Oct 30 2009Adrianne Curry has been working out
Adrianne Curry posted the above pic to her Twitter today with the following message:
My pumped upper back. I may look skinner, but I'm cut,bitches! ;)
Thanks to the magic of Twitter, it's safe to assume Adrianne Curry spends her days either dressed up as hot comic book characters or just wandering around the house in a bikini. I don't know what her husband Pete Brady did to deserve all this, but I'm pretty sure when he dies Satan will make him wander the Earth haunting old people with hearing problems as part of their agreement.
PETE: Boo!
GRAMPA: What now? No oatmeal for me, thank you.
PETE: Goddammit...
Oct 19 2009Adrianne Curry as Slave Leia
Here's Adrianne Curry decked out as Slave Leia for the 2009 Wizard World Big Apple over the weekend where she also found time to dress up as Wonder Woman and Silk Spectre. Apparently the Leia Bikini outfit wasn't enough to make fanboys' penises erupt into a mushroom cloud of Magic: The Gathering cards and loneliness thus feeding her insatiable hunger for nerd-boners. Or so the legend goes...
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Sep 1 2009Adrianne Curry tweets topless
Apparently Adrianne Curry posted a topless pic of herself on Twitter the other day although, technically, her hand's in the way, so she should be tried for treason. But that's just me. In the meantime, I included some other pics she had up because a.) she's in a bikini and b.) this is probably the only time I've ever wanted to be C-3PO. Not counting that scene in Empire Strikes Back when he cockblocks Han Solo. "Oh, I'm sorry, were you two about to space-do it? Because the hyperdrive broke. FACE!"
Aug 3 2009Adrianne Curry in a bikini
Here's America's Next Top Model winner, and Mrs. Peter Brady, Adrianne Curry on the beach in Malibu yesterday, and I have no idea why she's swimming on a deserted beach all by herself. That's just asking for trouble. Say a Jehovah Witness tries to talk to her. She can't even pretend her daughter's drowning to get away. *shudders* God, that's terrifying.
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Jul 24 2007Adrianne Curry keeps it classy
Adrianne Curry - the winner of the first season of America's Next Top Model - showed up to the Playboy Mansion for the first annual "HER Luau at the Mansion" (which benefits the Nicole Brown Foundation to stop domestic violence) dressed like this. I don't know if it's the fishnet top or the gold bikini, but the whole outfit just exudes class. This must be how royalty dressed in olden times.
