Oct 27 2009Brooke Hogan shops for lingerie with Nick (WTF?) and other news
- Chris Brown is "sorry for what he did, whatever it is." Is this kid for real? [Lainey Gossip]
- James Franco for Gucci. [PopEater]
- Marisa Miller's $3 Million bra. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Adam Lambert's new album cover isn't gay enough. Definitely needs more gay. [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan either has a new tattoo or got really creative with her heroin needles. [Celebslam]
- Heidi Montag and Audrina Patridge compare fake tits. [PopSugar]
- Melanie Brown as Pamela Anderson if she fell asleep in a tanning bed. [ICYDK]
- Corey Feldman's wife has filed for divorce. Well, at least he still has Michael Jackson go to back- oh, right. [Wonderwall]
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Sep 29 2009Taylor Momsen wears short skirts and other news
- Angelina Jolie apparently owns only one dress/bed sheet. [Lainey Gossip]
- Beyonce has her way with Singapore's airspace. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Scott Storch admits Brooke Hogan's music sucks. [Celebslam]
- Rihanna wears weird shit. [PopSugar]
- January Jones is trying to save the sharks? Awesome. Nothing like knowing my right to get goddamn mauled at the beach is being preserved by the woman who made Don Draper sign his soul way. Contracts are his Kryptonite, you freakin' harpie! [Just Jared]
- Brooke Shields apparently posed for naked photos at age 10 which are now being displayed at a London art museum. Uh, they already caught Roman Polanski, guys. You can stop trying to bait him. [PopEater]
- Jon Gosselin wasn't fired by TLC, he'll just appear "less often" on the newly renamed show. The sad pussy train chugs on! [Wonderwall]
- Heather Locklear's first day on the set of Melrose Place doesn't end in a DUI. -- We've been duped. Check her wallet! [ICYDK]
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Aug 19 2009Jon Gosselin has to be kidding me and other news
- Jason Schwartzman got married which was probably awesome until everyone kept comparing the reception to Rushmore. [PopEater]
- Nicole Kidman has been reduced to reality television. Have you no tiny heart in your tiny chest, Tom Cruise?! [Lainey Gossip]
- Renee Zellweger isn't bringing Bradley Cooper on the red carpet yet. Though in all fairness, anything more attractive than a zucchini will make her look ugly by comparison. [PopSugar]
- Ricky Martin takes his "Let's Face It, I'm Gay" twins to the beach. [Just Jared]
- Amy Winehouse might be a contestant on the UK version of Dancing with the Stars. I might hate reality TV with the very essence of my being, but I would watch the fuck out of that. I don't care who knows it. [Celebslam]
- Celine Dion is pregnant with an eight-year-old embryo. Looks like Canadian health care ain't so bad after all. (Ignoring the fact she might've had procedure done in U.S. and is super rich.) [Splash News]
- Brooke Hogan bailed out of a concert in New York because she's stressed out about what people think. Really? I figured she'd be adjusted to the penis theories by now. [The Blemish]
Aug 4 2009Brooke Hogan offered job with WWE
Seen here "performing" her "music," Brooke Hogan has apparently been approached several times by Vince McMahon to join the WWE. The Sun reports:
"The WWE have told me that if I ever want to become a wrestler all I need to do is walk through the door and they'll give me a job straight away. They are always like, 'Hey Brooke when are you gonna put on some spandex and get in the ring?'
"But it's just not my interest. I'm more of a girly girl."
She added: "I would be good at it though, I would really kick ass at it -- because I'm really strong and my dad's trained me up since I was 12-years-old."
I'm not exactly sure I'd be admitting this if I were Brooke. Chances are it's not the compliment she thinks it is.
VINCE: Hey, Hulk, offered your boy a chance to get in the ring today.
HULK: Nick?
VINCE: No, the other one. Tall guy. Has your nose.
HULK: You mean, Brooke? My daughter?
VINCE: Daughter?! Oh... oh, shit. Listen, Hulk-
HULK: HA! Just yanking your chain. When does he start?
Jul 20 2009Brooke Hogan hates her mom. With music-ish noises.
Brooke Hogan takes a meaty swing at her mother Linda in the song "Dear Mom" from her upcoming album Redemption. Here are the lyrics:
How could you give up
How could you do that
Why did you leave me
And when you come back
spending all time with him
You can't even see me
Selfish
What is you
How you mistreated
Your own kids
How could you do that
I know we don't talk now
How could you turn your back on me
It's better to live than love you
I have to admit, I'm impressed. Those are some surprisiongly deep emotions for someone who changes back to Dr. Bruce Banner once he calms down. Nicely done.
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Jul 9 2009Brooke Hogan lumbers about and other news
- Hayden Panettiere does Details magazine yet doesn't flash her panties which officially proves Emma Watson is the improved model of cyborgs sent from the future to harness my love. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Gwyneth Paltrow claims she was "fat" last month and used her "Clean" detoxification process to shed the weight. I'm now convinced this woman isn't insipid. Just goddamn insane. [Lainey Gossip]
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie try to pretend their preferred methods of conveyance isn't a child-powered rickshaw. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Katie Holmes is showing emotion again. I guess somebody didn't check the batteries in her shock collar. Suri. [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Aniston continues trying to make Brad jealous by starring in a Mr. and Mrs. Smith rip-off with Gerard Butler who's just along to spelunk the legendary Ice Crevasse. [PopSugar]
- Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson plan to adopt which normally I'd say is admirable, but let's not pretend Scarlett's breasts aren't a vital part of the gene pool. In fact, I'm pretty sure they can cure cancer, so I volunteer myself to reproduce with her. For humanity's sake. [Just Jared]
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Jun 5 2009Jessica Simpson isn't entirely frightening me anymore
- Jessica Simpson has not eaten Tony Romo yet. Just keeping everybody updated. [Lainey Gossip]
- Emilie de Ravin (LOST) is divorcing her husband just in time to star in a movie with Robert Pattinson. Hopefully they remember not to get pregnant on the island. [Just Jared]
- Paris Hilton's first BFF Brittany Flickinger hates that the short-lived friendship has ruined her reputation. Right. Because Paris was such a shining beacon of inspiration before Brittany auditioned. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Hulk Hogan is pissed at Linda's accusations that he smokes pot with Brooke and her boyfriend. He only makes them smuggle HGH across the border for him. Get your facts straight, lady. [Celebslam]
- Kristin Cavallari is getting an insane amount of money to replace Lauren Conrad. Apparently it's hard work pretending to be so goddamn boring time and space bend around your boringness creating a vapid vortex of dumb that will one day engulf our universe. -- Fucking Hills. [I'm Not Obsessed]
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May 29 2009Brooke Hogan's mom is a piece of work
Brooke Hogan has apparently been accusing her mom of drug use which caused Linda to make a statement that pretty much proves she's high as shit. OK! Magazine reports:
Linda then responded by saying her daughter had breast implants, among other things, in a letter to Perez Hilton.
"[If] Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father's lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, [Charley Hill] will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called 'Redemption' which will easily surpass any of Brooke's records sales."
So, let me get this straight, Brooke is being threatened by the secret musical awesomeness of her mother's 19-year-old boyfriend who will be forced to stop saving lives in order to teach Brooke a lesson via superior record sales? -- Nope. No signs of drug abuse here.
