Aug 6 2009Cindy Crawford in a bikini
Here's Cindy Crawford in Saint-Tropez yesterday looking awesome as usual. She is seriously going to be the hottest broad in the nursing home down the road. And that's when I'll make my move. How can she resist my talks of shuffleboard and Viagra over the early bird at Cracker Barrel? She'll be like bread pudding in my hands. Or tapioca.
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May 14 2009Cindy Crawford in a bikini
Here's Cindy Crawford wearing a bikini on the set of her latest photo shoot in LA, and I love how she spots the paparazzi then starts pointing at them. Because nothing deters a cameraman like looking directly at him so he gets a clear shot of your face and breasts. No, really, I'm surprised this set didn't end with a falling camera's perspective followed by a grown man shitting himself. You'd just assume that'd be the case.
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May 2 2009Cindy Crawford's husband is kind of a douche
Cindy Crawford's business mogul husband Rande Gerber is being sued for sexual harassment by two women who used to work for him. Us reports:
A lawsuit was filed in March in San Diego County Superior Court, Usmagazine.com confirms, by a pair of former waitresses. According to TMZ.com, which first broke the news, the women claimed they were fired from a restaurant owned by Gerber's company for refusing to give in to the advances of Gerber and other managers where they worked.On one occasion in 2008, while working at the Moonstone Lounge in San Diego, one of the women claims the supermodel's husband attempted to kiss her three times during the night, then "put his hand up [her] dress in between her legs in an attempt to fondle her crotch," TMZ reports.
The women are reportedly suing for unspecified damages.
I know absolutely nothing about the case, but the fact that this Rande Gerber character is married to Cindy Crawford automatically makes him my enemy, and thus guilty of all charges. Look, I'm not saying he did or didn't sexually harass these two women, but he 100% definitely did sexually harass them. With his penis.
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Mar 23 2009Cindy Crawford seems to have forgot her clothes
Here's Cindy Crawford posing nude for the April issue of Allure magazine. Did anyone else's desk just splinter in half or was that just mine? Guess they don't make steel like they used to...
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version, but there's a pretty good chance you're getting laid off anyway, so go nuts.
Feb 20 2009Cindy Crawford pumping gas in heels
Here's pictures of Cindy Crawford at a gas station before attending a birthday party in Malibu. There's probably nothing sexier than a woman in heels pumping gas. Although, I should probably preface that statement by admitting I'm a Transformer. Good God, this is like porn....
Dec 5 2008Cindy Crawford gets drunk at George Clooney's house
Cindy Crawford got wasted at George Clooney's house in London last night where he was throwing a charity event for the victims of Darfur. And you know what will totally make those fuckers feel better? Cindy Crawford knocking back Jell-O shots in a see-through top. Whoo! Charity! GET SOME!
NOTE: Seriously, are George Clooney and Brad Pitt having some sort competition to see who can look more like a child molestor? It's either that, or they wake-up one morning and suddenly realized "Shit, you know who's sexy? Dennis Farina."
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Aug 6 2008Cindy Crawford topless = Oh yes, this is happening
Cindy Crawford continues her vacation in France with husband Rande Gerber and special guest George Clooney. This time she's partaking in some topless sunbathing and gravity has been ridiculously kind to Cindy. The last pair of 42-year-old breasts I saw belonged to The Geekologie Writer's mom. She tripped over them on her way to the bed. True story.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW version that will make you cry if you're a middle-aged woman, Richard Gere or all of the above.
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Aug 4 2008Cindy Crawford in a bikini
Cindy Crawford got her bikini on while vacationing in France with husband Rande Gerber. Also on board was George Clooney which is a brave act on her husband's part. Nothing like inviting the handsomest man in the world on your yacht to ogle your superfine wife. This probably won't end well.
CINDY: Chin me. Chin me, George! Chin me like you mean it-
RANDE: Cindy! Wake up! You're talking in your sleep again.
CINDY: Huh, what? Oh, wow, this is embarrassing.
RANDE: I knew this was a bad idea. Why'd you invite him anyway?
CINDY: I didn't invite him.
RANDE: Neither did I. Then, what in the....
VOICE FROM THE CLOSET: Touch her boob.
RANDE: Who is that?
VOICE FROM THE CLOSET: Do naked stuff.
RANDE: (Opens closet door.) For the love of God, Clooney. Get out of there!
CLOONEY: Touch her boob.
Based on a true story.
