Jennifer Aniston's blurry nipple
I put off posting these all day because, personally, I prefer a naked Anna Torv and Blake Lively through a telephoto lens over a pack of cougars in bikinis. Fortunately that move paid off because I had time to notice Jennifer Aniston's right breast is completely hanging out while she's talking to Sheryl Crow in Mexico over the weekend. Granted the pic is a tad blurry, but that's definitely an areola and nipple. Trust me, I own a magnifying glass and one of those Sherlock Holmes hats so it's impossible for me to tell a lie.
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My penis fires Tiffany's gift cards. And sometimes shoes.

Reader Comments
1. lovelyriot - February 8, 2010 9:02 PM
Meh. Who cares. First?
2. ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss - February 8, 2010 9:03 PM
the blurry nipple doesn't do much for me...but that ass is devine!
3. Lima - February 8, 2010 9:03 PM
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4. Commodity Trading - February 8, 2010 9:12 PM
Killer Blurry shot, that paparazzi couldn't sell that!
5. rolnlikaselebrity - February 8, 2010 9:13 PM
Meh...? She is still a prime piece. She takes good care of that punanieah...
6. Wacker - February 8, 2010 9:14 PM
Been wackin her along time.. Opps here I go again. feels soo good !!
7. dude - February 8, 2010 9:17 PM
pics 7 and 8 by far the best. Anyone else out there agree?
8. old - February 8, 2010 9:19 PM
Jennifer Aniston is so old and dried up it is disgusting. No man wants her. Her face is too masculine as well, with that weird square chin and all. Brad left her geezer ass for a reason. You will die alone Jen. Your personality sucks too. So do your shit romantic comedy movies. Kill yourself.
9. Rougher than rocco - February 8, 2010 9:36 PM
LOL Is this the same troll from Cameron Diaz post? Thats got to be a new type of funny although disturbing...@8
10. rex kramer - February 8, 2010 9:38 PM
This frigid bitch is as barren as the Gobi desert. No wonder every man leaves her. Lazy in the sack=can't keep a man. Jen give a guy a little ATM if you want him to stick around.
11. truth doctor - February 8, 2010 9:38 PM
Oh yeah, I have cottage cheese in the fridge. Thanks Jen, you just solved my dinner dilemma.
12. Bare Necessities coupon - February 8, 2010 9:58 PM
Aniston is the most shallow HW celeb. She is in great shape; regardless of her age. People shouldn't be so negative.
13. havoc - February 8, 2010 10:00 PM
Thank you Jesus. I guarantee this chick tastes like rainbows and Care Bears. I would drink her bath water without hesitation.
LOL at the comments from the homosexuals and fat chicks.
14. jewishustla - February 8, 2010 10:10 PM
damn that ass looks delicious
15. Pal - February 8, 2010 10:10 PM
If I didn't know any better, I'd think she calls the paparazzi to let them know where she's going every time she leaves the house.
16. jojo - February 8, 2010 10:14 PM
Jennifer Aniston's body is amazing....she is in amazing shape...all you haters can kiss her beautiful butt!
17. AbeVigoda - February 8, 2010 10:20 PM
Fantastic. I'd love to drill Jen's 40-year-old butthole. She's got a great body.
18. Tuppy - February 8, 2010 10:37 PM
She isn't covered in tattoos like all the rest of Hollywood's cokewhores, I mean actresses...
19. What a nuerotic bitch - February 8, 2010 10:41 PM
I still don't understand this chick. She's got a hot ass, a hot body, nice tits, a cute face, fame, millions of dollars in the bank and a career few achieve. Yet, she can't get keep a dude if she pulled a madonna & bought a baby jesus for herself; she's nuerotic and a bottomless pit of insecurity, & clinginess. She's got it all & nothing at the same time. What the fuck is her problem?
20. AbeVigoda - February 8, 2010 10:53 PM
I think Jen just needs her 40-year-old butthole drilled really well. That will settle her down. Like you said, she's seemingly has it all, but it never works for her. There has to be something wrong.
21. Haywood Jablowmie - February 8, 2010 10:54 PM
Look at picture 8 if you want a clue as to why she can't hang onto a man. that is a lot of bikini slapping around there, which means either her puss hangs down to her knees, and she is packing more meat than "Lady" Ga Ga between her legs.
