2009Gemma Atkinson in a bikini
It's been almost two years since British model/actress Gemma Atkinson has appeared on the site, so here she is yesterday in the Caribbeans. On an interesting note, Gemma's Wikipedia page says she appeared in a December 2008 production of Peter Pan which I'm now convinced is what really killed Michael Jackson.
MICHAEL: Oh, boy, a Peter Plan play in beautiful Manchester. Just what I need to get in the holiday spirit!
THREE HOURS LATER
MICHAEL: Why... why... did Peter have such large breasts? Now, I'll never get to sleep at night without unhealthy amounts of illegally administered anesthetics. Help me, doctor.
DR. CONRAD MURRAY: Right away, Mr. Jackson.
Someone get me Tito on the line. He'll listen to reason.
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Oct 22 2007Gemma Atkinson is very buoyant
Scope out English model/actress Gemma Atkinson in her crazy hot 2008 calendar. I don't really have any idea who she is, but Gemma has dreams of being an R&B/soul singer and will soon be moving stateside to Nashville. Also, just thought I’d mention she’s recently single. News of the World reports:
Our Gem's now single after splitting with Man United star Ronaldo in July. A close pal revealed: "Gemma's started dating again and is loving it. She's met up with a number of guys so far and had a great time."
Note to Self: Move to Nashville. Seek out Gemma Atkinson. (If you’re unable to spot her, go home and cry in the bathtub while questioning your sexuality.) Introduce yourself as a record producer. (A cowboy hat will add authenticity to this claim and make you look like Chuck Norris. Pure win/win situation.) Gain Gemma’s confidence. (Buy her a coffee maker. Or an oven mitt. Whatever the chicks are into these days.) Touch boobies. (If unsuccessful, I hear suicide is fun too.) End note.
