Aug 3 2009Jude Law's Baby Mama and other news
- Aubrey O'Day debuts "Party All the Time" EXCLUSIVELY on CELEBUZZ.
- Katherine Jackson suspects "foul play" in Michael's death and that he didn't die of "natural causes." Huh. I would've never guessed... [PopEater]
- Alexander Skarsgard is a great kisser, according to Lady GaGa. You know what else he'd be great at? PLAYING FUCKING THOR. /nerd alert [Just Jared]
- Jackson Rathbone of Twilight has a band. Of course. [Lainey Gossip]
- Mischa Barton has to be medicated out the butt. [The Blemish]
- Rachel Leigh Cook on wheels in a Robot Chicken shirt. Did I say that nerd alert was over? I take it back. [Celebslam]
- Ali Larter got married this weekend. But was her ass hanging out? Then my words have been wasted. You'll rue this day, Larter. RUE! [PopSugar]
Jul 26 2009Ali Larter has to be feeling a breeze
Here's Ali Larter bending over to dig some change out of her purse in Beverly Hills yesterday while inadvertently making the paparazzi's day. You know, just looking at these pics tells me I'd never make in their line of work. Mostly because I'd score a shot like this only to end up spiking my camera then dousing it with Gatorade. "I'm number one! I'm number one! I'm number - is it supposed to catch fire like that?"
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions. Unless you practice proctology.
Scope Out (12) Pics of Ali After the Jump
Aug 25 2008Ali Larter in a bikini
After the Madonna concert post, seeing Ali Larter in a bikini is like a breath of fresh air - that's wearing a bikini. Then again, you could show me a picture of celery right now and I'd probably weep tears of joy.
Dec 18 2007Ali Larter gets engaged
Ali Larter (right) recieved a wedding proposal from her boyfriend Hayes MacArthur over the weekend. Judging by the headline I just wrote, I’ll assume she said “yes.” The couple is “thrilled,” according to E! Online and Ali knew right away she wanted to marry Hayes:
"I told my boyfriend after three weeks that I wanted to marry him and that we could do it tomorrow," Larter said. "Now that I'm actually in love, I know that what came before wasn't real. It's about being there for each other through the ups and downs of life."
I have no idea who or what a Hayes MacArthur is, so instead I’m posting pictures of Ali Larter with Amy Smart. It’s moves like this that caused my peers to crown me the “King of Journalism.” Okay, maybe I just lined up a bunch of stuffed animals and held a crowning ceremony in my living room. But Teddy Ruxpin thinks I deserve a Pulitzer and that dude knows his shit.
Nov 16 2007Ali Larter nipple slip
Ali Larter gave the paparazzi a glimpse at her nipple when her blouse came open outside the Green Room in Hollywood last night. How do you wear an outfit like that and not expect to show a little nip? I mean, bless her for doing so. I admire a woman who says, “Yes, this open blouse will definitely cover up my bra-less chest.” I, too, enjoy defying the laws of physics by squeezing my wrought-iron pecs into a Baby Gap tee every night. Sure, before I reach the club it’s nothing but tatters. That just saves the ladies a whole lot of work. Except when I’m not allowed in because my sexiness is a fire hazard. Stupid fire codes, why must you discriminate? I can’t help it. I’m the way God, a couple of plastic surgeons, and some meteors that landed in my pool made me!
Check out the video after the jump.
NOTE: The video is extremely disappointing and apparently censored with a price tag. I really don't know...
Nov 8 2007Ali Larter may have been dipped in ink
Ali Larter was at the launch of the DKNY Delicious Night fragrance in New York last night. I’m not quite sure what’s up with her dress. I’ll just assume a giant tried to use her as a pen. Anyway, I really dig Ali Larter’s character on Heroes. It’s the most accurate depiction of a woman I’ve ever seen on television. One minute she’s all sweet and loving, then holy crap, she goes batshit crazy and karate chops you in the solar plexus before shooting you in the leg. Reminds me of growing up. Of course my mother was a martial arts instructor and my dad loved hookers. Like a lot. He even got me one for Christmas when I was six. Still love you for that one, pop. Although in retrospect, perhaps that wasn’t the best year to buy mom a gun. I’m pretty sure she wanted a microwave. Well that, and for my virginity to last at least another ten more years. Ha, mom sure was a nut, wasn’t she?
Apr 25 2007Ali Larter makes funny faces
Ali Larter (the blonde chick from Heroes) was spotted in LA yesterday ordering a drink form some place called Great Earth Vitamins. And judging by her expression it was mmm mmm good. What the hell did she order? Period blood? At least I know what she didn't order: a sexy dreamboat. Otherwise she'd be carrying around a giant cup of me.
