Nov 2 2009Famous People in Costumes
Because everyone knows Hollywood is a godless bordello of Sodomites, it's no surprise the stars came out to celebrate Halloween/pay homage to Satan for their careers. So here's a gathering of costumed celebs In no particular order:
Jessica Lowndes as God Willing, the Future Referee of My Pants.
Mariah Carey as A Victoria's Secret Angel with Elephantitis.
Jessica Alba as Dora the Explorer: For Daddies. (WTF?)
Gwen Stefani as Gavin Rossdale's Cowpoke.
Khloe Kardashian as Catwoman with Self-Esteem Issues.
AnnaLynne McCord as Batgirl Who Still Gets Asked "Wait. They remade 90210?"
Bai Ling as... Bai Ling? I don't even know.
Brooke Shields as Flapper Mom with Tom Cruise Punching Action.
Christina Aguilera as the Cheapest Celebrity Mom Ever. (You're rich, lady!)
Heidi Klum as a Woman Who Just Gave Birth Hiding Her Body in Shame Underneath the World's Most Elaborate Bird Costume.
HAIL SATAN!
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Jul 19 2009AnnaLynne McCord in her birthday suit
Here's AnnaLynne McCord celebrating her 22nd birthday in Malibu Saturday and apparently wearing a bikini is like a gift to this woman. Which is why I'd like to point out I chipped in for that. Happy Birthday!
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Jul 15 2009AnnaLynne McCord can only act in a bikini
Here's AnnaLynne McCord, Jessia Lowndes and Jessica Stroup on the set of 90210 Tuesday, and why is it that AnnaLynne is always the one in a bikini? Are the Jessicas' characters supposed to be dudes? Because, honestly, that's the only explanation I can come up with. Well, that, and AnnaLynne's belly button wards off Aaron Spelling's ghost who keeps moaning "Tori killed me..." during shooting. That shit's gotta be annoying.
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Jun 26 2009AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini
Here's AnnaLynne McCord and her 90210 co-star Jessica Lowndes on set in Huntington Beach yesterday. I love how every season, without fail, AnnaLynne's character is in a bikini. Sure, she almost has an almost Kelly Ripa-esque penis-button, but that's what CGI's for. Trust me, by the time this episode hits the air, she'll have Luke Perry's face for a stomach. That's just smart television.
EDIT: By request, added more pics of Jessica Lowndes and Jessica Stroup. Even though they're not in bikinis. Who loves ya?
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Mar 4 2009AnnaLynne McCord eats a healthy snack
Here's AnnaLynne McCord enjoying a nutritious banana on the set of 90210 yesterday. What a great way to get your daily dose of potassium. Thanks, AnnaLynne! :D
The Superficial: Promoting Healthy Eating Since I Found this Photo that Looks Like the World's Angriest BJ. - - So about five minutes ago.
Jan 4 2009AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini
AnnaLynne McCord of 90210 took her death navel to South Beach this weekend with her boyfriend Twilight star Kellan Lutz. Granted, AnnaLynne is in a bikini, but is she really a celebrity? Or am I just playing God asking that question? I don't like to play God. Except that one time I turned my cat into a toaster.
*RAWR* *KABOOM*
Oh, nice. Pop Tarts are done.
Nov 21 2008AnnaLynne McCord slips a nipple then puts on a bikini (Can we get an Emmy over here?)
AnnaLynne McCord filmed a beach party scene for 90210 yesterday and her nipple accidentally popped out while she was running. To make up for this snafu, AnnaLynne stripped down to a bikini and bent over. Okay... Not sure where she learned that trick, but there's an actress who doesn't want to go back to the Gap. Take note, young Hollywood.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that are totally going to make Dylan jealous when he gets to the Peach Pit.
Oct 27 2008AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini forces me to post about the new 90210 (Goddammit...)
AnnaLynne McCord, star of the CW's 90210 reboot, hosted the 5th Anniversary of Sirens of TI at Christian Audiger on Saturday. I've been reticent about this show since it premiered, but I gotta ask, was a new 90210 really necessary? I can think of several things I'd need before it would appear remotely interesting:
1. Alzheimer's.
2. My Xbox broke and all the porn on the Internet was deleted.
3. Nuclear holocaust.
4. Alcohol poisoning
5. The remote's on the coffee table waaay over there, and I realized it's impossible to swallow my own tongue.
And even then...
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