Rihanna wears crazy shit
Here's Rihanna performing at the Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam in Miami last night and she has to be feeling pretty awesome considering this time last year she was recovering from a car door to the face. Also, I can see a whole lot of her right left tit which everyone knows is the antidote for depression. Not the fact that it's out there, mind you, but the simple fact that I'm looking at it. Trust me, there's been numerous clinical trials which my lawyer assures me will be knocked down to misdemeanor solicitation if they don't find the fifth hooker in my crawlspace.
Shit.

Reader Comments
1. hit me hurt me - February 5, 2010 4:24 PM
it's like she's in a Prince video
2. kale - February 5, 2010 4:27 PM
superficial writer:
take both hands and stretch your index and thumbs apart until they make a 90 degree angle. Whichever one looks like an "L" is your left hand.
3. The Bastard - February 5, 2010 4:29 PM
Aww, that's so cute! the Superfishys can't tell left from right.
4. david - February 5, 2010 4:30 PM
You can see her left tit, not right. You Might want to review first grade curriculum.
5. stifler - February 5, 2010 4:35 PM
it's a good thing she has a vagina because she can't sing.
6. keithypoo - February 5, 2010 4:36 PM
If my daughter left the house looking like that, I would beat her ass. What? Too soon?
---Keithypookinschnookumsdarling
7. ramalamadingdong - February 5, 2010 4:38 PM
God, she's ugly.
8. the truth - February 5, 2010 4:39 PM
this is what happens when trashy people try to dress like they're "artsy".
9. The Bastard - February 5, 2010 4:40 PM
The Superficial has been having quality problems for a while now. It used to be wry, though. Guess like any addict I'm still chasing the good buzz of the glory days. But seriously, this site is turning from a guilty pleasure to a bad, pointless habit that I need to shake.
Geekologie is still great, though!
10. OldGuy - February 5, 2010 4:42 PM
She looks like Willis from Diff'rent Strokes
11. Ego - February 5, 2010 4:55 PM
she looks like she's about to take a shit in that last pic.
this makes me happy in my pants
12. Ego - February 5, 2010 4:56 PM
she looks like she's about to take a shit in that last pic.
this makes me happy in my pants
13. Frank - February 5, 2010 5:00 PM
Crab attack in pic #5. Scratch it baby, scratch it!
14. Rough's word apps the Pllrice is FLREEEEE - February 5, 2010 5:17 PM
You ever observe a woman, any woman. Even the skinniest, how one minute their ass is symmetrical to their bodies. Upon the slightest bent the the ass just become HUGEEEE, which is one of the most endearing thing you can ever witness...No im not in a dry spell. THx
15. Valerie - February 5, 2010 5:23 PM
So what? Fish never been to Burning Man?
16. havoc - February 5, 2010 5:29 PM
I hear her rendition of Smack My Bitch Up is dope....
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17. temp - February 5, 2010 5:33 PM
haha, looked way better when the victoria's secret model wore that in the VS fashion show.
http://www.popoholic.com/bigimages/victotias-secret-fashion-show-2009-04.jpg
18. KC - February 5, 2010 5:46 PM
Look, she's wearing a thneed.
19. All Women Stalker - February 5, 2010 5:47 PM
Post title is a fact that kids these days should learn in school.
20. Melissa - February 5, 2010 6:05 PM
Rainbow Brite grew up.
21. Gurple delux version - February 5, 2010 6:32 PM
Why do the uselessly eating African types have to grav their rancid crotches while they sing? Kinda nasty.
22. Harold^Sick - February 5, 2010 6:36 PM
Oh I definitely would.
23. gigi - February 5, 2010 7:06 PM
to rephrase the eloquent & brilliant Paul Mooney: "everybody wanna be Gaga, and nobody wanna be Gaga...." just sayin....
24. sickitten - February 5, 2010 7:17 PM
Ri is a stupid kid skank who lets months of ear wax build up
http://sickitten.com/2009/12/05/hollywood-herpes-a-flow-chart.aspx
see for yourself, child
25. JDM - February 5, 2010 7:56 PM
Hey, it is the Left boob, okay? HER left boob. Yeah, it's our right because we're looking at her, but so what? Doesn't mean the caption/article thing was wrong.
And now to my question...w hat's the tattoo under her left breast? The picture doesn't enlarge enough for me to see it.
26. Rasputins Liver - February 5, 2010 8:07 PM
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I dunno, man. Really, this broad is kinda on the grotesque side of things.
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Oh, her bod's alright. I mean, she'd be ok for a drunken one nighter. But that face is...is....like lookin' at the back end of some dog.
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Oh well, glad I don't have to wake up next to that. Besides, who'd want Chris Brown's sloppy, sloppy seconds?
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27. minx - February 5, 2010 8:11 PM
@17. temp
Hah it looks so hot on the VS model and so stupid on Rihanna.
28. IronChic - February 5, 2010 8:42 PM
You know your getting old when you see Oaktown 357 & Flo Jo's style being redone!!!
29. Boonie - February 5, 2010 8:51 PM
She dresses like that because she has a HUGE ass NO tits and a hairdresser who hates her.
