Jun 29 2009Leighton Meester does music videos now

- Jon and Kate Gosselin are done making statements to the tabloids. Which means we can say whatever the fuck we want. Kate's vagina looks like an alligator! [Just Jared]

- Jackson Rathbone > Robert Pattinson? Or is that Twi-hard blasphemy? Oh, wait, one of them just nailed a dead bat to my door. It's blasphemy. [Lainey Gossip]

- Courtney Love somehow continues to walk among the living. [Celebslam]

- Paris Hilton finally takes the inevitable step into camel porn. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Gisele Bundchen prepares for MILFdom by using Bridget Moynahan's son as a practice dummy. [PopSugar]

- Leonardo DiCaprio had his shoes stolen by fans last week. I'm sure that'll make him feel special until later this week when Robert Pattinson's fans gnaw off his left foot. You heard it here first. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Apr 1 2009Bridget Moynahan just a tad pissed at Gisele Bundchen

Bridget Moynahan is understandably pissed at Gisele Bundchen's claims that little illegitimate John Moynahan is 100% the supermodel's child. But it seems she's mostly angry at Gisele for using John for publicity more than anything else. Page Six reports:

One close pal told Page Six, "If Gisele loved Bridget's child like he was '100 percent her own,' then she would not talk about him in the press. Discretion and respect are not either of Gisele or Tom's virtues, as was evidenced even when the child was still unborn and they publicly flaunted their relationship without any discretion whatsoever."

Moynahan's friend continued: "Don't you think Jack will grow up and read her comments and find them disrespectful to him and his mother? If Tom is such a great father as everyone likes to say, then you would think that he'd respect the privacy of his young child and would ask his wife not to use his son as a publicity prop and a subject of public discussion. Is she is so desperate for attention that she can't find anything more productive to talk about other than Bridget's child?"

"Seriously, how dare she exploit a small innocent child for publicity like we basically just did right now? I mean, uh - Gisele started it!"

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Mar 30 2009Gisele Bundchen: 'Tom Brady's son is 100% mine'

Gisele Bundchen is not only in love with her new husband Tom Brady, she's in love with his illegitimate son John Moynahan. So much so she claims he's her own despite the the fact little John didn't come out of her vagina and still has a living biological mother. With primary custody. Besides that stuff. Anyway, here's Gisele talking about her relationship in Vanity Fair:

On Tom Brady's son:
"I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it's not like because somebody else delivered him, that's not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that's important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine."

On finding out Bridget Moynahan was pregnant:
"In the beginning you're living this romantic fantasy; you're thinking, This can't be true, it's so good! And then, Whoops--wake-up call!" She rolls her eyes. "We were dating two and a half months when he found out, and it was a very challenging situation. Obviously, in the beginning, it's not the ideal thing."

On why she's glad she stayed in the relationship:
"I wouldn't have seen the integrity in him--the way he was a good person through all the times. I was like, You have the heart in a good place! It made me feel more in love with him; it made me realize who he was. Our relationship has become so much stronger, and I think I wouldn't be as certain as I am today if it weren't for that."

Let me see if I read that last part right: Women find paying child support honorable and attractive? Then call me King Sexy Kong, ladies. I don't want to brag, but I'm technically not allowed to leave the state that's how much I owe. So, my place or yours?

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Jun 5 2008Bridget Moynahan embracing single MILF-dom

Hey, remember Bridget Moynahan? She was knocked up by Patriot's quarterback Tom Brady right before he ditched her for Gisele Bundchen. I think she's an actress too or something. Who knows? What I do know is the touching anecdote she told Harper's Bazaar about returning home from the hospital with newborn son Jack:

“Everyone says, ‘You give birth, you go home, and you have this amazing baby and it’s just beautiful,’” says the 37-year-old Massachusetts-raised model turned actress. “And I walked in and I just started sobbing.”

Adorable! Okay, I didn't read it, but I'm sure it was heartwarming. It had a baby in it! Bridget is moving on with her life and has embraced her single mom lifestyle thanks to help from friends like Will Smith. Is she still bitter about Tom Brady curbing her? Not at all. But she is running late for Jack's dance class at the Sparkle Princess Football is Stupid Studio for Twinkle-kids. Or is it Pottery for Tots night? Ha ha. Kids.

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Aug 23 2007Bridget Moynahan gives birth

Even if you were hiding under a rock yesterday, you probably caught wind of this. But just in case, Bridget Moynahan announced the birth of her baby boy to Celebrity Baby Blog. The father is New England Patriot’s quarterback Tom Brady who ditched Bridget in December for a Victoria Secret’s model – right after he found out she was pregnant. You just don’t get more American than that: Star football player ditches actress after knocking her up then nails a lingerie model. If Tom Brady went to Washington D.C. right now, Lincoln’s statue would give him a high-five while jet fighters flew overhead. What a great day for America. Nothing could ruin this moment.

UPDATE: Tom Brady’s one-day-old son already hates football and wants to play the oboe.