Feb 19 2008Pink and Carey Hart are getting divorced
Pink and Carey Hart are calling it quits on their marriage. This explains the pic of Carey Hart getting friendly with the help at Tabu Ultra. Pink's publicist Michael Schweitzer revealed the news to People this morning:
"Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another," says Schweitzer, adding, "While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger."
Allow me to translate: Pink and Carey Hart will continue boning random strangers but now without their wedding rings on. While some might say Pink will technically be boned and not do said boning, I stand by my statement. Feel free to do the math and check your work with the Answer Key at the bottom. The Superficial: We support education.
Answer Key: X = Pink has a penis.
Feb 18 2008Carey Hart is probably going to die
Motocross star and Pink's husband Carey Hart partied with friends at the Tabu Ultra Lounge in Vegas over the weekend. Judging by this widely circulated photo of him with a flirty hostess, Carey will undoubtedly lose a testicle or three when he gets home. Although to be honest, I'm surprised he's still alive. I always assumed that after the honeymoon, the female devours the male then moves on to her next prey. That's why I've stayed a dedicated bachelor for so long and slather myself in Tabasco sauce whenever I spend the night with a chick. That's right, ladies, smart and sexy.