22. jen - February 8, 2010 11:00 PM
Jennifer Aniston's pussy is probably all ashy like those of black hos. Except its not ashy because of her race, its ashy because she's old as fuck. I love how every famous guy this senior citizen dates is only with her for the momentary fame it brings them. After the talk dies down, all the men dump this pathetic fool like there's no tomorrow.
23. Caramel - February 8, 2010 11:14 PM
I'd gladly bang her whether it made me famous or not.
24. r4 sdhc - February 8, 2010 11:57 PM
looking lovely and looking gorgeous with healthy looking body. love to see her getting fresh air from filthy thing out here in LA. life is short go enjoy life what ever makes you happy.
25. Jenjen - February 8, 2010 11:59 PM
Lookin fab here! Go girl!
26. soahc - February 9, 2010 12:03 AM
#5 Thank you! I now know how to spell 'punanieah'. Best word EVER for beautiful flower.
27. Walter - February 9, 2010 12:26 AM
I'm confused by her. She's absolutely out of my league but I still feel like saying "Hey - yo..Uhh..you're like horse faced and stuff...so like stop being so ugly.". But again, she has a smoking hot body - but she got dumped by John Mayer.
DOES NOT COMPUTE.
-Walter
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Laid Off
28. Bruny Morales - February 9, 2010 12:28 AM
What is this media fascination with Jennifer Aniston. She is average looking...has zero talent to contribute to the arts & entertainment field, possesses no special attributes -- except for maneuvering herself geographically & sinking her claws to an A-Lister to manipulate her status from the B-List. What's wrong with you people media and fans alike....GET A LIFE....PLEASE!!!
29. tc - February 9, 2010 12:45 AM
What's the point of having a lovely ass like that if she won't let anyone in it.
30. Nike Air Max 90 - February 9, 2010 1:46 AM
Grazie mille! Questo articolo, me lo faccia sapere un sacco di cose che prima non ho capito!
31. Darth - February 9, 2010 2:42 AM
It looks like she found out what it takes to get posted here.
32. inquiry removal - February 9, 2010 2:46 AM
wow she is so smoking
33. Rhialto - February 9, 2010 2:47 AM
31
She's a bit slow of understanding.But better late than never.
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35. Gando - February 9, 2010 2:53 AM
It's hard to see whether it's a glans or a nipple.
36. Boogeyman King Dong - February 9, 2010 2:58 AM
Hmm,who did suck those titties is gay.
37. Nero - February 9, 2010 3:02 AM
#31
I'd expect some serious hard skin on her knees soon.
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39. hollywood gossip - February 9, 2010 7:18 AM
looks sexy
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40. hollywood gossip - February 9, 2010 7:25 AM
yes it is
41. Veronica - February 9, 2010 7:26 AM
damn, I hope I look that hot when I'm 40. She has great breasts, always has.
42. farles chew - February 9, 2010 8:28 AM
still has an ass like a college girl. if she's into tehbuttseks, angels sing every time her pooper gets reamed
43. Gueibor - February 9, 2010 8:41 AM
Does this woman age in reverse? She looks hotter than last year's pics!!
44. La Garse - February 9, 2010 8:41 AM
I should look so good at her age.
45. Dagnole - February 9, 2010 8:51 AM
NSFW? Come on, you barely see anything at all!
And a nipple or a breast is not obscene in the first place.
46. Lenny - February 9, 2010 8:51 AM
I just like her to grow out that huge greek bush.
47. Parker - February 9, 2010 9:07 AM
Like I always say, women have nipples so men will want to have anal sex with them. What a nice ass shot here too.
48. adelaide dancing - February 9, 2010 9:12 AM
nice, jennifer is great although i think she should make some more bad ass movies to compete with angelina!
49. havoc - February 9, 2010 9:24 AM
If pic #7 doesn't give you stiffy....its time to visit your local mortician.
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50. KIKI - February 9, 2010 9:47 AM
I don't understand the hatred for this woman. She is just doing her thing. Why do the Brangaloonies hate her so?
