May 8 2009Daisy De La Hoya might have OD'd

Reality star Daisy De La Hoya (Rock of Love 2, Daisy of Love) was picked up by paramedics yesterday for a "possible overdose." Except she didn't want to go down without a fight and proceeded to beat the living shit out of EMTs. I really should've tried out for her show. It's like she's perfect. TMZ reports:
A source close to the situation says friends called 911 after they heard Daisy making strange noises in her friend's Hollywood Hills home.
When firefighters and medics came to the house, sources tell us Daisy was acting "crazy" -- yelling, screaming and thrashing around. It took multiple emergency personnel to get Daisy into the ambulance.
We're told Daisy is currently receiving treatment at a Los Angeles area hospital.
Daisy's rep is chalking it up as "delirium as a result of exhaustion" which sounds reasonable. I mean, who isn't tired after a five-day coke binge? Factor in trying to hide the fact she's a man so no one knows Bret Michaels got a tranny blowjob on basic cable, and the poor thing has to be burnt out.
Oct 13 2008Daisy De La Hoya set to make out with high school seniors on TV

You know it's a holiday when I'm posting about Rock of Love rejects. Daisy De La Hoya is getting her own reality show on VH1 titled Daisy of Love. (I hope somebody got a raise for that.) The show will air Spring 2009 and right now casting is underway at Daisyoflovecasting.com. However, the producers must be shitting themselves because the top contenders can't even legally drink. People reports:
The profile with the most votes (330 currently) belongs to m1kee26, who says he’s 18 and from Staten Island, N.Y.
“I love to go out and have a great time,” he writes. “I am a fan of all the vh1 reality shows. My favorite so far was I love Money. I enjoy playing basketball, baseball and bowling. I am a liberal arts major and planning on become a Physical Therapist later on.”
Nate, also 18, from State College, Penn., is in a distant second place with 120 votes and writes: “I would love to go on this show and meet Daisy, since I know we’ve both been through a lot. I haven’t had much luck with love in my life, so going on this show and meeting a beautiful woman may be just what I need.”
Man, I feel bad for Nate. Eighteen years old and thinking he's about to fall in love with a stripper on a reality show. Poor kid. Somebody should probably take him aside and let him know how these things work before he gets his heart broken. Unless, of course, he shoots hedge funds out of his penis, then maybe...
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Mar 4 2008Daisy de la Hoya into geological objects of love

Meet Daisy de la Hoya. She's not only the niece of Oscar de la Hoya, but she's currently competing on VH1's Rock of Love 2 with Bret Michaels. I never watch the show - except for every goddamn day! Inna instead of that bitch Kristy Joe? Seriously, Bret, loosen that bald-dana. Anyway, I hope Daisy wins. That way when Bret dies of old age next year, Daisy will remember my kind words and totally make out with me. Preferably somewhere romantic like a Port-a-John at a Van Halen concert. With a woman like this, it's all about finesse.
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