Feb 19 2008Amy Winehouse's breasts explained
Amy Winehouse's surprising amount of boobage has finally been explained. Amy was at a party over the weekend with her new man Blake Wood and apparently left some clues behind, according to Page Six:
"She left a pair of boob enhancers - like chicken cutlet things to push up your boobs - and some hair extensions in the toilet," our spy said. Later, Winehouse and Wood went to his apartment with a group of people who "were all getting drunk - except for them."
Wow. I'm never going to eat poultry again. That being said, I did eat something last night that is totally not agreeing with me. So bear with me today. There's an epic battle ala Lord of the Rings going on in my stomach. I was just in the bathroom and I'm pretty sure I saw a dwarf with a battle axe.
Feb 13 2008Amy Winehouse finds a new undead lover
Amy Winehouse has been spending a lot of time with artist/photographer Blake Wood (above). The two stayed the night in a hotel room together but Amy is telling people he's gay. Word is he might be competition for Amy's jailed husband Blake Fielder-Civil who, coincidentally, is also a zombie. The Sun reports:
A pal said: “She’s said it’s fine so share a hotel room because he is gay. But he doesn’t seem gay to me — I think he’s bisexual. Amy’s husband wouldn’t be happy if he saw how close they are.”
This new Blake character sounds like a much better influence than her jailed hubby FIELDER-CIVIL. He is a drug-free, teetotal veggie who likes reading the works of French poet CHARLES BAUDELAIRE.
I included pics of Amy out on the town last night with her new Blake. Before changing into the shirt and tie combo, she was walking around like Chesty LaRue. She seems to be showing off the goods lately. I dunno if she's just getting her money's worth or proud to have defied the laws of chemistry. Amy Winehouse did enough blow to turn her breasts into raisins but yet, magically, they survived. I bet those things could withstand a nuclear attack. Let's get Amy out in the desert and drop a bomb on her - for science, of course. Yeah, science...
