Nov 18 2009Carmen Electra made some sort of sex tape
Somehow Carmen Electra making a sex tape has become huge news today which shows how awesome the Internet is at forgetting what the fuck people used to do for a living. Anyway, you can check it out after the jump and it's not so much a "lesbian sex tape" as it's a carefully-edited cocktease designed to trick suckers into writing the name Carmen Electra on their blogs. -- Goddammit.
Scope Out Carmen's "Private" Video After the Jump
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Aug 25 2009Carmen Electra in a bikini
Here's Carmen Electra in the Kos Islands of Greece over the weekend, and when did her face morph into Linda Hamilton's? Seriously, I'm waiting for a gun-toting Christian Bale or Eddie Furlong to roll out of her vagina at any moment. Or both of them at the same time. In a tank. (It's Carmen Electra.)
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Jul 9 2009Carmen Electra goes topless for Vegas show
Here's Carmen Electra performing topless in the The Crazy Horse Paris Show debut last night, and I really don't think I need to explain why I'm posting this. But just to be safe, it's because I'm the Jesus of Internet. Click these in remembrance of me.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of 100% choreographed silicone.
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Apr 8 2009Zac Efron does one of those 'Funny or Die' videos. Guess what it falls under.
I've determined Funny or Die makes two types of videos (besides the obvious):
1. Whatever the hell kind of awesome this "leaked" version of Wolverine is.
2. Painfully long skits featuring tons of celebs who might as well be getting blown by the director - such as the above video starring Zac Efron. Because it's always so hilarious seeing stars "act" like they're being candid. I mean, Brody Jenner touting the liberal economic policies of Paul Krugman even though he's a spoiled white rich kid from Orange County? Oh, the delicious irony! Please kill me.
Feb 27 2009Carmen Electra still attractive - ish
Carmen Electra hosted the Chelsea Girls concert at the Roxy last night and she's not going down easily. - - Poor of choice of words. My bad. Anyway, I don't want to say Carmen's looking a bit rough, but would anyone be surprised if she popped up on the next season of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels? And if that sounds a little harsh, let me preface it by saying I'm pretty sure she'll end up in the final five. Maybe.
Dec 15 2008Carmen Electra's career reaches inevitable zenith
After starring in every single one of The Movie movies, you'll be surprised to learn Carmen Electra isn't sitting in a diamond mansion surrounded by a pile of Oscars. Instead, she's making ends meet as a blackjack dealer at The Playboy Club in Vegas. When Carmen's not dealing for the house, she poses for the occasional heroin addict and provides complimentary lap dances for Robin Leach. (He wears leather pants now.) While this may not be the pinnacle of luxury for an accomplished actress, Miss Electra was originally offered the position of Hugh Hefner's diaper concierge. She chose wisely.
EDIT: Or she could just be the Celebrity Bunny Dealer for Playboy's 55th Anniversary Party. Who are we to judge?
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Nov 1 2008Carmen Electra, Tila Tequila, Aubrey O'Day & Kirsten Dunst Halloween costumes
Here's the last round of celebrity Halloween pics before I go insane and start hitting myself in the nuts with a Jack-O-Lantern. Dig in:
1. Carmen Electra as "Sexy Theater Candy Girl." I'm diabetic, you heartless bitch! Just kidding. Got any Jujubes?
2. Tila Tequila as "Asian Leprechaun Stripper Girl Who Really Wants You to Believe She's Bi-Sexual." Wait...
3. Aubrey O'Day as "The Little Mermaid after Her Freshman Year at College." But, mom, the boys at the frat house said it was light beer.
4. And, finally, Kirsten Dunst as "A Super Stoned Version of Herself in Five Years." Looking forward to the next Spider-man movie where Mary Jane (!) sits around watching Family Guy reruns all day. Web-tastic!
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Dec 20 2007Carmen Electra is cleavagey, but kind of scary
These are pictures of Carmen Electra on vacation in Chile that I got distracted from posting thanks to Jamie Lynn Spears’ fertile uterus. I don’t exactly know what happened to Carmen Electra’s face, but it should take some advice from her cleavage on how to achieve awesomeness. Maybe they can swap notes or something. I’m not really an expert on how the female anatomy works. I'm 90% sure it involves unicorns and some kind of fairy magic. Which is why I wear a wizard's hat during sex.
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