Madonna wants to get pregnant

Oh god, why?

First!!! and Oh, Hell No!!! is she bored with adoptions???

Okay, why is it that when "friends" are quoted in these stories they always sound like bits from bad melodramas? Can anyone seriously imagine Madonna saying something as cheesy as "I have endless love in my heart for another child?"

The pictures alone could be worth a few million and think of the free publicity.

Never mind the kid, what about that cash!

Although the elderly woman may have endless love in her heart, her uterus does not endlessly produce viable eggs. Women who have children past their late 30's are either ignorant or self gratifying grannies clinging to the illusion that life is not short and that they can somehow restore their viability with just one more child.
Life is very short Madonna and although you have pumped yourself up in the gym and have had innumerable plastic surgeries performed to hide the ravages of time, you will not escape the pain and suffering of being old.
Do not do this!

why don't she adopt some Haitian kids, huh? oh, I see, they're not as exotic as some nig form africa

can the undead procreate???? just curious.

He has his own name tattooed on his back.

She's not having children.

She's producing minions......

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When did she get another one? She only has 3 they never gave her custody of the little Malawian girl.

Madonna and Brazilian Jesus to have baby. Hahaha!

I have to say Madonna is lookin good. Her daughter looks like she'll be an attractive girl in the future as well.

#8 I'm still processing this too.

he really does look like Diego.... :)

I really don't think her new boy-toy is that sexy. He has scary eyes. I guess some men will do anyone for a little money/fame.

Madonna better becareful, Jesus might fancy that hottie of a daughter!

If you look at his pictures. 1 eye is differently alighned and shaped as the other and in his future he is a strong candidate to have, and probably will, have gynecomastia.

Unless she's the Second Coming of Abraham's wife, Sara, she shouldn't be having another baby at her age.

if their child is born towards 2012 then it all makes sense..

Who is gonna fall on this old-timey grenade?

What in THE HELL is this faggot wearing? HAHAHAHA....What does he have pencils and crayons in those little fag pouches?

I thought she was convert to jew, why she wear it the cross now?

Madonna and Jesus want to have a kid? Who are we to stand in the way of that?!

Arm covers, good move +1 Madonna.

"Brazilian Jesus, who at 22 is less than half Madge's age, has told her that becoming a father would be "his greatest adventure".

his Greatest adventure hey, that line would sound fantastic if it didn't come from a peter pan move,

A-thank you

"Brazilian Jesus, who at 22 is less than half Madge's age, has told her that becoming a father would be "his greatest adventure".

his Greatest adventure hey, that line would sound fantastic if it didn't come from a peter pan movie,

A-thank you

Didn't she complete her set of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse with that last kid?

"MADONNA" wants kids with "JESUS".
Everyone realizes that Madonna is the name for Jesus' (you know, the big JC) MOM. Bahahaha. This is wrong on so many levels.

Sorry, Madonna. You're too old. Your womb is as barren as the Sahara.

51 years old - give it a rest

Take care of the ones you have now

For fucks sake, when does this nasty ego maniac become irrelevant already? I'm sick of looking at her face.

Who the hell tattoos their own name on their back?

im sure all of brazillian jesus's sperm packed up and left town when madonna first started hangin around brazillian jesus.

51 years old - give it a rest

Take care of the ones you have now

51 years old - give it a rest

Take care of the ones you have now

#5: eggs aren't produced by the uterus but never mind that. If Madonna wants to become pregnant, medical technology will provide the means. And guess what!!! She'll have twins like so many other over-the-hill celebutards who opted for parenthood in middle age. And she'll deliver them by scheduled c-section at the 7-and-a-half-month point to minimize stretch marks.
How selfish is that?

She kinda looks like that Rachael Maddow dude in drag.

Its much easier if he and her daughter lourdes (couple of years ahead) give her a grandchild dont you think? lol

Hey, Father Time, my mother was 43 when I was born. I'm insulted by your ignorance and delusions.

Hey, Father Time, my mother was 43 when I was born. I'm insulted by your ignorance and delusions.

Why does this horrible woman have to wear opera gloves? >:( It's my goddamn kryptonite.
Why can't younger hotter women pull that shit. Kill me.

As far as her face goes, I'm shocked how really good she looks for her age. Her plastic surgeon makes her look like herself, just younger, something apparently beyond most of them.

Well you have to admit, surgery or no surgery she looks f. amazing for her age. What is she a vampire! Doesn't she fucking age! Look at her body damn!

Having a child over the age of 40 denotes ignorance of the parents. Always. The health risk to the children are monumental.
#40 you are not at all fine, you are British and the only hot thing about you is the fever in your mouth from your rotting teeth.
Wanting to have a child 11 years past the age of 40 illustrates this hag's sense of false youth. Plastic surgery does not truly make one look younger, only like they have had surgery. You can't hide aging other than in photoshopping.