30. Russian Kunt - February 5, 2010 9:18 PM
Something that belongs in a Baby Phat catalogue.
Cheap and tacky.
31. timmy the dying boy - February 5, 2010 9:19 PM
Rihanna wears crazy shit? I guess you really are what you wear.
32. Hitler - February 5, 2010 9:22 PM
No talent and ugly. No way to go through life.
Still....she's got a big forehead.....HOT DAMN!!!
P.S.
I LOVE KIDS!!!
33. Alli Watermelon - February 5, 2010 10:54 PM
Why does this cockatoo always grab her snatch?
34. TheOriginalJoker - February 5, 2010 11:31 PM
Crazy shit or not, she could still get it.
35. Blech - February 5, 2010 11:41 PM
Puh-leeze! Rihanna was a star out here before that freak-show, Gaga. I like Gaga, but not everybody wants to be her. She's totally unoriginal and only wears her get-ups to prove... To prove... To distract us from her big nose and butter face!
I think Rihanna is awesome and you're all just jealous 'cause you can't pull off this outfit. Now go back to vacuuming your Cheetos.
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37. lose man boobs - February 6, 2010 12:28 AM
pretty girl but there's a thin line between being stylish and looking like a fool. She crossed that line with that outfit.
38. Jeff - February 6, 2010 1:19 AM
no wonder chris brown hit her
39. Perfect Double Tapered - February 6, 2010 1:39 AM
This outfit poses a dilemma for me. Do I punch her on the side with the fabric or the side that doesn't?
-- C. Brown
40. Doc Schweinstrudel - February 6, 2010 7:53 AM
She looks like St. Caluse's raunhcy widow. She used to wear nice garments in the beginning. She is a goodlooking girl (except for the forehead). Looks like she managed to piss off even her gay Italian designers. Now Britney wears messy hair because she doesn't wash/brush it and some go to the hairdressers and I bet pay big buck to look like THAT, damn awful.
41. yuck - February 6, 2010 11:14 AM
ugly
42. BC2DR Brand - February 6, 2010 11:53 AM
Might be crazy, but I'm loving it!
43. rekk - February 6, 2010 12:34 PM
By definition, everything she wears is hideous
44. bleh - February 6, 2010 2:56 PM
Is it just me or is this chick looking kiiiinnndda fat lately
45. Chris - February 7, 2010 1:16 AM
That is just stupid looking!
46. links of london jewellery - February 7, 2010 3:56 AM
Is it just me or is this chick looking kiiiinnndda fat lately
47. sdfsdfds - February 7, 2010 7:52 AM
Can all these people please stop trying to be Lady Gaga??? I know she paid some stylists to look like that, too, but she kind of coined the look.
48. lily - February 7, 2010 9:48 AM
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49. watch tv online - February 7, 2010 9:52 AM
Nice pics.
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50. Dan Fouts - February 7, 2010 1:30 PM
"Hooker in the crawl space"? Fuck that, can you say "nigger in the living room"?
51. cc - February 7, 2010 6:07 PM
She needs something to divert people's attention from the fact she can't sing, and that she's kind of a skank.
52. cam the toe - February 7, 2010 6:48 PM
I can see cameltoe. Don't like the haircut tough
53. LAW - February 7, 2010 6:58 PM
She looks the Jim Carey's Grinch. Especially in pic #5
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55. Posh - February 7, 2010 8:30 PM
Fucking ugly.
56. small business health insurance - February 7, 2010 9:01 PM
hope this doesn't become a new style
57. best mbt - February 7, 2010 9:26 PM
wonderful, nice
58. best mbt - February 7, 2010 9:26 PM
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59. find coupon - February 7, 2010 9:52 PM
I wonder what she is trying to do with that half Santa dress. She is looking horrible in this dress.
60. galfan - February 8, 2010 12:27 AM
She's a true ARTIST. Even her clothing is artsy! I love it!! Go Rihanna! Sexy, and unique!
61. beep beep - February 8, 2010 8:54 AM
Sorry,Galfan. This is exactly what happens when trashy people try to dress like they're "artsy". Epic fail. Rihanna is a talentless whore.
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63. AbeVigoda - February 8, 2010 10:35 PM
I'd love to get deep inside Rihanna's butthole. That would be awesome.
64. anonymoose - February 8, 2010 10:42 PM
FASHION VICTIM.
65. don smith - February 9, 2010 6:15 PM
i don't care what she is wearing. i know she keep that kitty kat fresh i will eat all that meow hehe!!!
66. Why Does My Chin - February 11, 2010 12:32 AM
Pretty strange get up I'll say
67. wtf - February 12, 2010 11:52 PM
This is the same freakin outfit what's her face wore in that Wolf video! Shakira!!! She's copying Shakira here, not Gaga!
68. Cyberchihuaha - February 13, 2010 12:51 PM
This.
69. Internet Marketing Consistency - February 17, 2010 8:50 AM
pretty girl but there's a thin line between being stylish and looking like a fool. She crossed that line with that outfit.