Sep 16 2009Lindsay Lohan takes little sister to bars
Lindsay Lohan and her little sister Ali have become so inseparable, the two have been going to bars together despite the fact Ali's only 15. They were recently spotted at Crown Bar in LA, according to Life & Style:
"I couldn't believe Ali was there," one guest tells Life & Style. "They partied until after 1 a.m., and she treated Ali as if she were just one of her friends at the club with her. And Ali was excited to be there. She loved being out on the scene with her sister. It was as if she knew she belonged there."
But Ali's already in dangerous territory. Near the end of last year, she stopped going to school, and Lindsay took her in. "Ali is enrolled in a homeschool program," mom Dina tells Life & Style. Now, despite an eight-year age difference, the sisters are like twins, dressing alike, looking shockingly skinny and sporting plumped-up lips. "Anything Lindsay does, Ali wants to do," a family insider says.
So, wait, an impressionable young Ali is watching Lindsay drink, snort coke and pretend to be a lesbian, but she's not being raised by Dina and/or Michael Lohan? I'm failing to see the problem here.
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May 8 2009Dina Lohan: 'I'm a great mom!'
Despite the fact her oldest daughter is actively trying to start a lesbian relationship with her younger daughter to fill the void left by the volatile, high-profile previous one, Dina Lohan insists she's a great mom. She particularly takes umbrage with claims that Ali is out socializing with Lindsay instead of going to school, according to People:
"Ali is in a home-schooling program. She has never been pulled out of school," Dina tells PEOPLE exclusively. "It's the same home-schooling program that Lindsay was in since the tenth grade. It's a wonderful program that many celebrities are enrolled in."
Defending her parenting skills, she says, "I am a single mom of four children, and I devote my life to my children."
Okay, Dina, you probably don't want to start any defense with "Ali is getting the same _____ as Lindsay." Not exactly a confidence builder. In fact, whatever Lindsay received growing up, you probably want to say Ali is getting the polar opposite. Unless, of course, you want to torpedo her career then, by all means, let everyone know you're throwing her naked coke parties in the pool house. It's not like you can't whore Cody out in a few years. That's why you had him!
May 6 2009Lindsay Lohan is a bad influence? I don't see it.
While everyone famous and important (Including Brooke Shields somehow.) was invited to the Met Gala Monday night, Lindsay Lohan was quarantined to the "Haute & Bothered" launch party which she felt was the proper venue to make out with her little sister. Why not? But, apparently, that's just the tip of the psychological iceberg of how Lindsay is ruining Ali. NY Daily News reports:
Some teens with out of control older sibs may copy them, while others fall into the role of trying to protect loved ones from the person. "You either try to outdo or you become a caretaker," says Dr. Keith Ablow, psychiatrist and Fox News contributor. "The course Ali is taking appears to be more in the direction of copying than in shrinking from the cameras and the revelry," he said.
Besides the risk of having Ali try to emulate an older sib who's engaged in some negative behaviors, there's the danger that she's not getting enough parental attention because so much of it is focused on Lindsay.
"A 15-year-old should not have to be in the role or either caretaker or competitor, but she should be in a comfortable place where she can become an individual, where she can look at the world with security and choose what defines her."
I'm no psychologist, but ultimately, isn't Lindsay keeping Ali from their mom Dina? I'm trying to figure out how that's a bad thing, but all I end up doing is spraying the interns with champagne. Don't get me wrong, Ali will be snorting dump trucks full of blow and doing porn with Lindsay by 18, but that's at least a good three, maybe even five, years later than Dina's plan. You gotta accentuate the positive here.
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Apr 30 2009Lindsay & Ali Lohan learn to surf
Here's shots of Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali taking surfing lessons in Maui yesterday, and I gotta hand it to Lindsay. This whole "vacation" is probably the smartest thing she's ever done. I mean, what else does Lindsay have now that her lesbian relationship is over? It's pretty obvious her immediate reaction was "I need to get these puppies in a bikini and in front of some paps STAT! Just as soon as I climb out of this storm drain I slipped through. Dammit..."
Jan 25 2009Lindsay Lohan evaporating into a cloud of coke
Lindsay Lohan and little sister Ali did some shopping this weekend in New York where Lindsay frightened onlookers with her increasingly rail-thin figure. It's gotten to the point where you can see her spine through her clothing which proves my theory about lesbians: They have bones. Ha, I win, scientific community! Who's laughing now?!
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Jan 16 2009Lindsay Lohan might be getting a tad too thin
An increasingly thin Lindsay Lohan went shopping in Malibu yesterday with her sister Ali. Now, I'm not saying Lindsay's starting to look unhealthy, but I guarantee she threw some elbows in the laxative aisle. "Coke-elbows, activate! Hey, Ali, who's living Lohan now, bitch? KERPOW! Aw, no way, buy one get one free dental dams..."
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Oct 28 2008Dina Lohan still pimping out her children
Ali Lohan and her mom Dina attended the Animal Fair Magazine's 8th Annual Halloween Pet Costume Party last night.
Based on a true story.
DINA: Okay, Ali, we're going to a backroom now where you're going to drink milk out of a saucer while a man hands mommy a stack of cash.
ALI: But, moooommm...
DINA: You will do it! You will fucking do it! They are not repo-ing my Lexus again! I refuse to show up at the country club in a rental! For God's sake, Ali, I might as well shit my pants on the 18th hole! DO YOU HEAR ME? NOW GET IN THERE BEFORE I TAKE YOUR DOG AND DROWN IT IN THE TUB UNTIL HIS LITTLE PUPPY EYES BURST! AAAAAHHH!
ALI: Jesus. Okay.
DINA: That's mommy's favorite. Whiskey's in my purse to take the edge off. Love you.
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Aug 14 2008Lindsay Lohan blogs about her little sister's breasts
Lindsay Lohan slapped on her blogging bra to discuss allegations that her 14-year-old sister Ali has breast implants. In the lengthy diatribe on her MySpace page, Lindsay also surprisingly defends her mom Dina who has the parenting skills of asbestos:
hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here's the visual...
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me...
one of them being, "Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?"
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, "Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!"
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn't really come up with the proper response at the time.. there's many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you're not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye...
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light...
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she's out of town :(
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL
"Til next time"? Christ, there's going to be more?! Excuse me for a second. I suddenly feel the overwhelming urge to fire a bullet into my face. BRB! :)
