Nov 18 2009Claire Danes' nipples and other news
- Miley Cyrus hates Twilight. How will a franchise survive without the approval of Disney's child stripper? Only time will tell... [Lainey Gossip]
- Stephanie Pratt should pay attention to this. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Gerard Butler does his best Michael Jackson impression except no Jesus Juice. FAIL. [Just Jared]
- Robert Pattinson probably pale-banged this, too. [Celebslam]
- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes celebrate their three year anniversary today. Ah, nothing like a day devoid of eye contact and human emotions. Cheers! [PopSugar]
- Sofia Vergara jokes about rape. HAHA! [The Blemish]
- Hugh Jackman hates condoms, or Democratic presidents. Could go either way. [Socialite Life]
- Pamela Anderson told her kids about her sex tapes. In related news, ax murders increased 500% in Malibu this afternoon... [Betty Confidential]
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Sep 28 2009Dita Von Teese for Wonderbra and other news
- Jessica Biel needs to stop losing weight before there's irreparable ass damage. I'll notify the UN. [Lainey Gossip]
- Janet Jackson's bosom: We don't talk about it enough. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Lindsay Lohan might be on Celebrity Big Brother. Somebody needs to get Spencer Pratt on there then tell Lindsay he's hiding uncut Colombian snow in his aorta. Or not and kiss an Emmy goodbye. It's your call. [Celebslam]
- Leonardo DiCaprio carries around dogs now. Why not? [PopSugar]
- Kristin Cavallari deserves more than Lauren Conrad. [JustJared]
- Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy got married. Whee. [PopEater]
- Jenny Slate won't get fired from SNL for dropping the F-bomb which was less offensive than Megan Fox's "acting." [The Blemish]
- Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson pout about being famous. [Socialite Life]
- Pamela Anderson denies she's broke which is actually true. Unless her vagina stopped working, then maybe. [Celebitchy]
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Feb 7 2009Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy are engaged
A rep for Claire Danes has confirmed that she and her British boyfriend, Hugh Dancy, are engaged. The two have been together since meeting on the set of their 2007 film Evening. And, in other just as exciting news, I was walking down the street today and saw a puppy. And it was brown! Whee!
Jul 17 2008Claire Danes in a bikini
Here's something you don't see everyday: Claire Danes wearing a bikini. She's vacationing in Italy with boyfriend Hugh Dancy, and it looks like she's having a relaxing time tanning, taking pictures and reading a book spread eagle which would be hot if I didn't just spend the past hour looking for her breasts with a magnifying glass. Are they under the beach chair? I don't get it.
Jul 26 2007Claire Danes MTV Canada nipple slip
Claire Danes was at MTV Canada yesterday and accidentally flashed her nipple when she bent over while promoting her new movie Stardust. It's not even just her nipple, her entire breast is basically exposed. Well, assuming you consider that thing a breast. She's pretty and all, but I've owned rulers with more curves than her.
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