Sep 3 2009Olivia Wilde hawks perfume and other news
- Michael Jackson's funeral was today. I wonder what it was like when they found out his gravestone dispenses candy. Hmm... [PopEater]
- Salma Hayek flipped out last night at a restaurant when all the outdoor seating was taken even though she didn't have a reservation. Did any of this cause her breasts to shrink? No? Carry on. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kate Beckinsale is hot. I don't say that enough. [PopSugar]
- Janice Dickinson found a man willing to kiss her old, collagen lips without cash changing hands. [Celebslam]
- Ashlee Simpson talks about raising Pete Wentz's spawn on The Today Show. [Just Jared]
- Tori Spelling denies reports that Dean McDermott is only married to her for the money. Clearly it's for the sex. Because who doesn't enjoy banging a sickly, middle-aged woman with implants? And she even had kids. Score! [Socialite Life]
- Kelly Osbourne wants kids to stay off tattoos. Hey, doesn't she know educating kids is for commies? Oh, wait, that only counts if you're a black president. My bad. [ICYDK]
- Kim Cattrall is still a cougar. [Splash News]
- Cate Blanchett goes back to work after getting brained on stage by a co-star and pretty much makes Jeremy Piven look like a giant vagina. [Parade]
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Jul 8 2009Megan Fox hangs out with Cate Blanchett? Sure.
Megan Fox and Cate Blanchett spent some time together at Fashion Week in Paris yesterday which is a combination I would've never seen coming. Mostly because Cate can act while Megan doesn't need to because she has $20 grand worth of silicone bolted to her chest and the ass of a Greek goddess. But yet Cate gets all the Oscars. You make me sick, Hollywood. Sick, I say!
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May 8 2007Cate Blanchett has seen better days
Cate Blanchett showed up to the red carpet of the Costume Institute Gala in New York looking like some sort of troll. She usually looks elegant and ethereal, so I don't know what the hell is going on here. She looks like she should be living under a bridge, hopping from foot to foot and waving a stick over her head.
