Jun 23 2009Britney Spears: Stateside and braless
- Robert Pattinson continues to film that movie that's not about vampires. Until after the first test screening that is. [Lainey Gossip]
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are the proud parents of twins. From another woman's vagina. Awww yeah! [Pink is the New Blog]
- Kevin Federline owes the IRS a shit-ton of back taxes. And by Kevin I mean Britney because let's be honest about who's going to cover it. [Celebslam]
- Dakota Fanning obviously wasn't having a light day. [The Blemish]
- Jenna Jameson doesn't like being called "wide." Human cock holster? Yes. Wide? Hell no. [ICYDK]
- Jon and Kate divorce episode set record ratings for the show. What can they exploit next? Got it! Sell Joel on the black market. That shit practically writes itself. [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan was invited to the Transformers premiere last night. So, are they trying to jinx the movie? Some sort of tax write-off? I'm confused. [PopSugar]
May 12 2009Katie Price likes to drink
- Peter Andre blames Katie Price's drinking for their divorce. Hey, what else is a married, giant-breasted woman supposed to do all day? She didn't buy those things to clean the oven with. Or did she? Because mine's looking a bit dingy... [Allie is Wired]
- Heidi Klum and Seal renew their vows by dressing up like who the fuck knows what? On a happier note, Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge now know a new level of fancy. [Best Week Ever]
- Lady GaGa continues to push boundaries - by appearing on Ellen. Next stop, Regis & Kelly, bitches! [Videogum]
- Shanna Moakler looks a bit pissed today. Why do I get the feeling Donald Trump is about to get a heel to the testicles? But for free this time. [Jezebel]
- Jennifer Lopez is still making music? And Skeletor allows this? Huh. I thought there'd only Latin singing sensation allowed in that relationship. And it's their gay pool boy Ricky Martin. -- He's had a rough year. [PopSugar]
- Dakota Fanning gets her Twilight on. Apparently the sequel has flying bat children. Neat. [ICYDK]
Jul 27 2007Dakota Fanning might live in a cave
I'm not going to say anything mean about these pictures of Dakota Fanning because she's only 13-years-old and honesty is only reserved for adults. Well that, and I'm actually a little scared of her. If it was dark and I saw her walking towards me on the street I wouldn't even think, I'd just throw my keys at her and run.
One more shot of Dakota Fanning after the jump.
NOTE: Was that mean? Was what I said mean? I didn't mean it to be. Oh God, she's in my closet isn't she? *Runs out of the room screaming*
