Aug 13 2009Elle Macpherson's still got it and other news
- Victoria Beckham goes overkill on the bronzer for her first day on American Idol. Even George Hamilton went "Are you kidding me?" then instructed his wife to tan him with a flamethrower. True story. [Lainey Gossip]
- Brad Pitt is not running for mayor of New Orleans. He is, however, running for sheriff of Please Let's Stop Acquiring Kids Before I Shoot Myself in the Face Town. [PopEater]
- Bryce Dallas Howard arrives on the set of Eclipse. She'll be carrying Robert Pattinson's baby and having a gunfight with Kristen Stewart in 5... 4... 3... [OK! Magazine]
- Haylie Duff still exists? Honestly, I thought she was a prop Hilary's publicist came up with. Weird. [Celebslam]
- Jerry O'Connell is going to law school. That'll make Rebecca realize he's a big boy now. Right after she cuts his sandwich in triangles. [Just Jared]
- Jessica Alba finds acting work that doesn't involve a bikini. Has the world gone mad?! [PopSugar]
- Heidi Montag pretends she has sex with Spencer Pratt. But he's not Jesus... [I'm Not Obsessed]
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Apr 17 2009Jessica Simpson's parents are f-cked up
- Jessica Simpson's mom is apparently also obsessed with her daughter's breasts. Or she could just be trying to find a common interest with her husband. Married people are weird. [Celebslam]
- Oprah is on Twitter! Her first tweet-to-tweet was with Jimmy Fallon, and yet she continued to use the service. Is Oprah drinking again? [Just Jared]
- Elle Macpherson is still hot proving my theory that supermodels are cyborgs. It also proves my theory I'd have sex with a robot. Not counting the time R.O.B. took advantage of me in college. Last time I clean out the attic. [Lainey Gossip]
- Shia LaBeouf had trouble not falling in love with Megan Fox while filming the Transformers movies. "It's hard. It's really hard," he says. Meanwhile, Megan Fox is wondering "What would Angelina do?" Hope Shia likes kids. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Zac Efron and Jason Statham hate shirts and everyone thinks it's cool. I hate condoms and everyone's like "Whoa, there. I'd prefer if you not use my bathroom." Hypocrites. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Susan Boyle is about to get that paper. Forbes says she's poised to be a future multi-millionaire. Somewhere, Tron Guy sulks sadly while holding an eviction notice. Damn youse, cruel world! [Radar Online]
Dec 29 2008Elle Macpherson in a bikini
Here's supermodel Elle Macpherson in a bikini at Sydney Harbor on Sunday. If you don't know who Elle Macpherson is, congratulations, I'm old. That said, remember the episode of Friends when Elle was Joey's roommate time I built a Ferrari with a chainsaw then sucker punched a grizzly bear after making love to a beautiful woman? Chandler was so jealous! Chandler was so jealous!
Sep 5 2007Elle Macpherson might be a witch
Elle Macpherson showed up to the 2007 GQ Men of the Year Awards at the Royal Opera House in London last night. And I don't know if she's started eating newborn infants or what, but she looks unbelievable for a 43-year-old. Like actually unbelievable. These might as well be pictures of the Loch Ness Monster. Or Lindsay Lohan doing calculus.