I am always pursuing you to the grave. I am waiting for you. Every day you deteriorate a little more than the day before. Your children grow up so fast! And to think that it was only a series of yesterdays ago that you and your mate were young and in love! Now you are aged and waiting to die.

Death.

This isn't about the joy of having a baby. This is all about mawhorea wanting to make an arrogant, self serving statement that "I can do whatever I want, whenever I want". This woman is a cold, calculating, ultra-competitive manipulator; she does NOTHING without analyzing it first to see how she can turn it to her best advantage & get the most publicity; she's the original attention whore. I'm sure, if her kept boy toy Jesus knocks her up, she'll try to set a record for the most amount of money paid for magazine front cover pics...

She is such a HORSE FACED BUFFOON...

Those young hot chicks behind him don't seem too interested in him. He's just another stupid metrosexual.

when will she see that the dark roots, dark eyeliner and pink lipstick makes her look older?

it is hard to see a control freak resist aging gracefully.

those seat cushions stuffed in her cheeks look hard as rocks.

She needs the stem cells for future proofing her career.

She looks more and more drag-ish by the day.

I could easily see this Jesus douche starting to make the moves on Lourdes, when she's of legal age of course.....he would if he was smart, Lourdes will be the cash cow once Madollar kicks the bucket...

shes looking good for 60!

Chippendales version of Go! Diego! Go! Hilarious!!

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I can picture her spreadin' 'em, only to have moths fly out. Kinda like my wallet.

let's see - madonna hasn't been in the news for a few days since she announced with great fanfare that she was giving $250,000 to haiti..

Can't wait for the artificially inseminated litter to pop out.

I agree with #38- could you imagine when Lourdes gets older what a pretty baby she could make with this guy? I'm 40 but my baby bearing days are long over for sure. I don't care how good Madonna's outsides look, those ovaries are like raisins and the eggs have turned to powder by now.

She does look good for her age, though.

There is no way that guy isn't gay.

Madonna must be reading this site, at least she covered up those hideous veiny arms! If she does have another kid, it will belng to Jesus and Lourdes.

lourdes looks like a young kim kardashian, with braces and still pretty decent.... i wonder how she ll turn out to be when she ll be 18 lol !!
Mad Donna in the other hand... might be getting senile, she s waaaaay to old to have children and date a man half her age !! I think she should focus on the children she stole, bought, adopted in africa ! and give more money to haiti if she wants press attention ! 250 000 bucks only madge !!!???? after 23 years of "succesful" career, selling millions of albums in the world ? Stingy old hag.. LEt your daughter date jesus, they make a better couple !

A. Artificial insemination. The 50-60 yr old moms exist.

B. Is everyone missing the point? Obviously, if he fathers a child with her (and she is that much older), he will have a handle on her fortune. Even if her children are the sole heirs, he would probably be the child's caretaker till it was 18 and then who wouldn't give dear old dad a few grand a month when the money just flows?

The mag covers and publicity are good points, so is the selfish procedure she'd probably take but "the greatest adventure" he could ever take is the journey to wealth.

"why don't she adopt some Haitian kids, huh? oh, I see, they're not as exotic as some nig form africa "

Some "nig"?! What an ugly thing to say. Hate Madonna to your heart's content, but why do you call yourself "HelpHaiti" with that kind of attitude?

WOW! Another virgin birth!

Madonna has the money to get all the IVF treatment in the world to help her have a baby at 51. If 60 some year old women can still have babies why not. Men are such haters when it comes to women and pregnancy and women who started having babies when they were 15 are jealous they had to start so soon because they didn't want to be 'old' mothers. Madonna is young at heart and has a hot boyfriend. If she wants another child go for it.

He is actually being very smart. He can go ahead and secure his financial future if he fathers a child with her. Selfish and greedy, but smart. I can't stand Madonna...she seems very self absorbed and fake.

He is actually being very smart. He can go ahead and secure his financial future if he fathers a child with her. Selfish and greedy, but smart. I can't stand Madonna...she seems very self absorbed and fake.

Who the hell are you kidding? Father Time is a fat fuck.

25 years later and we're STILL talking about MADONNA!!! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE SUPERSTAR!! only a handful of stars can stay hot for this long!!!

God he is hot, I would so hit that, but, what kind or moron tattoos his own name on his body? LOL

Who cares. The sooner Madonna is gone from the scene the better. To me she is not beautiful

She is TOO OLD.

Does she want CANCER like Elizabeth Edwards?

She's past her sell-by date....she should hook up with Gary Busey...he's past his, too.....

i could careless. i also think that madonna would eat live maggets on live tv if she thought it would get her name in the news.

If you really want to look at it, she already has a fourth child. Isn't he just a few years older than her daughter?

men have babies at 51, nobody says anything. she could use an egg donor, no problem. now whether parenting with a 22 year old makes sense, I don't know. not for me to judge, though.

