Sep 24 2009Britney Spears' nipples and other news
- Randy Quaid's wife puts up a fight while the two get arrested in Texas this afternoon. [PopEater]
- Don Draper will shoot your ass up. [Lainey Gossip]
- Megan Fox on the cover of Nylon magazine. Warning: Does NOT contain cleavage. [Just Jared]
- Kid Rock goes back to pretending he's a hip-hop artist again. [PopSugar]
- Amber Heard at the premiere of Zombieland. [Celebslam]
- Cameron Diaz is into firemen. [Drunken Stepfater: Site is NSFW]
- Milo Ventimiglia found a replacement for Hayden Panettiere. [Socialite Life]
- Nicole Richie promises not to look like Gollum again. Seriously this time. [ICYDK]
Sep 23 2009Ashlee Simpson is leggy and other news
- Kanye West can't be having sex with Amber Rose. Just can't be. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jude Law has a new daughter because apparently paying child support out the ass is his favorite. [PopEater]
- Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz reunite in Boston, and he seems to be giving her the classic Katie Holmes arm grip. You know, the one that reminds her not to show human emotion or Xenu will Klaxon ray them both to death. Yeah, that one. [Lainey Gossip]
- Amy Winehouse randomly shows up at schools and beats up kids now. What took so long? [Just Jared]
- Trevor Donovan must work out. [PopSugar]
- Kevin Federline will appear on the next season of Celebrity Fit Club and I will call that fat bastard "Messiah" if he eats Dustin Diamond. Messiah. [Celebslam]
- Jackson Rathbone was injured on the set of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Must've been all that lame, non-threatening, dry-humping vampire action. Shit will kill you. [WonderWall]
- Drew Barrymore has mommy issues. Oh, yeah, well Mackenzie Phillips' dad stuck his penis in her for 10 years, so maybe quit your bitching. Just a thought. [The Blemish]
Scope Out (12) Pics of Ashlee After the Jump
Aug 21 2009Paris Hilton is fishy and other news
- Criss Angel is such a master of magic, he has a woman's haircut. Ta-da! [PopEater]
- Billy Ray Cyrus approves of Miley's pole-dancing at the Teen Choice Awards. Is anyone really surprised by this? Honestly. [The Blemish]
- Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves are dating. [Lainey Gossip]
- Leighton Meester sounds like an amazing person to take to dinner. [Celebslam]
- Renee Zellweger needs to be stopped. Seriously. This is getting ridiculous. [PopSugar]
- Megan Fox is hosting the season premiere of Saturday Night Live. [Just Jared]
- Brad Pitt calls Tom Cruise's Valkyrie "ridiculous." Ha! Midgets can't kill Hitler.[Splash News]
Jul 22 2009Bar Refaeli in lingerie and other news
- Lindsay Lohan might appear on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Outta Here! Or as like to call it, Hollywood Squares... In the Jungle. [Celebslam]
- Tori Spelling co-hosted Today this morning because God wanted everyone to have a shitty Wednesday. No really. He Twittered me. [Lainey Gossip]
- The Taco Bell Chihuahua has passed on. Wait. Then who the fuck is Paris Hilton carrying around? Hey, everybody, stop covering Paris. It's not the Taco Bell dog! [PopEater]
- Sienna Miller does NOT like talking about Balthazar Getty. [Just Jared]
- LeBron James getting dunked on by a 20-year-old Xavier student. This is exactly why I tell people the X-Men shouldn't play basketball. But no one listens. [The Blemish]
- Leonardo DiCaprio is already done with Cameron Diaz. Hey, sometimes you have to try something once to know that it gives your penis night terrors. Words to live by. [PopSugar]
Scope Out (12) Pics of Bar After the Jump
Jul 21 2009Cameron Diaz dating Jude Law AND Leonardo DiCaprio?
Cameron Diaz is apparently seeing both Jude Law and Leonardo DiCaprio, according to The Sun:
On Sunday night Cam and Jude were out until the wee small hours at posh club Boujis in South Kensington, west London. Cameron left the club by the front door, looking a bit worse for wear, while Jude piled out the back in a bid to avoid snappers.
Last week Leo took his old Gangs Of New York co-star on a series of secret dates around London.
