Tila Tequila is a 'Messenger from God'

OK, it's officially time to retire the Herve Leger f*ing bandage dress!!!

SHES TOTALLY BATSHIT!

She has some type of psychiatric disorder. ::typing this with jello on my ass::

I bet sex with this broad would be amazing.

Crazy/unstable chicks are always the best fucks. Hands down.

I'm just shocked as shit she knows the difference between "then" and "than"...
What a friggin headcase.

Somone hacking her account maybe?

if that is what i have to look forward to in heaven, i will pass thank you.

...wait wait, unless she is from the idiot heaven! of course! there has to be a jackass heaven on the side, otherwise all the assholes too ignorant to be held responsible would be cramping the style of regular heaven.

it all makes sense now!

72% of the females i've encountered so far today are more attractive than this woman. am i missing something here?

... holy fuck...

I wish this cuntassbitch would just choke on a dick and die.

I always envisioned angels to be taller, not have tats or fake breasts.

With her size, she more like a cherub...but with an std.

ow she's going on about some baby and how her brother's baby is now hers or something.. also i think she mentioned leaving the earth or something because her identity is revealed? think she's gonna off herself? fingers crossed!

now she's going on about some baby and how her brother's baby is now hers or something.. also i think she mentioned leaving the earth or something because her identity is revealed? think she's gonna off herself? fingers crossed!

Were she not a basket case to begin with, I could start to have an ounce of pity for her. Some people handle tragedy and grief better than others, and if you're as greedy for attention as this one is, your mind is constantly playing ping pong between trying to deal with the reality of the situation, and milking it for all it's worth. What I find most notable is that she seems to have zero support. Granted, anyone that could've possibly loved her and wanted what was best for her was probably shat on by her in her quest to make her 15 minutes last forever. But there seems to be absolutely nobody looking out for her better interests, telling her to put the kibosh on the tweeting and the revealing outfits and just being in public in general.

timbo - that's hilarious. I think you are right on...a disease filled cherub is more like it.

She's from Neptune.

Tila, there are some nice men in white coats at the door, they'd like to talk with you.

You know, I thought the one good thing about the quake in Haiti was that it took all the media attention away from Tila, but I guess I was wrong, she found something else crazy to do....

hahaha you can see the shape of her implants on her left boob... lies about no surgery. i didn't kno natural boobs were rigid.

I remember this chick when she worked at TCBY Yogurt down on Westminster Blvd (aka the Ho Chi Mihn Trail)

The head shaving & attacks with umbrellas are going to start sooner than u think. (I'm off to go make popcorn 'cause this is going to be fun.)

The head shaving & attacks with umbrellas are going to start sooner than u think. (I'm off to go make popcorn 'cause this is going to be fun.)

She is a classic Bi-Polar whack-a-do. Someone please bludgeon her now!

Will someone get this chick some lithium please!

finally she hid that gigantic forehead of hers. damn brontosaurus.

look at her twitter ...its even worse now, she hasn't stopped >.>

"That is the big news. Its no longer my brother's baby as Surrogate mother. It is MY very own baby. Yes. MINE. Jayden came back to his Mommy!" that poor thing....

I bet the Christians are kind of baffled as they probably thought the second coming of Jesus would be in a much different form....... at least a dude rocking a beard. oh well, the lord works in mysterious ways.

Oink.

Total bat shit crazy.
She is stealing oxygen from those of us that deserve it, every second of everyday.
Please off yourself already.

you would think the Johnson family would have enough money to take care of this problem. i volunteer my services.

anybody recognize the term 5150?

"it will all end very soon. Sooner than u think." Wait, so it will all end sooner than 2012? Oh well, we only had two years max left anyway. Existence had a pretty good run. Catch you all on the flipside.

An angel who landed on her head.

isnt that the plot of a nicholas cage movie??

wait.... falling in love with another angel being forbidden.... isnt that the plot to Hancock pretty much? So not only is she crazy as hell, but she has to steal her ramblings from a movie?

If it was a hot woman who was this crazy, id probably have an erection now.... ok so i do now, but thats from something else i swear!

She has finally gone completely crazy!

She's a shoe-in to replace Paula Abdul for being crazy.

she great.

this is how crazy folk talk before they off themselves

Enough is enough, someone shank this bitch...

You really gotta be kiddin'... i'm sure she doesn't even know where is Haiti..

she full of shh..

but i'd bet she has to be a great fck~!

You really gotta be kiddin'... i'm sure she doesn't even know where is Haiti..

she full of shh..

but i'd bet she has to be a great fck~!

Time to OD and join your angel. Your work here is done. Just a couple more pills baby. Thaaaat's it.

Enough of this crazy bitch. Please!

@16 - Neptune's atmosphere is almost totally helium and hydrogen. Tila likely needs oxygen to survive... Idiot.

Does ANGEL mean Asian, Nympho, Greedy, Evil, Leprechaun?

wow. this is unsettling. this woman is clearly extremely mentally ill.

