Aug 19 2009Jon Gosselin has to be kidding me and other news
- Jason Schwartzman got married which was probably awesome until everyone kept comparing the reception to Rushmore. [PopEater]
- Nicole Kidman has been reduced to reality television. Have you no tiny heart in your tiny chest, Tom Cruise?! [Lainey Gossip]
- Renee Zellweger isn't bringing Bradley Cooper on the red carpet yet. Though in all fairness, anything more attractive than a zucchini will make her look ugly by comparison. [PopSugar]
- Ricky Martin takes his "Let's Face It, I'm Gay" twins to the beach. [Just Jared]
- Amy Winehouse might be a contestant on the UK version of Dancing with the Stars. I might hate reality TV with the very essence of my being, but I would watch the fuck out of that. I don't care who knows it. [Celebslam]
- Celine Dion is pregnant with an eight-year-old embryo. Looks like Canadian health care ain't so bad after all. (Ignoring the fact she might've had procedure done in U.S. and is super rich.) [Splash News]
- Brooke Hogan bailed out of a concert in New York because she's stressed out about what people think. Really? I figured she'd be adjusted to the penis theories by now. [The Blemish]
Jul 2 2009Bradley Cooper bags another actress
Bradley Cooper apparently got what he wanted from Jennifer Aniston and has moved on to his next cougar: Renee Zellweger. The two were spotted having a romantic dinner Tuesday night in Manhattan, according to OK! Magazine:
"Throughout the dinner they were playful and flirty," a witness tells OK!. "She played with her hair a lot, and she would often touch his arm when she was making a point about something." The lucky celeb-spotter also reveals to OK! that Renée even leaned forward across the table on a few occasions to play with his napkin.
"At one point, he seemed to want to whisper something to her as if it were a secret," says the diner. "He spoke into her ear and then they both started giggling."
Perhaps not wanting the night to end too quickly, the pair remained at their table, sipping tea and chatting long after they finished their food.
When the check arrived, sources tell OK! that both Brad and Renée reached for it. "She told him she wanted to buy him dinner to pay him back for something," says the witness. "And when he opened the check, it already had her card in it!" We're told this little surprise caused Brad to blurt out, "You [expletive]-er!"
So am I to assume that Bradley Cooper is getting paid to have sex with older actresses? Because unless a Camaro drove out out of his steak that dude just got ripped off. Not that I'm saying Renee Zellweger is horribly unattractive. Just abrasive. To the eyes. That's all.
Jun 19 2009Kendra Wilkinson has a bachelorette party
- Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper had a conveniently photographed date last night. Somewhere Angelina is still not giving a shit. [Lainey Gossip]
- Ricky Martin has finally come out of the closet. The completely transparent one that might as well not even be there. [Celebslam]
- Heidi Klum is getting her own Barbie doll. -- Anyone know how many Barbies it take to fill up a standard size bathtub? No reason. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Angelina Jolie is just like a refugee mom. Only 100 billion times richer. [Just Jared]
- Nicky Hilton says Paris is "doing fabulous" after breaking up with Doug. And by fabulous she means Cristiano Ronaldo's penis. [ICYDK]
- Lindsay Lohan and Ryan Seacrest? Why not? He's secretly gay, and she's a fake lesbian. They're already not having sex like a married couple. [PopSugar]
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May 27 2009Bradley Cooper concentrates on which actress he'll bed next
Bradley Cooper stopped by Canada's Much Music yesterday and taught the audience a thing or two about scoring with such leading ladies as Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz. Okay, he probably didn't do that, but I would've because I've got class. And mad PowerPoint skills.
Scope Out Bradley Cooper in He's Just Not That Into You June 2nd on DVD, Blu-Ray and On Demand.
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May 18 2009Bradley Cooper denies dating Jennifer Aniston
Bradley Cooper is shooting down rumors he's dating Jennifer Aniston, People reports
"I met her 3 times in my life," Cooper, soon to star in The Hangover with Heather Graham, told PEOPLE in Las Vegas Friday at a charity poker tournament at Caesars Palace. "I'm very flattered."
"My mom loves it, but unfortunately it's not true," says Cooper.
I love how he denies dating Jen but then goes for the pickup via People with the mom anecdote. It's like he's Jesus - but wants to bang famous women. Then again, Mary Magdalene wasn't just some Lauren Conrad back in the day, know what I'm sayin'?
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May 7 2009Kate Gosselin kinda sorta denies affair rumors
- Kate Gosselin "very hesitant" to believe affair rumors. That's not a denial, folks. Although, a confirmation would be Jon Gosselin's head on a stick in their front yard. But, you know, tastefully so the kids can use it as tetherball. Family first. [Radar Online]
- Vanessa Hudgens wants to see other people because Zac Efron won't propose to her. Easier solution: Threaten to out him. God, I should be a couples counselor. [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Aniston is reportedly dating Bradley Cooper. Jesus. Who hasn't this guy dated? He's like a male Drew Barrymore. But not famous. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Chris Pine talks about his first acting job as a drunk patient on E.R. Which is funny because I told a woman I was a doctor on a first date. -- Does Chris' story end with pepper spray? Because that's where mine is going. [Just Jared]
- Kate Hudson and Liv Tyler do three nights of red carpet events in a row. Wow. It's like they lead the harshest existence known to man. Next you'll tell me they had to get their own Starbucks - and wait in line. [Lainey Gossip]
- Lindsay Lohan apparently spent the night at Samantha Ronson's house this week. Although, for the record, Sam was out of town, so Lindsay just busted out the peephole and slid through. That's not creepy. [Pink is the New Blog]
Aug 28 2007Cameron Diaz not dating John Mayer
Despite recent reports that Cameron Diaz was getting close with Rumplestilskin John Mayer, E! Online’s Watch with Kristin says that Cameron is now dating Bradley Cooper:
Sources close to Bradley and Cameron Diaz tell me that the two have been dating the past couple weeks. Pretty adorable, no? Bradley's rep insists that it is "not true" that the two are dating. However, insiders tell me that Cameron and Bradley have been busy sending flirty text messages to each other throughout the day and spending quite a bit of time together. This news comes on the heels of rumors in recent months regarding Cam's post-Justin love life, including rumblings that she was romantically tied to Criss Angel, David de Rothschild and John Mayer.
From here on out, everyday you wake up, just assume that Cameron Diaz is dating a new person. How does she do it? Alcohol. Gallons upon gallons of alcohol. She funnels it into these poor bastards until they find her somewhat do-able. Of course this doesn’t always work because her face could sober up a wino. I saw it happen once. The guy owns a Starbucks now. He may suffer from incurable night terrors, but at least he’s off the streets.