A source said: "Leo is back on the pull after he split from his long term girlfriend BAR RAFAELI. Cameron has been showing a lot of interest while he is in London filming. She was back at his rented apartment in Knightsbridge, west London, a couple of times last week after a series of secret dates. They were joking with friends that they played chess together.
"Jude and Cameron have been good friends since they filmed The Holiday together a few years ago. Now they are both single, things are a bit different between them. Jude has been flirting with her and she has been playing along."
Okay, Jude Law I can see, but Leonardo DiCaprio? I mean, Christ, the guy was dating Bar Refaeli. How do you go from that to Cameron Diaz? Did his penis sleep with his sister and not call her the next day? I don't get it.
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Jul 8 2009James Franco knows how to give a speech
- George Clooney and Bill Murray party together? If there was ever a time to be a stripper, it's now, ladies. Ha, just kidding. It's always time to be a stripper. Now who wants dollar bills? [Lainey Gossip]
- Elizabeth Taylor might have aided Michael Jackson's prescription drug addictions. Probably by showing him her vagina and giving him chronic night terrors. So that's how he turned white... [PopEater]
- Kevin Federline has gained 85 pounds since his divorce from Britney Spears and even she's making fun of his weight which is almost hilarious if it weren't immediate grounds for suicide. No, seriously, Kevin, I don't care if you have to cover the gun in chocolate. It's time. [Celebslam]
- Kiefer Sutherland once encouraged a friend to keep acting. By punching him in the face. I don't care how much it costs, we need to get this man a tank, a missile silo full of Old Granddad and let him solve all the world's problem. Preferably before he drives drunk off a bridge, so time's a factor. [The Blemish]
- Cameron Diaz might be in that Green Hornet movie with Seth Rogen. Finally, a leading lady I can believe he has a chance with. With only half a bottle of roofies. [Just Jared]
- Mariah Carey apologizes for her performance at Michael Jackson's memorial. Too late now, Mariah. The man will only die once. -- Or will he? [ICYDK]
- Lindsay Lohan is going to be a celebrity judge on Project Runway? Okay, sure. Because when I think of fashion, I think of an anorexic coke addict who constantly wears black leggings. You can't teach that kind of style. Without becoming an alcoholic at 15. True story. [PopSugar]
Jun 22 2009Lady Gaga understands showmanship
- Jessica Simpson's new reality show gets the green light. Because it's been far too long since America was reminded why she's our dumbest, breastiest treasure. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal wear matching outfits. Wow, and I seriously thought Perez Hilton would be the gayest thing I wrote about all day. [Lainey Gossip]
- Paris Hilton does more damage to aquatic life than the Exxon Valdez. [The Blemish]
- Cameron Diaz just now gets one of those Hollywood Star dealies. Guess they wanted to wait for just before the hot ran out. [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan spends her weekend crying outside Samantha Ronson's house. Let's be frank, she's homeless, isn't she? [Celebslam]
- Sienna Miller is back with Balthazar Getty which means he must've remarried already. Damn, that was fast. [PopSugar]
Jun 3 2009Bar Rafaeli gets naked-like for Esquire
- George Clooney bags another cocktail waitress. I don't like to brag but I've brought home a few barmaids in my day, and only two ended up having penises. In your face, Clooney! [Lainey Gossip]
- Kevin Federline is making $30,000 to bang his girlfriend in London while pretending to watch his kids which pretty much kicks the shit out of any of Jesus' miracles. Sure, he brought a dead guy back to life, but did he get paid? These are the questions we must ask ourselves. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Amy Winehouse's months-long vacation in St. Lucia is being funded by her record label in hopes she'll shit out another album. So far the only things that've come out are two jet skis, a Yeti and Pete Doherty. So that's where he's been. [Celebslam]
- Stephanie Pratt is dating Asher Roth who happens to be, I can't believe I'm typing this, Spencer's rap rival. How the entire hip-hop industry hasn't been a gun in its mouth is beyond me. [Just Jared]
- Cameron Diaz admits to getting a nose job and wishes she could have a bigger butt. Has she tried attacking Kim Kardashian with a chisel? Just a thought. [I'm Not Obsessed]
