Nov 8 2008Paris Hilton is an awesome big sister
Paris Hilton's little brother Barron celebrated his birthday last night at Apple Lounge in LA. Being the bestest big sister in the whole wide world, Paris showed up to the party - but only to use it as a backdrop for her reality show Paris Hilton's My British BFF. Jesus. It's bad enough she leeched off her little brother, but it wasn't even for the American version of the show. That's a kick in the junk. Sort of like the time my dad ran over the dog on my eighth birthday. Okay, maybe it's nothing like that time. But, while we're on the subject, let's agree my therapist is really the one who should "quit crying about it to hookers."
Feb 13 2008Barron Hilton keeps the family name strong
Officers arrested Paris' little brother Barron Hilton for DUI yesterday. The 18-year-old apparently had a 0.14 BAC and a fake ID on him, according to NY Daily News:
Witnesses said the allegedly tanked-up teen was driving around the station in circles - chased by two men in a gray pickup who eventually confiscated his keys.
"He was wandering around the gas station just looking very drunk," said Manuel Olloh, who works at the gas station. "He was walking really, really funny."
The first person Barron called to bail him out was his big(footed) sister Paris. She didn't feel like coughing up the two grand to spring him and neither did her parents. TMZ reports:
We're told Paris rejected her brother's request, telling her 18-year-old brother, "You're going to learn your lesson." TMZ also knows Paris was "very upset and very disappointed in him."
Moral lessons from Paris Hilton? I, uh - oh no. Not again! *head explodes*
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Feb 12 2008Paris Hilton's little brother gets DUI
Barron Hilton got his first DUI at 8:30 AM PST today in Malibu. The 18-year-old brother of Paris Hilton is currently being booked at Lost Hill's Sheriff station. That's the same station where Mel Gibson decided "sugar tits" was a great nickname for his arresting officer. TMZ reports:
Cops tell TMZ he was driving a black Mercedes on Pacific Coast Highway with a passenger -- not one of his sisters-- when he was pulled over at a 76 gas station.
While being arrested, Barron pleaded with the cops: "Please. I'll get you anything. Money. Cars. Uh, my sister Paris will sleep with you!" Several officers drew their guns until Barron rescinded the offer. A forty year veteran of the force went home shaking. He'd worked homicide and saw things that would make a grown man weep like a baby. But an offer like this? Jesus, where is the humanity?
Dec 26 2007Paris Hilton’s little brother becomes a man
Paris Hilton’s little brother Barron (left) supposedly spent the night in a hotel with his girlfriend Skye Peters, daughter of producer of Jon Peters and his ex-wife Christine. Both kids are only 16. Page Six reports:
On Friday, the two holed up in room 261 at the Bel Air Hotel and "something happened," said a friend of Jon's, as "police were called." A rep for Jon reached the producer at his Santa Barbara ranch and told Page Six: "Jon has responded that he will be looking into the purported relationship, and why Christine is allowing their youngest daughter to spend nights out."
I’ll tell you why Christine is allowing their youngest daughter to spend nights out. She was lucky enough to receive an advanced copy of Lynne Spears’ book. Clearly, Christine was motivated by Chapter 4: Hotels and Teenagers – Oh, They’ll Just Watch a Movie or Something; They’re Good Kids.
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