Oct 16 2009Courteney Cox in a bikini
Courteney Cox and Busy Philips filmed scenes for Cougar Town this afternoon in LA, and folks, that is one nice looking 45-year-old. Seriously, gotta give credit where credit is due, and Courteney could easily pass for Lindsay Lohan's little sister. But then again so could Phyllis Diller, I should work on my compliments.
EDIT: Added a ton more pics of Courteney.
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Jun 15 2009Kanye West's new Louis Vuitton ad has to feel awkward
- Paris Hilton's reality show My New BFF is up for a Teen Choice Award. -- We're never going to live like Star Trek are we? Sonofabitch... [PopSugar]
- Chris Brown brought a Rihanna lookalike to last night's NBA finals game. Kudos to that young lady who could've saved herself the effort and dressed up like a punching bag. [Lainey Gossip]
- Lindsay Lohan is pregnant! -- In her upcoming made-for-TV movie. Ha ha, I really shouldn't joke like that. Everyone still alive? [Pink is the New Blog]
- Courteney Cox is not aging well. Or Brad Pitt knocked her up. Whichever scenario you prefer. [Celebslam]
- Ryan Kwanten (True Blood's Jason Stackhouse) is on the cover of Muscle & Fitness and does yoga. Balls in your court, Pattinson. [Just Jared]
- Fergie proves that million of dollars can buy you awesome girl parts. [ICYDK]
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version, and thanks to Rachel who came to the right place after seeing a naked woman's ass. I'll take it from here.
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May 5 2009Courteney Cox talked to Brad Pitt? That bitch!
Despite being friends (Like the show!) with Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and David Arquette spent Sunday night hanging out with Brad Pitt after running into him at a concert. Page Six reports:
Cox was at the Wiltern Theater in LA with husband David Arquette for the final stop on rocker Chris Cornell's Scream album tour when Pitt showed up. Our backstage spy told us, "Instead of ignoring him, Courteney chatted away with Brad all night. The three were in great spirits and seemed really happy to see each other."
In Courteney Cox's defense, it must've been nice hanging out with someone who doesn't shoot ice trails out of her vagina like freaking Iceman. Not that I'm saying Jennifer Aniston does, but then again, there's a reason she's always invited to cocktail parties. "Dammit, we're out of ice. Someone tell Jen she should have kids while I go get a bucket."
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Dec 31 2008Jennifer Aniston to John Mayer: 'Thanks for all that publicity. Later!'
After dominating the Christmas box office, Jennifer Aniston is spending New Year's Eve with the most important person in her life right now: Courteney Cox Arquette. Yup, Jen is staying in Los Cabos with the family of her old Friends co-star (OMG! They really were best friends!) while John Mayer is quarantined to a separate beach house with his brother. Whee! People reports:
While the couple appear to be staying in separate residences, their places are just a short drive away – and are connected by a private beach perfect for long walks at sunset.
Aniston is making a tradition of spending the holidays with the Arquettes, having spent a festive night out with them at Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills on Christmas Eve.
JEN: I mean, I did have the #1 movie in America over the holiday. Do you think I should sleep with him?
COURTENEY: Eww! Eww! No. God, no.
JOHN: I'm sitting right here.
JEN: No one knows for certain if all the publicity from our "relationship" helped, right? And it's not like we had a contract.
COURTENEY: Exactly.
JOHN: Hello?
JEN: Plus, he was hanging around that Pete Wentz kid.
JOHN: I'm a studio exec with lots of money and scripts catered to a strong female lead.
JEN: *flashes her breasts* Dammit! It's just John.
COURTENEY: Seriously, not cool. Now help me get my pants off the ceiling fan.
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Oct 1 2008'Don't Vote' celebrity PSA attempts to stretch thinly-veiled sarcasm for five minutes
A ridiculous amount of celebs got together to make this "edgy" video encouraging young people to vote. Here's the YouTube summary:
Leonardo DiCaprio, will i. am, Tobey Maguire, and Forest Whitaker have created public service announcements to encourage American youth to register to vote. The non-partisan PSAs, produced by DiCaprios Appian Way, were created to engage and inspire young people to register and vote and participate in the upcoming election.
And guess what, kids? They use bad words. Holy shit! In fact, Jonah Hill even endorses getting high and playing Halo. Damn, now I'm totally voting! Thanks, sarcastic stars of stage and screen. If it weren't for the emotionless face of Tobey Maguire, I would've sat at home like a fag. U.S.A!
Mar 6 2008Courteney Cox needs to rethink her security
Courteney Cox is targeting Britney Spears and Paris Hilton on her new season of FX's Dirt. I never watch the show because, quite frankly, Courteney looks like the type of chick that would eat your soul - without the courtesy of letting you see her bra. Anyway, she's not afraid who she'll parody this season because she's got her big, strong husband David Arquette to protect her according to FOX News (Who conveniently is part of the same parent company as FX. I'm just sayin'.):
But if the celebs don’t find the joke so funny, it is her hubby/fellow executive producer, David Arquette, who will handle the heat.
"If somebody called me and was really mad at me, I'd assure them that it was never my intention to hurt anybody," Cox said. "But I’ll just give the phone over to David."
Because there's nothing more terrifying than a hipster doofus in your grill. I mean, seriously. All you have to do is say Bright Eyes sounds just like Arcade Fire then, when he rambles on for five hours, you beat him over the head with his Mac Powerbook. Now get on the horn, and tell them how to bring these sons of bitches down!
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