May 2 2008Barbara Walters: One hot hussy
It's a scientific fact that Barbara Walters had sex with every famous man alive between 1920 and, well, let's assume she's still going at it. No, wait, don't-*HORF* Anyway, it should've come to no surprise when she admitted to having an affair with high-powered Senator Brooke of Massachusetts during the 70s. Barbara disclosed the affair to Oprah Winfrey on an episode scheduled to air next week. The AP reports:
"He said, 'This is going to come out. This is going to ruin your career,'" then reminded her that Brooke was up for re-election a year later. "'This is going to ruin him. You've got to break this off.'"
Winfrey asks Walters if she was in love.
"I was certainly — I don't know — I was certainly infatuated."
"Infatuated."
"I was certainly involved," Walters says. "He was exciting. He was brilliant. It was exciting times in Washington."
While he's no longer a spring chicken, Senator Brooke stuck to man-code and denied passing legislation of the sexy persuasion with Bawbwa:
"I have had a lifetime policy and practice of not discussing my personal and private life, or the personal and private lives of others, with the notable exception of what I wrote in my recently published autobiography, `Bridging the Divide: My Life,'" he told The Associated Press in a phone interview from Miami. A relationship with Walters wasn't mentioned in his book.
I know what you're thinking: Barbara Walters? I thought she was a robot. Ha ha! No.* You see, back then Barbara was the sexiest thing since sliced bread. And in the 70s she was only the ripe, post-menopausal age of 82. RAWR!
*But maybe.
Mar 13 2008Barbara Walters to Kim Kardashian: Why are you famous?
Here's a clip of Kim Kardashian and Bruce Jenner's appearance on The View this morning. It's kind of funny to see Barbara Walters animated corpse cut right through the bullshit and ask Kim why she's famous. Barbara even asked about the sex tape which is always a great conversation to have with an elderly woman. All in all, this interview could've been better. Namely by having Elisabeth Hasselbeck get her conservative freak on with Kim Kardashian. Just have her pretend George Bush is stuck in Kim's dress and Elisabeth has to get him out using a variety of massage oils or else a gay couple will marry. You know, something classy for the daytime audience.
Thanks to Rockers94 who's man enough to wear leather pants and listen to Whitesnake.
Aug 1 2007Whoopi Goldberg to join The View
Not that anybody cares, but Barbara Walters officially announced today that Whoopi Goldberg has been signed on to replace Rosie O'Donnell has co-host of The View. She'll start co-hosting the day after Labor Day.
I guess this was a fitting choice. How else are you supposed to know how hip and progressive the show is unless they hire a minority? And if you want to know what the show will be like in the fall, gather up a group of white women at your office and one black woman, then have them repeatedly kick you in the nuts while screaming. Ahh, who needs TV?
