Sep 11 2009Jennifer Connelly is nipplely and other news
- Matt Damon and Brad Pitt tell an Italian reporter George Clooney is gay. Nakedness ensues. [PopEater]
- Kate Hudson's lack of breasts has its advantages. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jaleel White has an entourage who feel they're entitled to things besides laughter and a high five from Reginald VelJohnson. [Celebslam]
- John Mayer still thinks it's ironic to dress like it's 1985. [PopSugar]
- Mischa Barton is still blaming her wisdom teeth for a trip to the psych ward. But then again she is crazy. [Celebitchy]
- Audrina Patridge has a stalker. Just in time for her new movie to open. Who could've predicted that besides pretty much everybody? [Wonderwall]
- Penelope Cruz does NOT have a miniature Javier Bardem in her uterus. [ICYDK]
- Jennifer Aniston wants to take time off from acting which is funny because I can't remember the last time I watched a movie with her in it. What was that one where they were always at that coffee shop? [Parade]
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Aug 21 2009Paris Hilton is fishy and other news
- Criss Angel is such a master of magic, he has a woman's haircut. Ta-da! [PopEater]
- Billy Ray Cyrus approves of Miley's pole-dancing at the Teen Choice Awards. Is anyone really surprised by this? Honestly. [The Blemish]
- Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves are dating. [Lainey Gossip]
- Leighton Meester sounds like an amazing person to take to dinner. [Celebslam]
- Renee Zellweger needs to be stopped. Seriously. This is getting ridiculous. [PopSugar]
- Megan Fox is hosting the season premiere of Saturday Night Live. [Just Jared]
- Brad Pitt calls Tom Cruise's Valkyrie "ridiculous." Ha! Midgets can't kill Hitler.[Splash News]
Aug 18 2009Mandy Moore douches and other news
- Kim Kardashian finds acting work further proving Satan's powers are far greater than we imagined. (I only thought he had mad Halo skills. And the voice of a 13 year old.) [PopEater]
- Celine Dion is pregnant. How old is she? Is that legal? [Lainey Gossip]
- Brad Pitt gave up weed for the kids. Also Angelina found out it lowers your sperm count and threatened to make him wear a blood vial necklace. Fuuuuck that. [Celebslam]
- Cam Gigandet is in that Twilight movie - and he's holding a baby. Chick porn GO! [Splash News]
- Alexander Skarsgard wants to reproduce. So... does he need an instruction manual? I'm confused. [Just Jared]
- Ryan Kwanten poses for GQ. Sensing a vampire theme yet? [Socialite Life]
- Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law will not get an assist from Brad Pitt in Sherlock Holmes. [PopSugar]
- Lady GaGa is actually wearing pants. In Israel. So this is what Armageddon feels like? [ICYDK]
Aug 13 2009Elle Macpherson's still got it and other news
- Victoria Beckham goes overkill on the bronzer for her first day on American Idol. Even George Hamilton went "Are you kidding me?" then instructed his wife to tan him with a flamethrower. True story. [Lainey Gossip]
- Brad Pitt is not running for mayor of New Orleans. He is, however, running for sheriff of Please Let's Stop Acquiring Kids Before I Shoot Myself in the Face Town. [PopEater]
- Bryce Dallas Howard arrives on the set of Eclipse. She'll be carrying Robert Pattinson's baby and having a gunfight with Kristen Stewart in 5... 4... 3... [OK! Magazine]
- Haylie Duff still exists? Honestly, I thought she was a prop Hilary's publicist came up with. Weird. [Celebslam]
- Jerry O'Connell is going to law school. That'll make Rebecca realize he's a big boy now. Right after she cuts his sandwich in triangles. [Just Jared]
- Jessica Alba finds acting work that doesn't involve a bikini. Has the world gone mad?! [PopSugar]
- Heidi Montag pretends she has sex with Spencer Pratt. But he's not Jesus... [I'm Not Obsessed]
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Aug 11 2009Brangelina wishes to be seen now
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie graced the mortal world with their combined presence last night at the Hollywood premiere of Inglourious Basterds. Now there's a happy couple who undoubtedly spent their evening making passionate love - while stealing multi-ethnic babies from a nursery. They're that good.
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Aug 10 2009Kim Kardsashian is blonde and other news
- Kathy Griffin brought Levi Johnston as her date to the Teen Choice Awards. Was this an object lesson for the kids about cougars' old age making them infertile so you don't even have to bother with a condom? Because that's what I picked up. [PopEater]
- Halle Berry is pregnant again? But how?! We haven't made love since that time I wrote the words "Halle" on a bagel. [A Socialite's Life]
- Ashley Greene was caught making out with Chace Crawford this morning. Was that before or after she leaked nude pictures of herself? [Lainey Gossip]
- Natasha Henstridge is making me reconsider women over 30. (But 35's the cut off. Seriously.) [Celebslam]
- Milo Ventimiglia shirtless. In case you're into that sort of thing. (Read: The bare chest of a midget fucker.) [Just Jared]
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt keep the sparks alive. Until later that night when they realize that wasn't a lumpy pillow it was Maddox the whole time. "Ha ha! We need to start giving these kids away." [PopSugar]
- Dane Cook booed at the Teen Choice Awards. Wow. I suddenly don't fear the future anymore. It's going to be okay! [The Blemish]
Aug 6 2009Brad Pitt likes the pool sex
In a candid interview with Parade, Brad Pitt reveals his love of doing Angelina Jolie in the pool and milking that gay rights excuse to avoid getting married:
On not getting married to Angelina:
"I have love in my life, a soul mate--absolutely. When someone asked me why Angie and I don't get married, I replied, 'Maybe we'll get married when it's legal for everyone else.' I stand by that, although I took a lot of flak for saying it--hate mail from religious groups. Man, I resent people telling others how to live! It drives me mental! Just the other night, I heard this TV reverend say that Angie and I were setting a bad example because we were living out of wedlock, and people should not be duped by us! It made me laugh. What damn right does anyone have to tell someone else how to live if they're not hurting anyone?"
On if one his kids turned out gay:
"Would it bother me if a child of mine turns out to be gay? No, not one bit. Listen, I want my kids to live the lives they want to live. I want them to be fulfilled. I hope I teach my kids to be who they really are."
On the secret grotto behind his pool's waterfall:
"[It's] a great place for sex."
You know where else is a great place to have sex with Angelina Jolie? ANYWHERE. If she asked me to do her in a cemetery, I'd be like "Wait. That wasn't you in the coffin?" Because I'm an eager lover. Ladies?
Aug 5 2009Leonardo DiCaprio shirtless and other news
- Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are engaged. Because what better way to learn how to suck the life out of someone than getting married? Method acting: Aww yeah! [Lainey Gossip]
- Joan Rivers zings Jon Gosselin. [PopEater]
- John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are most likely having empty, yet still awesome, sex again. [Celebslam]
- Brad Pitt used to bang Juliette Lewis - and drugs were involved. Phew. That makes sense. [The Blemish]
- Sienna Miller apologizes for sleeping with Balthazar Getty and claims she's not a "shagger." Oh yeah? Your G.I. Joe action figure says differently. What's that, tiny Baroness? You need a bigger man?! It's Lion-O isn't it? I'll never love again! *runs away crying* [PopSugar]
- Paris Hilton scored a guest spot on the CW's Supernatural. Ironically, she'll play a ghost who keeps coming back no matter how much penicillin you take. Good casting. [Just Jared]
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