Jun 24 2009Bill Clinton grasps diplomacy
Just because his wife is Secretary of State, that doesn't mean Bill Clinton can't visit Argentina and pay off bouncers at a strip club so he can have a completely private strip show before dining with the country's president. Which is exactly what he did with Miss Andrea Rincon here. I like to believe democracy was championed, but something tells me there wasn't a vote on whether the former president could take his pants off. Then again, a little executive privilege never hurt anyone. (Past eight years excluded.)
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of foreign relations.
Dec 4 2007Penelope Cruz gets the presidential treatment
Penelope Cruz attended the Spanish Institute Gold Medal Gala in New York. Also in attendance was former president Bill Clinton who was a seat over from Penelope. Unfortunately, Oscar De La Renta was in Bill’s way (That’s what we call a “cock-block,” kids.), so Slick Willy took some evasive action and switched seats to be closer to his target, according to Page Six:
After being presented with a medallion from Queen Sofia, Clinton told the audience, "I was trying to figure out exactly why I would receive this award tonight. It may be because, even though I'm not of Spanish descent, I've seen every one of Penelope Cruz's movies - and I liked them all."
SWISH!
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