Tila Tequila was never engaged to Casey Johnson
Guess I probably should've stopped for a minute and realized the source of Tila Tequila's engagement claims was - whoops - Tila Tequila. (With an assist from Joe Francis.) NY Daily News reports:
Some insiders believe "Girls Gone Wild" pornmeister Joe Francis was the secret architect of the sad spectacle, which they say was designed to hype Tequila's Francis-financed Web site. Tila's assistant, Jessica Cohen, insists the video "had nothing to do with 'Girls Gone Wild.'" Francis' rep didn't return calls.
All I need to hear is that Joe Francis had sex with Tila Tequila and we're seriously looking at the trifecta of horrible decisions:
1. Finance a dating site run by an unholy elf who personally lodges VD in your urethra.
2. Pull a publicity stunt predicated on the fact that said elf has any credibility whatsoever.
3. Stick your penis in it. Even with a condom.
I'm a pretty sure a smarter business decision would've been to light a pile of cash on fire right before banging a mountain of rusty scrap metal. There's really no way Joe Francis wouldn't have come out ahead on that one. Fiscally and hygienically.
Thanks to Youarereported for his diligent efforts minding the shit-midget fence.
Reader Comments
1. PixelPerfect92 - January 10, 2010 8:52 PM
Surprise, surprise.
2. JamesToselandisGay - January 10, 2010 8:54 PM
I would split her in half with my penis. Other than that, she is a troll and a waste of breathe. RIP Casey.
3. PixelPerfect92 - January 10, 2010 8:54 PM
Fake lil midget.
4. timmy the dying boy - January 10, 2010 9:07 PM
All of this attention to this gnome almost makes me miss Heidi and Spencer. Those two are at least worth laughing at; Tila is just pathetic.
5. Scdo - January 10, 2010 9:20 PM
Tila is a slapper
6. ELEPHANTMAN!!! BITCHES!!! - January 10, 2010 9:32 PM
HAHAHA! # 2 is so right she does look like a TROLL! BITCHES!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~
7. Sexy Dresser - January 10, 2010 9:44 PM
Oh...Shocker! Really? Tila a Casey wern't madly in love and running away to another state so they could legally get married...all after one "date"?
8. valentines day gifts - January 10, 2010 9:50 PM
She looks so different, I mean look at her face closeup, I think she has to do proper makeup.
9. a2650415 - January 10, 2010 10:09 PM
What a vapid little cunt. She makes Paris Hilton look like Mother Teresa.
10. StEvec - January 10, 2010 10:10 PM
Pumpkin-headed dwarf-ho deserves nothing.
11. Balls McCoy - January 10, 2010 10:14 PM
I'm surprised. Someone must've read her the memo (because she probably can't) that she's supposed to be in mourning. (Tila: "Morning? But it's afternoon?") She's showing great restraint by not smiling to the paps or showing off her titties.
12. All in $1 - January 10, 2010 10:43 PM
She looks so hot and sexy
13. Courtyardpigeon - January 10, 2010 10:53 PM
Okay, they won't believe you if you keep smiling at the cameras, so cue...............................sad look.......go!
14. JoJo - January 10, 2010 10:55 PM
Her dog is awesome.
15. Mister Bored - January 10, 2010 11:02 PM
Please let this be the last of her 15 minutes of fame. PLEASE.
16. cc - January 10, 2010 11:30 PM
I'd be hard pressed to spend a day in this city and not find an asian girl about 10x better looking than her.
17. jose - January 10, 2010 11:35 PM
I didnt realize they got "engaged" after one date, but these pics are definetly more what Id expect from someone who lost a loved one. She a cute girl thats for sure, happy or sad.
18. toothepoint - January 10, 2010 11:42 PM
Fake stories, fake tits, fake engagement, fake reality tv show... is there anything genuine about this broad?
Or do people enjoy being continually lied to these days?
19. r4 dsi - January 11, 2010 12:09 AM
Thanks for the very nice post. I must say that now a days Tila Tequila is in news due to several reason . She must be behave like mature actor. Though she is very beautiful but she needs proper touch up.
20. hacksaw - January 11, 2010 12:09 AM
I'd still hit it.
21. Hedgehog - January 11, 2010 1:06 AM
I'd still hit it..... where's my shovel
22. Matrim - January 11, 2010 1:20 AM
She's one of the worst people in America. That is all.
@ 9> "Mother" Teresa was also a horrible person, just thought you should know.
23. Roc - January 11, 2010 1:42 AM
@22 Matrim - I hope you enjoy hell. .
24. martin van buren - January 11, 2010 1:57 AM
does she make money doing what she does? and... what does she do?
25. martin van buren - January 11, 2010 1:59 AM
does she make money doing what she does? and... what does she do?
26. Force Factor - January 11, 2010 2:10 AM
Really...Tila is not engaged,she is my favorite and when i heard her engaged new s i am depressed and now i will happy that she is single and i have chace to impress her for a date.
