May 5 2009Courteney Cox talked to Brad Pitt? That bitch!
Despite being friends (Like the show!) with Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and David Arquette spent Sunday night hanging out with Brad Pitt after running into him at a concert. Page Six reports:
Cox was at the Wiltern Theater in LA with husband David Arquette for the final stop on rocker Chris Cornell's Scream album tour when Pitt showed up. Our backstage spy told us, "Instead of ignoring him, Courteney chatted away with Brad all night. The three were in great spirits and seemed really happy to see each other."
In Courteney Cox's defense, it must've been nice hanging out with someone who doesn't shoot ice trails out of her vagina like freaking Iceman. Not that I'm saying Jennifer Aniston does, but then again, there's a reason she's always invited to cocktail parties. "Dammit, we're out of ice. Someone tell Jen she should have kids while I go get a bucket."
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Mar 6 2008Courteney Cox needs to rethink her security
Courteney Cox is targeting Britney Spears and Paris Hilton on her new season of FX's Dirt. I never watch the show because, quite frankly, Courteney looks like the type of chick that would eat your soul - without the courtesy of letting you see her bra. Anyway, she's not afraid who she'll parody this season because she's got her big, strong husband David Arquette to protect her according to FOX News (Who conveniently is part of the same parent company as FX. I'm just sayin'.):
But if the celebs don’t find the joke so funny, it is her hubby/fellow executive producer, David Arquette, who will handle the heat.
"If somebody called me and was really mad at me, I'd assure them that it was never my intention to hurt anybody," Cox said. "But I’ll just give the phone over to David."
Because there's nothing more terrifying than a hipster doofus in your grill. I mean, seriously. All you have to do is say Bright Eyes sounds just like Arcade Fire then, when he rambles on for five hours, you beat him over the head with his Mac Powerbook. Now get on the horn, and tell them how to bring these sons of bitches down!
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