Nov 9 2009Eva Mendes shows some nip
Eva Mendes flashed some nipple at a special screening of Bad Lieutenant in New York Sunday night which just about makes up for the last time she starred in a movie with Nicolas Cage. All I need now is five hours of fellatio, an armored truck full of gold bullion and two McRibs to call it even for Ghost Rider. (I know, I know. I'm too generous and people take advantage of me. I'm a giver!)
Pics link to NSFW versions.
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Jun 17 2009Anna Paquin should do bad things to me
- Robert Pattinson is straight, everyone. He was just joking/trying to make every teenage girl with the Internet kill herself so he can go to Starbucks without getting gang-raped. [ICYDK]
- Taylor Swift is our nation's greatest country singer. Why the hell are we not related? [Lainey Gossip]
- Ryan Reynolds thinks his abs are so great. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Eva Mendes could sell me cock-shrinking pills at an orgy. [Just Jared]
- Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt probably made a sex tape, and don't pretend 99.5% of us won't watch it. [Celebslam]
- Chace Crawford is People's Hottest Bachelor because he stars in Gossip Girls which is owned by Time-Warner just like People. I went there. [PopSugar]
Dec 8 2008Scarlett Johansson & Eva Mendes are not even trying
Scarlett Johansson and Eva Mendes attended the Berlin premiere of The Spirit with Samuel L. Jackson and director Frank Miller last nigh,t and you'd think the two ladies who play sexy villains in the movie would schnazz it up a bit. Instead, Eva looks like she's about to swap recipes in the latest issue of Redbook, while I'm pretty sure Scarlett is wearing a leotard with a lamp shade around her waist. Congratulations, ladies, you've pissed off Germany. This should end well.
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Aug 4 2008Eva Mendes' topless Calvin Klein commercial banned from US television (Heroically, I've posted it here. Now, where's my parade?)
Eva Mendes is more than just the face for the new Calvin Klein Secret Obsession campaign. She's also the bush, boobs and nipples. Just scope out the NSFW version of the photo above along with the even more NSFW commercial after the jump. The spot is already banned from US television because, holy crap, it's Eva Mendes totally freaking topless. Although, with our economy in its current state, you figure the FCC would want to encourage consumers to buy shit, but what do I know? I'm just a simple man who can bend steel in his bare hands. At any rate, here's looking forward to her next campaign: Eva Mendes' Clitoris for Michelin tires.
Thanks to everyone who wrote in on this one. You're all on my Christmas list!
Jul 25 2008Eva Mendes wears lingerie for Calvin Klein
Eva Mendes in lingerie is just brilliant marketing for any product under the sun. She could be in an ad campaign for Industrial Strength Penis Melter, and I'd pour it on my cereal. I don't know what that says about me as a person, but I'm sure it's something along the lines of "The Superficial Writer is a national treasure."
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May 13 2008Eva Mendes' chest makes a kickass beverage tray
These are come crazy ass topless pics of Eva Mendes in the latest issue of Vogue Italia. All I know is, I'm moving to Italy and stocking my house full of Eva Mendes' Boobs/Drink Trays. Where do I pick something like that up? Pier 1? Or this more of an IKEA item? I get most of my furniture from the junk yard. People laughed when I made a bed out of old washing machines. But who's laughing now? Me! And not just because of the tetanus.
Thanks to Selene who doubles as a sexy armoire.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that, even uncensored, are some bizarro shit.
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Apr 21 2008Eva Mendes' crazy powers activate at Comic Con
Eva Mendes stopped by the New York Comic Con on Saturday to promote her upcoming movie The Spirit directed by comics legend Frank Miller. If all that information is new to you, congratulations, you probably don't quietly cry alone in your room surrounded by Star Wars action figures. Uh, like my roommate. Not me. Wait, who moved Lando? But moving on, Eva apparently went batshit in front of a bunch of dorks and reader Ryan was there with the exclusive scoop:
My friends and I were at New York Comic Con Saturday, and one of the big attractions was the afternoon appearance by Eva Mendes and Frank Miller to promote their upcoming movie "The Spirit," in which she stars and which he directs. People were lined up for hours for their 5:30 signing, many clutching comic books or other memorabilia they hoped to get autographed. But almost immediately upon arriving at the signing table, Mendes evidently freaked out and abruptly left. Frank Miller also chose to leave the table and hide in the curtained-off waiting area immediately behind the table, signing only posters for The Spirit, which were then carried out to the less-than-pleased fans waiting in line.... The scene dissolved into relative chaos, with people receiving signed posters from Miller and nothing from Mendes, who as far as anyone could tell simply left the convention altogether.
Somewhere a publicist's head just exploded - then immediately grew back, I swear they're like cockroaches. Anyway, curious as to what exactly The Spirit is about, I stumbled upon the teaser on MTV.com. Apparently this Spirit fellow has a city that's both his mother AND his lover? Huh, so basically it's Sin City for southerners. Yee-doggie!
Thanks to Ryan for the scoop. You're more awesome than Batman, Superman and Wolverine driving a tank full of strippers - or Magic: The Gathering cards. Whichever frightens you less.
NOTE: Photo of Eva Mendes in character over at our sister site IWatchStuff.com. She's fonty!
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Feb 1 2008Eva Mendes in rehab
TMZ revealed today that Eva Mendes is in rehab battling a substance abuse problem:
We're told the "Ghost Rider" star is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near Sundance. The Lodge, which treated Lindsay Lohan and other stars, is one of the most respected treatment facilities in the country.
Eva has been at Cirque for several weeks.
Her addiction? My guess is ass-patting. I had a problem with it myself. It was really affecting my work. I mean, I would pat anyone's ass. My secretary, random co-workers, Ted in Accounting. Also the copying machine. Oh, that copying machine. Such a tight buttocks on that one... But, anyway, I got some help and I think I'm better for it. Best of luck to Eva.
