Sep 30 2009Madonna eats our lowly mortal food and other news
- Dustin Diamond reads an excerpt from his tell-all book involving Mario Lopez's sexual conquests - with women. Nice try, Screech. [PopEater]
- Jessica Biel really did get dumped by Justin Timberlake: A convincing argument. [Lainey Gossip]
- Denise Richards: I'd still hit it. I don't care if she talks about Charlie Sheen's fear of breastfeeding the whole time, I'd do it. That needed to be said. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Katie Holmes should be using this time for something more useful than taking Suri shopping. Like, oh I dunno, fleeing the goddamn country and adopting a new alias. Kids love that shit. [PopSugar]
- Jon Hamm in Muppet form. [Just Jared]
- Jessica Alba finds acting work in the third Fockers movie. -- Why did that sentence feel like an oxymoron? [The Blemish]
- Kate Gosselin on slowing down the divorce: "Fuuuuuuuuuuck that." Okay, maybe not her exact words, but it's what she was thinking while stuffing her children in brown sacks with dollar signs on them. [Socialite Life]
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Jul 29 2009Kelly Kapowski in a bikini and other news
- Jude Law knocked somebody up again making this Baby #4. He's in your rearview, Jon Gosselin. [Lainey Gossip]
- Brad Pitt told People "his partying ends at 6 p.m.," only to turn around and get shit-faced in Berlin until 2 a.m. with a mystery blonde. Somebody's losing a penis. [PopEater]
- Bar Refaeli got over Leonardo DiCaprio quickly. [The Blemish]
- Mischa Barton spotted out in public for the first time since her 5150. Yet somehow she managed to not fuck a member of the paparazzi. Britney. [Celebslam]
- Rachelle Lefevre is pissed about being replaced by Bryce Dallas Howard in the third Twilight film. [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan somehow has money to shop. Did she steal some leprechaun's pot of gold? Because that would explain why I saw Hayden Panettiere crying on a toadstool. [PopSugar]
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Jul 14 2009Denise Richards sunbathing topless
Finally Denise Richards has realized what she needs to do to keep her career on life support. Here she is sunbathing topless while filming her reality show Denise Richards: It's Complicated. Granted, these aren't the highest quality shots, never look a gift horse in the mouth. Unless there's pictures of women's breasts inside then, really, what's a hoof in the neck? Back me up, Christopher Reeve.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of once bountiful pastures, and also, thanks to Brian who, for some reason, included explicit instructions for Shauna Sand in his e-mail that I won't repeat here. This is a family site.
Jul 1 2009Denise Richards in a bikini (Without cut-offs!)
On the last day of her Maui vacation, Denise Richards finally decided to ditch the cut-off shorts and go for a swim in her bikini. Sure, there's no way these are candid shots, but that's like complaining the girl you slept with last night was missing a leg. And heart. And soul. And, fine, it was a blow-up doll, okay? Listen, sometimes you gotta have a few rainy days to enjoy the sunny ones, and I'm going through what you might call a "monsoon season." Of the penis.
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Jun 24 2009Denise Richards keeps wearing bikinis
Denise Richards continued her shirt-free vacation in Hawaii yesterday, and let her kids play with a parrot that will most likely spend its remaining days regaling tourists with "Charlie Sheen's an asshole! SQUAWK!" Actually, that's not fair. There's a 50/50 chance it might say "Liked her better with implants. SQUAWK!" Me too, Polly. Me too. -- SQUAWK!
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Jun 22 2009Denise Richards in a bikini
Here's Denise Richards in Maui with her kids this morning. Anyone else get the feeling her daughters live in perpetual fear of getting doused with hot coffee because mommy can't focus on the camera and hold a cup at the same time? I'm also pretty sure they're the only preschoolers who know to pop a Xanax when Denise gets a call on the road. "Aw, shit, it's her agent. Helmets, everyone!"
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Jun 12 2009Denise Richards Has a Message for You
Denise Richards: It's Complicated is back Sunday nights 10:30/9:30c on E! and Denise recorded an exclusive video for The Superficial which I may have looped the first 10 seconds of just to hear her say my name repeatedly. Nothing sexual! I'm simply a narcissist who objectifies women, that's all. Ladies?
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Jun 4 2009Denise Richards should tan some more
Here's Denise Richards out and about in New York where she appeared on The Early Show this morning, and I'm pretty sure I have Stage 4 skin cancer just looking at her. Seriously, I found a raised mole big enough to land helicopters on. In fact, here comes a news chopper now. Dammit, Denise...
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