51. tired - February 9, 2010 10:15 AM
As if you acne riddled fat fucks had a chance to tap her ... you can barely even gather the courage to ask the ugly, fat chick at the Dairy Queen out. You pathetic losers!
52. no dammit - February 9, 2010 10:19 AM
@11 she desn't have any cottage cheese dumbass that's sheryll Crow in the 6th row and she is looking ROUGH! Jeebus.
53. AmericanWhiteTrash - February 9, 2010 10:41 AM
40+ and her ass looks like that... Her ass looks better than most 20 year old fat asses in half shirts stuffing McDonalds in their fat pie holes.
54. La Garse - February 9, 2010 11:10 AM
Can we please have some new and well-written posts please?
55. Jeremy - February 9, 2010 11:56 AM
If a woman this hot cant keep a man, she is not worth lusting over. No doubt she is hot, but if I want hot and no personality or emotional involvement, I can pay a hooker by the hour, get better sex, and spend less money overall, and prevent any chance of myself falling in love with such a shallow woman whose main concern is telling the world how miserable she is.
Post about someone that matters.
56. Sport - February 9, 2010 12:02 PM
Great bikini bod - wow.
57. her face is hideously ugly - February 9, 2010 12:08 PM
thin lipped frown, marionette lines, ugly nose, beady close set eyes..... nice bod though!
58. Baron Bleeke - February 9, 2010 12:20 PM
her nipples were the 7th member of the Friends crew. they should have given them a credit on the show... "and jennifer aniston's nipples as themselves."
59. Gueibor - February 9, 2010 12:21 PM
Can't. Stop. Staring. At. Her. Ass!!! Jesus fucking Christ im Himmel, I think I'm reverting to faith again; there's just no way that thing wasn't -VERY- intelligently designed.
60. Tootles - February 9, 2010 12:24 PM
@55. It is real easy, if you don't like a post, don't sit around making foul comments for two days, God you LOONS are everywhere!
61. jj - February 9, 2010 1:01 PM
Im a 20 year old decent/nice/good man, and I would love to marry Jennifer or Courteney. They both are great smart and beautiful, what more could a guy like me want.
62. sasha - February 9, 2010 1:41 PM
Can you imagine what some of the idiots badmouthing her look like themselves? It's always the ugly, pimply fat guy wearing the "no fat chicks" shirts.
63. Baddie - February 9, 2010 2:10 PM
@62. Sasha, You have it wrong. The haters are Angelina Jolie fans who for some reason spend all day every day bashing Aniston. Nobody knows why they hate her so much, but I think that they are jealous that Aniston is rich and beautiful.
64. SO RIGHT - February 9, 2010 2:33 PM
Exactly....the really mean posts are from Angelina lovers who have nothing better to do than insult Jennifer. Jenn is a cute girl with a great body AND she has millions of dollars. She's not hurtin in any way. She would probably like a relationship but hasn't found the right person yet. Also remember if she really wanted to keep brad pitt all she had to do was agree to have a few kids with him. She wasn't ready for that. So in essence, she chose to get rid of brad pitt.
65. bonhomey - February 9, 2010 2:58 PM
7 and 8
Make gay man straight
66. bonhomey - February 9, 2010 2:59 PM
7 and 8
Make gay man straight
67. haha - February 9, 2010 2:59 PM
@62. Baddie, You have it wrong. The haters are Jennifer Aniston fans who for some reason spend all day every day bashing Jolie. Nobody knows why they hate her so much, but I think that they are jealous that Jolie is rich and beautiful.
Jennifer Aniston has a face like squint eyed fat nosed witch
68. ross - February 9, 2010 3:09 PM
damn, i'd love to tap that ass
69. Jack me off - February 9, 2010 3:34 PM
Most over rated Broad ever. Her and Mayer were perfect for
each other, two of the biggest self centered douche bags on the planet!
70. Dee - February 9, 2010 3:47 PM
All you assholes sticking up for this looser are just people who, like Aniston, got dumped for somebody better. She is a complete looser, going back to John Mayer after he publicly humiliated her? LOOSER.
71. Hey # 70 - February 9, 2010 4:23 PM
Before calling someone a "loser", perhaps you should learn how to spell it.