27. Please just expire - January 11, 2010 2:15 AM
Can someone please off tila "vietcong hooker" tequila? This midget cunt's continuing to breath is an affront to all humanity.
28. Kill it before it multiplies - January 11, 2010 2:18 AM
This twat is a walking sperm receptacle. That's all she's good for...
29. NFL Draft - January 11, 2010 2:29 AM
her visor has many little dot~~~~
30. Nameless - January 11, 2010 2:50 AM
Is this bitch a dogwalker when she's not whoring for a webcam or myspace? Every other photo of her, it seems she holding/walking a different damn dog.
31. Vanquish - January 11, 2010 3:16 AM
I won't deny the fact that she's pretty. I'd love to spread her buttcheeks and slip my penis in her, but that's about it. She's such a horrible person without a shred of conscience.
/horny
32. terri - January 11, 2010 4:20 AM
of course tila would lie about this she is a fame whore
33. Doc Schweinstrudel - January 11, 2010 4:48 AM
Who let the dog out??? Who Who Who
34. looks like an ugly bratz doll - January 11, 2010 6:36 AM
she is so fucking lame and looks weathered for an azn girl
35. Gail - January 11, 2010 7:36 AM
Aaaaannnnndddd yet here everybody is still talking about her. How about IGNORING her completely?? Forget she exists. Negative publicity is still publicity.
36. Darth - January 11, 2010 8:33 AM
Is this really true!? Bad,badder,baddest.It's as bad as taking advantage of the vulnerabilty of old aged disabled people.
37. Doc Schweinstrudel - January 11, 2010 8:36 AM
Talk about effects of global whoring..
38. Gando - January 11, 2010 8:38 AM
How do we explain that 'golden' engagement dress and diamant ring? It looked pretty real to me.
39. Boogeyman King Dong - January 11, 2010 8:46 AM
Da fact is that CJ spent time in Tequila gurl's house only dressed in her undies.That looks pretty much like 'engagement behaviour' to me.
40. Rhialto - January 11, 2010 9:04 AM
Hmm... My deep psychological knowledge and insights are telling me that there's,indeed (@39+40),more going on than only a publicity stunt.CJ's dogs were left by herself in Tequila's house as well.
41. J - January 11, 2010 9:39 AM
Shawn Merriman should have squeezed harder.
42. J - January 11, 2010 9:46 AM
Media whore. Attention whore. Famewhore.
See the connection?
The 15 minutes is long gone and this
no-talent fuckwit is still whoring.
There is absolutely NO depth this miserable
troll bitch will sink to in order to prolong her
"celebrity" status.
Beyond a set of tits, a vagina and a worn out
pooper and maybe some oral skills, I can't
see why anyone would waste their time with
this dishrag whore.
Ms Tila...you are not a star. Your whore fame comes
from being on reality TV (an oxymoron) and showing your
tits, ass and vag.
You will NEVER be anything more that fap fodder.
The next time your mouth opens, a cock should be entering
or exiting.
43. Live Cam Girls - January 11, 2010 10:29 AM
"Tila Tequila pretending she hates the paparazzi now"
lol my first thought when i saw her 'angry' look before i clicked the pic.
44. toothepoint - January 11, 2010 10:38 AM
@35
AMEN!
45. Superbiggerevil - January 11, 2010 10:58 AM
Little gook whore with pussy smelling of kimchee....
46. SLAP CHOP - January 11, 2010 11:53 AM
YOU JUST GOT SLAP CHOPPED.
So, is everyone still 'luuuuuving' her now?
47. Alli Watermelon - January 11, 2010 12:01 PM
She looks so sad....the girl needs help. Seriously.
48. Val - January 11, 2010 2:06 PM
This girls pathetic. Thats all the effort I'll give to her. Now, more importantly.... Awww, cute doggie!
49. shil beally - January 11, 2010 2:06 PM
the tan line stopping just above the wrist is a bit strange :\
50. Sexually Transmitted Data - January 11, 2010 4:39 PM
Wasn't Joe Francis the one who gave Paris Hilton Herpes to begin with?
I think Francis is probably more diseased than Tequila, but what do I know?
51. marie e. - January 11, 2010 5:52 PM
you fell for it. but now no one will believe a word she says!
52. The Clap - January 11, 2010 6:56 PM
@ 42... Thank you. You summed it up exquisitely.
53. Captain Walker - January 11, 2010 11:21 PM
Everyone in this story is pathetic including SFW and you and that pap in the photo with her who looks like john travolta in that new movie needs to have his clock cleaned.
54. Yeyé - January 12, 2010 1:26 AM
HUUUFFF....KE FEA KE ES LA HDP!!!!!PUAJJJ!!!
55. conscience_lost - January 12, 2010 7:47 PM
Gaysian.
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is her hed really that big? yuk...
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