My ex-boyfriend thought he was an angel put on Earth. He dated a girl after me and they both thought they were angels (FORBIDDEN according to Tila). Then he took some PCP and jumped naked off a balcony, committing suicide. True story.

#49, that's an awesome story.

#18, this website hardly qualifies as "media attention"

now if you'll excuse me, as Lucipher, I have to vacate a torture chamber for Ms. Tequila... she booked one for "sometime next weekend".

#49, that's an awesome story.

#18, this website hardly qualifies as "media attention"

now if you'll excuse me, as Lucifer, I have to vacate a torture chamber for Ms. Tequila... she booked one for "sometime next weekend".

There's an easy way to join your angel, you vietcong hooker. Just walk onto the freeway. That's right; she's waiting on the right hand of god for you. Just ignore the headlights and the honking horns. Walk NOW!

I tried to share this on facebook. When I tried to do it from the front page, using the link right under the article, it posted the Jersey Shore story instead. When I clicked the link to come to this page and then tried the "share this" function again, it linked to the right story, but with the picture of Carrie Prejean. What the heck?

isn't that the plot to hancock? hope i don't ruin the movie for anyone

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Official Tila "vietcong hooker" tequila theme song:

"Oh, me so horny,
oh, me so horny,
oh, me so horny,
me love you long time..."

Ever seen the Asian girl scene in Hostel?

I wonder how much it would cost to have them kidnap Tila for me.

Who does she think she is, Kara Thrace? What the hell?

I would like to apologize for creating this mess. I didn't do it directly you understand. While I take credit for igniting the spark that created the soup that eventually crawled from the ocean to become chimps and homo sapiens, that's where my influence ends. You see, it's all about evolution. It can take many paths through the forest so to speak. So when smart, beautiful people fuck, they are likely to produce more smart, beautiful people. But when some hillbilly rubs his boneless piss hose against a tree and manages to blow a load of kink-tailed cave fish into a knothole, you never know what you'll get. In this case, Tila Tequila. The beauty of my system is that it works in both directions. It's pretty entertaining really. If this bitch ever has babies, you can bet the downward spiral has begun. I see lizard-queen in her future. Anyhow, she doesn't know shit about God or Jesus. Trust me.

God just told you that so he could do your blow.

cute dress

She looks good in this dress I must say better than her usual wear of jeans and T shirt.

I hope this stupid spoiled whore doesn't off herself (or attempt to) while this crisis in Haiti is going on. People have real problems, and most ADHD USAers will forget all about them if this happens.
Please God, no.

"God took the Love of my Life away from me because I promised him that I was only here to do my job...The minute I fell in love with another Angel, I stopped..." - And went back to being a fake lesbian on a reality show no one with a three digit I.Q. watches, because that's gods divine plan to help the world.

PALIN / TEQUILA 2012

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Tila: Fuckwit. Attention whore. Nutjob. Psychobitch. Has been.
Media whore. Idiot. Skankwhore. Dumbass.
Mentally deficient. Whore. Freak.

Let's play "Guess the white powder"!

Why in HELL is anyone talking about her?

Stop reporting and she'll go back to working at Dad's MiniMart...

Wow Tila is looking so much pretty in this hair style . I don't know why every alternate day superficial post pics of her. She has taken a lot of attention of everybody.

I hope she's next on gods shitlist.

This twat is a pathological attention slutting liar.

1) The Johnson family has already established that Casey Johnson HATED tila "Me so horny" tequila.
2) Casey Johnsons friends indicated that she told them HATED the vietcong hooker.
3) Tila tequila ADMITTED that this was all bullshit to get attention; casey probably played along to get coke money.
4) This whole "we were in love" thing was a putup job by that asshole from girls gone wild, to promote a dating website.

So, why does this herpes infected whore continue with the "I wuved my wifey" obvious bullshit? Because she's delusional, a pathological liar, batshit crazy & attention starved. This cunt deserves a serious face breaking beatdown; someone please beat her with a baseball bat...

Another homely Asian girl who thinks she's better looking than she is because some guys have an Asian fetish or want to say they had an Asian . The End.

@ 43. Jplox ...You'll find as you wander through life that people will be more apt to take you seriously if you learn to FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH!

@ 68. r4...Ditto!

It's heartbreaking seeing Tila looking so ravaged by grief and sorrow. And how tasteful of her to wear that somber red dress, no doubt to remind her of her lost love's menstrual blood. What a trouper!

She looks like a drag queen in these pictures, albeit a very tiny one.

"PALIN / TEQUILA 2012"

Listening to the crap that comes out of her mouth, I'd say it's PALIN/TEQUILA 24/7. ;)

sexy red

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She's insane, she's an idiot and her head looks like a Goomba from Super Mario Brothers.

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i hope she switches back to men and hooks up with chris brown - people might feel differently about domestic violence

I thought in the bible, lesbian/gay is an abomination... This girl needs to be committed for realz.

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