Oct 20 2009Dita Von Teese topless lesbian photos
These are never-before-seen shots of Dita Von Teese in a 1999 lesbian photo shoot that some Indiana Jones-esque hero unearthed then immediately sold to Splash News instead of putting them in a museum, where they belong. In the meantime, for those of you who think I'm just posting porn now, it's not porn if it's in black and white. That's in the Bible.
Pics are NSFW. Obviously.
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Oct 5 2009Jessica Biel films 'The A-Team' and other news
- Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise go for a run. Because a couple who jogs together stays together as long as someone keeps batteries in the shock collar. [Lainey Gossip]
- Rihanna thinks she's Lady GaGa now. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Lady GaGa thinks she's Rihanna now. Are we in a bad 80s movie? [PopEater]
- Nicole Richie gets rear-ended by a paparazzo. [Just Jared]
- Simon Cowell apparently throws a bitching party. [Celebslam]
- George Clooney demonstrates how he catches cocktail waitress in the wild. [PopSugar]
- Mo'Nique admits she'd eat an Oscar if she won one. [The Blemish]
- Dita Von Teese probably never wants to see another WonderBra again. Or Marilyn Manson's penis covered in white make-up if we're making a list. [Socialite Life]
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Sep 28 2009Dita Von Teese for Wonderbra and other news
- Jessica Biel needs to stop losing weight before there's irreparable ass damage. I'll notify the UN. [Lainey Gossip]
- Janet Jackson's bosom: We don't talk about it enough. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Lindsay Lohan might be on Celebrity Big Brother. Somebody needs to get Spencer Pratt on there then tell Lindsay he's hiding uncut Colombian snow in his aorta. Or not and kiss an Emmy goodbye. It's your call. [Celebslam]
- Leonardo DiCaprio carries around dogs now. Why not? [PopSugar]
- Kristin Cavallari deserves more than Lauren Conrad. [JustJared]
- Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy got married. Whee. [PopEater]
- Jenny Slate won't get fired from SNL for dropping the F-bomb which was less offensive than Megan Fox's "acting." [The Blemish]
- Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson pout about being famous. [Socialite Life]
- Pamela Anderson denies she's broke which is actually true. Unless her vagina stopped working, then maybe. [Celebitchy]
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Sep 25 2009Dita Von Teese is busty and other news
- Courtney Love is apparently competing with Lindsay Lohan for the title of "Most Cracked Out Twitter User." [PopEater]
- Hugh Jackman keeps picking up his daughter after school [Lainey Gossip]
- Mischa Barton's new show is canceled after airing just two episodes. [Just Jared]
- Megan Fox hosts SNL this weekend. [PopSugar]
- Lindsay Lohan is worried the guy who robbed her house will spill secrets that will ruin her career. And by career I mean spotty employment that's just enough to keep the blow coming in. [Celebslam]
- Heidi Klum's baby is going to have a bitch of a time breastfeeding. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Bijou Phillips claims she knew about the incestuous affair between Mackenzie and their father John. Which explains how she end up a Scientologist. Ha! Just kidding. But not really. [The Blemish]
- Pamela Anderson owes $1 million in unpaid construction bills. Time to stop giving away freebies. [Wonderwall]
May 13 2009Katy Perry & Dita Von Teese fight AIDS. Somehow.
Here's Katy Perry and Dita Von Teese teaming up with fashion house H&M in the fight against AIDS. I don't really get how this campaign is helping unless confusing the hell out of me while inducing a half-erection is the cure which, I'm not gonna lie, is something I've always suspected.
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Feb 19 2009Dita Von Teese is having intercourse
Dita Von Teese recently told the British tabloids she became celibate after her divorce from Marilyn Manson, but surprisingly it was just a joke. I say surprisingly because if there's anyone who could make a woman never want to have sex again it's Marilyn Manson. - And, okay, Criss Angel. E! News reports:
"All my friends [saw that] and were like, What?" the burlesque beauty told us last night at the Beverly Hills launch party for Amanda Eliasch's new book, Cloak & Dagger Butterfly. "I just thought it was funny to say at the time."
She added with a laugh, "I'm pretty sure it's safe for you to report that I've had sex by now."
Von Teese says she hasn't found someone special to settle down with just yet, so until then...
"I'm just really enjoying being single, and having fun, global affairs," she said. "I'm enjoying being free, and enjoying different men...I'm enjoying being in the moment and enjoying everyone for what they have to offer."
Global affairs, huh? Note to self: Purchase globe costume. Let Dita Von Teese come to you. Do the sexy stuff.
Like shooting fish in a barrel. Unless she laughs at my south pole.
Nov 25 2008Dita Von Teese topless in German Playboy
A topless Dita Von Teese appears in the December issue of Playboy Germany and, sonofabitch, that's it. I'm moving to Germany. I thought this country was kickass, but when we can't even get Dita Von Teese to pose in our Playboy for the holidays, it's time to pack it in and start selling states to Canada. I'm not even joking. Which is why I'd like to announce the launch of my new site: Das Oberflächliche.com!
Sieg Heil, bitches. (That means "Hello," right?)
NOTE: Pics to link NSFW versions which give new meaning to the scientific term "nipples the size of dinner plates."
Aug 19 2008Dita Von Teese unveils her new Wonderbra lingerie, I can't stop thinking she had sex with Marilyn Manson
Dita Von Teese shows off her new line of lingerie that she designed for Wonderbra. It's meant to be worn all day under your normal clothes because apparently Dita wants all you ladies to be slutty superheroes. Finally, a cause I can support! In the meantime, here are the details from Marie Claire UK:
'I love it when you can go about your daily business with the knowledge that you have a little secret of your own on underneath. Lingerie shouldn't be something you just put on for your lover; you should do it for you. It's not about seducing men, it's about embracing womanhood.'
Of course, what better way to embrace womanhood than by seducing men. Just sayin'.