Father Time's momma was probably 13 when she shat him, and so he thinks everyone past 30 is washed up. Newsflash - Madonna has earned more wealth than you will ever see in your miserable life. She has more talent than you ever dreamed of wasting. And here's the best part - she probably doesn't even think about what losers think of her, because she is too busy WINNING.

-A huge fan

The retarded lad can have children long after the grim reaper comes for Madonna. Maybe he's not so dumb afterall. Since Madge's eggs are too old I bet she harvests them from Lourdes. I would put nothing past her.

Women over 40 have healthy babies all the time. I am so tired of people saying that women over 40 will have problems, many do not and use their own eggs. I have a friend whose mother was 50 when she was born and she is a computer genius. Down syndrome and all of the other problems hit mothers who have children in their 20s and 30 too. In fact many young mothers in their 20s have more problems.

@6: Just WTF

TO ALL THE ABOVE GOT GET A LIFE BECAUSE I GUESS YOU HAVE NO OTHER THING TO DO BUT WASTE YOUR TIME SPREADING GARBAGE OUT OF YOUR BRAIN GO AND START DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE INSTEADBRING SOMETHING GOOD TO THIS WORLD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THaqzuKjgRI

You all forgot one main thing: She is not MARRIED to this young playboy, and it won't last. It's all about LUST in the beginning, and this will not go any further than a sexual relationship. Grow up people! Now, if she wants to marry him and be legal and not fornicate in the eyes of GOD, then she can have invitro just like all these others women having problems concieving. BUT, not that Madonna is OLD, excuse me assholes, 51 is NOT OLD, just means baby making time is done, by our biological time clocks, that's all. Who in the hell are you people to judge anyway. You all need to get a life and quit being jealous. Espesilly you F*&%$*# MEN. U can have the kids all you one at a OLD age But women can't, that's NOT OK, for MEN and it is all one sided. That is so dam messed up, but that is the way it is b/c the WOMEN has to be able to take care of the kid at an older age. Men, just gets their rocks off and then walk away like F&^%@#* lions. OH, NO WAIT! at least the lions stick around for their offspring. This guy will get bored and move on to the next just like a nasty DOG. If she did get pg the kid would be fatherless within 1 yr. Sick world!!

WTF? She's gonna be a grandma within a few years. What is she trying to do compete with Octomom & Kate. Oh yes Madge - you are so young and flexible and you can bend up and smell your crotch with all your famous yoga moves.... now show us another "trick" and squat out another kid (who will no doubtedly be taken away from his father like all the others) Heads up Jesus!

WTF? She's gonna be a grandma within a few years. What is she trying to do compete with Octomom & Kate. Oh yes Madge - you are so young and flexible and you can bend up and smell your crotch with all your famous yoga moves.... now show us another "trick" and squat out another kid (who will no doubtedly be taken away from his father like all the others) Heads up Jesus!

1st the name on his back is to remind his male lovers what his name is cause no straight man would wear that in public. 2ndly, Madonna should concentrate on her current children and her recurring marital and fidelity issues and stop having additional children, she can't seem to stay married long enough to raise one child which are in truth nurtured by nannies not her personally. I've seen her in NYC. Rarely, do I see her with her kids. She now has what 2 men to contend with 3 children. Take away her money and she sounds more like a welfare mother tragedy with multiple fathers. Why does wealth seemingly erase the need to be responsible for what you do in your life. I love your music but boy Grrl you are one f'#@ked up person in your personal life.

She has always been crazy what new about this! She needs to get Brittany Spears to Father her child! That just as crazy, as she is can't happen. She have nothing but the fun of trying. Ann Joiner

O my lord......the family should be looking into putting Madonna in a nursing home or at least help the poor woman find her clothes before she heads out. Instead they let her parade around in her underwear!.......lol

What baby would want to be breast fed on powdered milk???

Lose the Luz, Madge. Hell, the guy needed a fake ID two years ago!!

Jezuz haz droppy nipz. Needz to workout. Blezzed be the prophet with firm aureolez.

I can just see this bitch coughing up a dust ball out of her snatch and calling it Jesus Jr. The stupid Brazilian fuck will probably believer her, and start dressing it in trashy south American apparel. Got to hand it to Madge though, her not-so-hard-earned money bought her a prime piece of ass. Droopy nips aside. Keep 'em dumb and hot honey, and switch him out with a younger model when he turns 25.

When the hell is her daughter going to start looking good? Christ, remember those unibrow & mustache photos?

CUNT

I am 45 years old, and I had my third daughter last April. We all thought I was in menopause, but she was definitely a surprise. I had my other two at 35 and 38 years old. Women do have children over 40, but in my case it is probably pretty rare. I thought my baby days were over too.

You are just a bunch of LOSERS!

What a slunt. She should have her vagina sewn shut. No more creatures from this things body should be allowed to escape.

When is she finally gonna go away?

Wait... Isn't her uterus like mummified? Seriously how old is too old to shoot another baby out of your vag?