May 26 2009Hayden Panettiere & Justin Long? Why not?
- Hayden Panettiere is with Justin Long now? This is what happens when midgets are in heat, folks. Also, they grow tails made of rainbows. [Just Jared]
- Demi Moore Twitters a pic of herself getting a false tooth replaced. Jesus, how many times do I have to tell her? "No gyno, no camera." Four simple words, Demi. [Allie is Wired]
- Evangeline Lilly claims she could've been the "next Angelina Jolie" but turned producers down. Which is really her way of saying Megan Fox shoved her down an elevator shaft and left her for dead. True story. [Lainey Gossip]
- Britney Spears was an "honorary bridesmaid" at her cousin's wedding over the weekend. Which means she was only required to wear a dress and wave from the pew, so grandpa didn't get a face-full of vagina during the inevitable pile-up. Then again, these people are from the South... [Pink is the New Blog]
- Zac Efron approves of Vanessa Hudgens wanting to do nudity in films to shed her Disney image. Christ, finally. If he's going to cry every time he sees her naked, at least let someone else look at her. That's just common courtesy. [Celebslam]
- Chloe Sevigny strung out on heroin in the 80s. That's the only way to describe what's happening here. [I'm Not Obsessed]
May 18 2009Elizabeth Banks: Crazed diva?
- Elizabeth Banks is the new Sharon Stone? So, when do we get to see her vagina? Seriously, give me a date. I'll make time. [Lainey Gossip]
- Britney Spears will perform on the season finale of American Idol - because God hates you. True story. [Allie is Wired]
- Evangeline Lilly needs to make love to me. It's what Sawyer would want. Or Jack, I'm not picky either. [Jezebel]
- Penelope Cruz is currently battling food poisoning at Cannes. In case you were wondering about a marginally famous star's digestive system, gotcha covered. [ICYDK]
- LeAnn Rimes photographed with her alleged other man Eddie Cibrian yesterday during halftime at a Lakers game. Are all country singers retarded? If so, why won't they let Jessica Simpson in their club? [Just Jared]
- Chris Pine is the new Matthew McConaughey. Who doesn't enjoy a shirtless Captain Kirk? Besides Sulu. [PopSugar]
Jun 19 2007Evangeline Lilly tries to look angry
Evangeline Lilly, who plays Kate on Lost, was spotted at Vancouver Airport giving the finger to the paparazzi. Although for some reason it's way less annoying than when Britney Spears or Avril Lavigne do it. Probably because she's so adorable. It's like a puppy trying to bite you with its tiny little mouth. You just want to shake you head side to side and go, "Who's a little princess? You are! You are!"
Mar 13 2007Evangeline Lilly slips her bikini butt
Evangeline Lilly almost lost her bikini bottom while attempting to surf in Hawaii over the weekend. Although it might've been a little more exciting if she had any discernible curves or womanly features. I feel like I'm looking at a dude in drag. She's cute as a button, but it looks like God got confused while sculpting her body and gave her Jean Claude Van Damme's ass by mistake.
Mar 5 2007Evangeline Lilly makes penises feel funny
Dominic Monaghan was spotted rubbing his balls while taking a walk with Evangeline Lilly in Hawaii. Although I don't know how flattered she should be, since he looks like he'd try to have sex with a lawn gnome. And who knows, if he wears heels he might even be as tall as one.
Dec 21 2006Evangeline Lilly is homeless
Evangeline Lilly's home in Kailua, Hawaii burned down yesterday morning. Her rep says:
"Yes, it is unfortunately true that her home in Hawaii burned down this morning. Thankfully, Evangeline is safe as she was on set already when it occurred. There is no official statement, and I have no further comment or information to provide at this time."
I feel her pain. I can't even tell you how many times my home has caught on fire. At first I thought it was the ligther I'm always playing with, but the fire marshal confirmed it's because I'm just way too hot.
Oct 10 2006Evangeline Lilly and Dominic Monaghan get frisky on the beach
Evangeline Lilly and Dominic Monaghan were caught very publicly displaying their affection on a Hawaii beach. Although when a couple gets their sex on there's usually not a creepy third guy standing over watching them. It's like the plot to some dirty porno movie, where the innocent surfer wanders by and the horny couple invites him to join in on the sandy fun. And then an animal control officer shows up and tells everybody to be careful because there's been numerous "trouser snake" sightings. Then cue music and enter the pizza delivery guy. Throw in a line about having to "deliver while it's hot" and you've got porno gold.
More of Evangeline Lilly and Dominic Monaghan being very open about making out after the jump.
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Aug 28 2006The Emmys and such featuring Evangeline Lilly
I feel like I should say something about the Primetime Emmy Awards. Although considering I'm a deaf mute I figure my emotions would be best expressed through pictures. Random pictures. Of people at the Emmys. So for absolutely no reason except that I'm disabled and deserve your pity I'll be posting random pictures from the Emmys throughout the day. It's my way of saying, "What the fuck are you saying? I can't hear you. I'm deaf, jackass."
