Nov 16 2009Ashley Tisdale in a bikini
Here's High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale in Mexico today and despite millions of dollars of Disney advertising, plastic surgery and the mere fact she's in a bikini, I'm honestly having a hard time giving a shit. I mean, hey, good for her for working out and not being a burden of the state unlike her Disney predecessors, but maybe next time she could morph into someone interesting. (Olivia Wilde.) I don't think that's asking too much.
Scope Out (16) Pics of Ashley After the Jump
Jul 3 2008Ashley Tisdale in a bikini
These are pictures of High School Musical's Ashley Tisdale spending her birthday in Hawaii. If you have no idea who she is, please, switch lives with me. In the meantime, I guess she's hot - sort of. I dunno. Hold on, my penis just wrote me a note: "I quit." Dude! What about the memories we've had together? Like all those time I'd think inanimate objects were really a woman: The coffeemaker, the book shelf, Suzanne Somers...
EDIT: Moving this to the top of the page in the interest of freedom. Or science. Or something. Don't question it. Otherwise that means the terrorists have won.
Nov 19 2007Vanessa Hudgens and some girl hit the gym
Vanessa Hudgens and her “High School Musical” co-star Ashley Tisdale spent Saturday morning working out at the L.A. Fitness gym. Last time Vanessa hit the gym she had her dad and his trusty water bottle for protection from the paparazzi. But being with Ashley Tisdale does have its advantages: “Whoa, there’s Vanessa Hudgens! Snap a pic. But who’s that other chick? Ashley who? Has she ever taken scandalous photos of herself that ended up on the internet thus shedding her good girl Disney image and ultimately boosting her celebrity status? No? Lame. Let’s go take pictures of something exciting before we die of boredom. I think I saw some old people eating bagels across the street. Yeah, dude, with butter. I know, let’s roll.”
Jul 5 2007Ashley Tisdale is taking over the site ... AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
God help me.
NOTE: It is curious that between these pictures and these pictures she managed to put on about 20 pounds. Especially considering they were taken on the same day.
Jul 5 2007Ashley Tisdale is still really famous
I still don't know who Ashley Tisdale is, but she's still in Hawaii wearing bikinis and that's good enough for me. Although it's freaking me out that she's 22-year-old and somehow manages to look 12. I'd suggest a time machine, but everybody knows the only use for a time machine is to go back in time and capture a Brontosaurus. "Ferrari, eh? Pretty nice ride. STOMP!"
Jul 3 2007Ashley Tisdale gets her bikini on
Ashley Tisdale was spotted in Hawaii yesterday in a bikini. And I'm pretty sure she isn't famous, but she was in Disney's High School Musical and she shares the same birthday as Lindsay Lohan (she turned 22 yesterday), so that's good enough for me. Besides, I'm too busy fighting terrorism and nursing kittens back to health to make sure everybody on this site is actually "famous." Dress a koala bear in a bikini and odds are it'll make the front page.