72. bonhomey - February 9, 2010 4:29 PM
That's "loser," Dee. L-O-S-E-R. Memorize it - I have a hunch you'll be seeing it a lot more in the days and years to come.
BTW, isn't it great how just a photo invites so many comments on the personality, character and personal values of a total stranger? This site IS called The Superficial, after all. I prefer vulgar, sexist rants on purely physical attributes, like the fact that the closeups of each of these photos has "Back to Entry" posted over it.
73. Clark - February 9, 2010 5:29 PM
I yanked it to pics 7 and 8 several times since these were originally posted. I hit my monitor right on her butthole once. I'd call that a bullseye!
74. tired - February 9, 2010 5:31 PM
#70 .... you can't spell loser and have the nerve to call someone else a loser? You're an idiot.
75. yoyoyo - February 9, 2010 5:58 PM
She's asstastic
76. Eddie - February 9, 2010 6:48 PM
#73:
I split your semen with mine, Robin Hood style.
#20:
I loved you in Jury Duty.
77. AbeVigoda - February 9, 2010 6:50 PM
#76:
Thanks, bro. I loved spraying Jen's soon to be 41-year-old butthole and I loved working in Jury Duty. Stay strong.
78. Eddie - February 9, 2010 6:51 PM
#76:
Klape 'em.
79. AbeVigoda - February 9, 2010 6:58 PM
You got it. I bet her soon to be 41-year-old butthole is getting looser by the hour, iykwim. She's one monster poop away from pure bliss.
80. Baddie - February 9, 2010 7:18 PM
@ 67. Typical Brangaloonie, can't even come up with an original thought. Get back to just jared, LOON!
81. Me again - February 9, 2010 8:23 PM
Truth Doctor, there's something wrong with you. I don't see any cellulite on her at all. We should all look so good!
82. dancy - February 9, 2010 8:51 PM
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84. maudina - February 9, 2010 10:25 PM
It is CRAZY how this woman's body just does not age! She will probably still be hot when she's 65.
85. Vinnie the Chin - February 9, 2010 10:46 PM
I love how her headlights are always on.
86. TheMadCow - February 9, 2010 10:52 PM
Fuck her and Crow. They love mexico so much, move their fucking asses down there and live in that shithole.
87. Lee - February 9, 2010 11:24 PM
She is a f-cking lesbian. What women sit around with her nip out in other women face. Look at all the lesbian posting. The lesbian wagon chase after this desperate whore.
88. Meh - February 10, 2010 12:26 AM
What a tight, sexy ass. My palms are itching to slap those cheeks.
89. Insatiable Peter - February 10, 2010 3:22 AM
It's quite possible her ass would finally satitate my peter.
90. Gigs - February 10, 2010 6:31 AM
Id wreck her 40 year old anus.
91. Ass - February 10, 2010 6:36 AM
her ass is looking nice!
92. Sprmcandy - February 10, 2010 9:13 AM
C*U*T*E
93. TopCat - February 10, 2010 11:46 AM
@7
I agree. Yummy yummy
94. Jim - February 11, 2010 1:55 PM
Pic #7 = Skeet skeet skeet!
95. RogerB5 - February 13, 2010 2:26 PM
Very c-u-te , thanks
96. hassel - February 14, 2010 4:29 AM
ass i fuck
97. mamila - February 15, 2010 11:46 AM
nice ass
98. Pre Launch MLM - February 15, 2010 12:11 PM
looking lovely and looking gorgeous with healthy looking body. love to see her getting fresh air from filthy thing out here in LA. life is short go enjoy life what ever makes you happy.
99. Pre Launch MLM - February 15, 2010 12:12 PM
looking lovely and looking gorgeous with healthy looking body. love to see her getting fresh air from filthy thing out here in LA. life is short go enjoy life what ever makes you happy.
100. ERIS ESPINOZA - February 15, 2010 10:24 PM
hi Aniston, i was looking your body in that photos, but you are good throuh atmost with 40 years mom, if our god lord would like, i was going norther ok...
101. Tone - February 16, 2010 11:37 AM
Aw jen your so hot, your have a nice perfect peach ass. I would pound you non-stop from the back until i'm completely drained
102. visitors - February 17, 2010 3:26 AM
two thums up!! nice one.. nice pics!!