Nov 10 2009Aubrey O'Day in Maxim and other news
- Pamela Anderson will only allow photographers to use a "ring flash" when taking her pictures because it'll mask her imperfections. Starting when? Now? Because it's not working. [Lainey Gossip]
- Tracy Morgan's stand-up routine "too raunchy" for fans. [PopEater]
- Tila Tequila has officially cursed the Yankees. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Taylor Lautner talks about beefing up to be replaced by a CGI wolf. [Just Jared]
- Rihanna turns down free champagne from Braylon Edwards. [Celebslam]
- Ed Westwick lets dudes kiss his nipples at weddings. [The Blemish]
- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart caught holding hands. Alert the president! [ICYDK]
- Anna Paquin does Long Island. [Splash News]
- Fergie's admits she talked to a therapist about Josh Duhamel allegedly cheating on her. The words "My penis scares him" were probably said a lot. [Wonderwall]
Oct 6 2009Aubrey O'Day still Twittering her butt
Aubrey O'Day posted another ass photo to her Twitter late last night:
By POPULAR request... Tweets, welcome to my fishnets! Love/Hate: suck me in, wear me out!
I wonder how much butt flexing was happening at the time of this photo. I'm pretty sure if I stuck a piece of coal between Aubrey's cheeks, a diamond would fall out. Along with the piece of coal I just stuck in there, a wristwatch, two butternut squashes and Danny DeVito.
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Oct 4 2009Aubrey O'Day takes interesting pictures
Aubrey O'Day apparently posted pics from her Peepshow dressing room to her Twitter over the weekend, and they have all the class and elegance of a single mom trying to get laid on MySpace while her kids are asleep. I'm surprised these shots didn't have more open cans of Spaghetti-O's and a LEGO brick stuck to one cheek.
Sep 1 2009Kim Zolciak gets topless for gay marriage and other news
- Kim & Khloe Kardashian are a hawking a new weight loss product they claim to use. So.. when does it start working? [PopEater]
- Victoria Beckham makes no fucking sense. Why can't she just wear a bikini like Ginger? [Lainey Gossip]
- Aubrey O'Day hearts Castro and Hitler, but apparently not her career. [Celebslam]
- Ryan Phillippe is in MacGruber. If Aubrey O'Day and him were having a contest over who's career is ready to be euthanized, it'd be a tie. [PopSugar]
- The Jonas Brothers think it's a compliment to be made fun of by Russell Brand. They do know he's not Jesus, right? The long hair sometimes confuses people. [Socialite Life]
- Audrina Patridge threw the first pitch at last night's Dodger's game which proves God hates baseball. [ICYDK]
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Aug 3 2009Jude Law's Baby Mama and other news
- Aubrey O'Day debuts "Party All the Time" EXCLUSIVELY on CELEBUZZ.
- Katherine Jackson suspects "foul play" in Michael's death and that he didn't die of "natural causes." Huh. I would've never guessed... [PopEater]
- Alexander Skarsgard is a great kisser, according to Lady GaGa. You know what else he'd be great at? PLAYING FUCKING THOR. /nerd alert [Just Jared]
- Jackson Rathbone of Twilight has a band. Of course. [Lainey Gossip]
- Mischa Barton has to be medicated out the butt. [The Blemish]
- Rachel Leigh Cook on wheels in a Robot Chicken shirt. Did I say that nerd alert was over? I take it back. [Celebslam]
- Ali Larter got married this weekend. But was her ass hanging out? Then my words have been wasted. You'll rue this day, Larter. RUE! [PopSugar]
Feb 17 2009Aubrey O'Day is classy
Because poise and sophistication are her middle name, Aubrey O'Day walked around Fashion Week last night holding a copy of Playboy with herself on the cover. At this point, she might as well strip naked and pull Faberge eggs out of her vagina because, hey, why stop the classy train now? Choo choo!
Feb 13 2009Paris Hilton actually gets invited somewhere
Despite being Hollywood's red-headed step-child, Paris Hilton was invited to Aubrey O'Day's birthday bash which also celebrated her making the cover of Playboy. Because when you're feeling like a cheap used-up nobody, just hang out with Paris Hilton. All better :)
NOTE: Hugh Hefner might want to burn those Playmates when he gets home. Or ship them to Bret Michael's house. Whatever the protocol is these days.
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Feb 12 2009Aubrey O'Day's face airbrushed into Playboy
Here's former Danity Kane singer Aubrey O'Day on the cover of the March issue of Playboy. I like how they didn't even try to use her real body and just added her face to a CGI model. Apparently somebody at Playboy finally realized "Why even bother taking pictures?" Which explains next month's cover: Ariel the Little Mermaid. So buying that.
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