Doutzen Kroes in a bikini
Here's Doutzen Kroes relaxing in St. Barts yesterday and I had no idea Victoria's Secret lets its models scale walls. Or that they even could. I always thought the rule of thumb is they should have enough body fat to trot down a beach, but not enough to lift anything heavier than a Triscuit. Now I'm not saying Doutzen isn't a beautiful woman, but without rules there's nothing to separate us from that cat who can drive a car on YouTube. -- You're not better than me!

Reader Comments
1. Taz - January 28, 2010 11:57 AM
mmmmmmmm yes please
2. sam - January 28, 2010 12:00 PM
wait fish are you trying to say shes fat ?!? BAHAHAHAHA
3. Richard McBeef - January 28, 2010 12:01 PM
do her titties point in opposite directions?
4. Melissa - January 28, 2010 12:05 PM
Dear Mr. Fish,
Is this jowl week?
Best,
Melissa
5. HRH - January 28, 2010 12:05 PM
Triscuits are super loaded with calories/fat. One should give her enough fuel to climb a wall.
6. joho777 - January 28, 2010 12:05 PM
There must be more photographers than bikinis on St. Barts. They should spray for them, try to thin the infestation down a little.
7. lisa - January 28, 2010 12:11 PM
is she engaged?
8. SiennaB - January 28, 2010 12:16 PM
shes so sexy
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10. zzzz - January 28, 2010 12:21 PM
yawn.
looks like she eats an extra helping of bland flakes.
11. abg - January 28, 2010 12:24 PM
Just goes to show you, Photoshop is King. Outside the Victoria's Secret catalog, she look...gasp...NORMAL. She's beautiful like she is. Why do they have to 'shop the hell out of EVERYONE???
12. Fat Chicks Suck - January 28, 2010 12:25 PM
I don't get it? What does body fat have to do with strength? Michael Jordan had around 4% body fat in his prime - this chick is probably closer to 15%. You think she's 3 times as strong as Jordan was?
13. Holland - January 28, 2010 12:39 PM
Doutzen is GORGEOUS, VS should hire more women like her!
14. Rough's morning wood - January 28, 2010 12:50 PM
What are you getting @fish? Try to be vague again about Dozen Krows hottest. Ill have you pick up Ambrozio out a Brazilian inmate male beauty pageant...how dare you!
15. oooaaahhh - January 28, 2010 12:51 PM
I even put up this high wall and she still finds a way to get my door! Me likey.
16. i like em fat - January 28, 2010 12:57 PM
What a fatass! jowls too! someone must have told her there was free fried chicken on the other side of that wall she jumped.
17. lololololol - January 28, 2010 1:05 PM
total butterface and although she isn't really fat i can't believe she's a vs model.
18. Cristina - January 28, 2010 1:07 PM
For having so much fluff in her lower half, she doesn't have much for boobs, and they look long and droopy
19. tone - January 28, 2010 1:17 PM
tbh this girl has a better body than most VS models. She has tits and ass. and
that is what men want. She is no where near fat. Britney Spears is fat, and everyone always gushes about how great she looks, yet call this supermodel
fat? lol people on here make me laugh.
20. name - January 28, 2010 1:25 PM
shes got a nice bod, i like her more than the other vs chicks
21. SO RIGHT - January 28, 2010 1:40 PM
"but without rules there's nothing to separate us from that cat who can drive a car on YouTube"
HILARIOUS!!!!
22. christian louboutin - January 28, 2010 1:59 PM
Making a movie, record or even a band with a type 2 diabetic is a real pain in the ass. Its worse then a drug addict
These people get horrible mood swings, get batshit crazy, never sleep and have to stop, bitch, eat and pee every hour.
Its months of pure insaniety on the set or in the studio
23. christian louboutin - January 28, 2010 2:01 PM
Just goes to show you, Photoshop is King. Outside the Victoria's Secret catalog, she look...gasp...NORMAL. She's beautiful like she is. Why do they have to 'shop the hell out of EVERYONE???
24. Police Chase Videos - January 28, 2010 2:32 PM
looking hot!
25. sickitten - January 28, 2010 2:53 PM
Bad pics here, but I must say, this girl is just genetically HOT.
26. Maximus - January 28, 2010 3:27 PM
Don't know if I think she's that pretty really (at least in these pictures), but, that said... wow.
27. Johnny Cash - January 28, 2010 3:39 PM
Yawn, who cares about used nigga lovers...
28. Adelia - January 28, 2010 4:14 PM
"she doesn't have much for boobs, and they look long and droopy"
LOL I can tell you're not really a woman "Cristina", too used to the fake tits or girls wearing push up bras that push their tits to their necks. She has real tits and she has a loose bikini on - that's what her tits would look like with her top off. Which is perfectly normal, especially for a girl who obviously has to watch her weight.
29. gotmilk? - January 28, 2010 4:53 PM
i dont' know who this is, but she's walking a fine line of looking too much like Denise Richards. That's not a good thing. My bulldog is cuter than her.
30. Jennifer - January 28, 2010 5:18 PM
Oh my I have a lesbian crush on her. If I could take her and Bar, and mix them together....
31. Steve O - January 28, 2010 5:21 PM
"4. Melissa - January 28, 2010 12:05 PM
Dear Mr. Fish,
Is this jowl week?
Best,
Melissa
"
Dear Cunt,
Fuck off, shes much hotter than you will ever be.
Regards,
Everyone
"29. gotmilk? - January 28, 2010 4:53 PM
i dont' know who this is, but she's walking a fine line of looking too much like Denise Richards. That's not a good thing. My bulldog is cuter than her.
"
That explains why you keep impregnating her, I imagine. But hey, to each his own
32. Nameless - January 28, 2010 5:28 PM
Fat? Jowls? Some of you people are f--ing nuts! This chick is hot and didn't have to spend $200K and have 10 procedures done in a day.
33. Jesus fuckin CHRIST! - January 28, 2010 5:48 PM
I want a Doutzen Kroes too, GODDAMIT.
34. peoples inquirer - January 28, 2010 5:53 PM
No seriously,
Miranda kerr vs Doutzen Kroes vs Petra Nemcova vs Bar Refaeli vs Odette Yustman
Who wins? (besides the lucky sons o'bitches who bang them)
35. miku - January 28, 2010 6:23 PM
I'd have 7 kids with her.
36. Movie Goer - January 28, 2010 6:39 PM
If you painted her blue she would be an Avatar.
37. Melissa - January 28, 2010 6:44 PM
Dear Steve O,
Why are you so angry? Is she your mom? Give her my best.
Apologies,
Melissa
38. snapple dapple - January 28, 2010 6:44 PM
Good, finally a VS model who doesn't look like a holocaust victim with a glowing tan.
Nice, pert, REAL figure - not fat at all, and not a rack of bones.
39. lololololol - January 28, 2010 6:52 PM
fuck this stupid butterfaced cunt...next!!!
40. just sayin' - January 28, 2010 7:00 PM
this chick totally destroys Bar
41. gen - January 28, 2010 7:09 PM
Melissa- you're not really funny. You'll want to stop doing those annoying "Dear --" posts.
42. Stupid - January 28, 2010 8:38 PM
Doutzen Kroes (pronounced Dow-tzen Crew-s) (born January 23, 1985 in Eastermar, the Netherlands) is a Dutch model and currently one of the Victoria's Secret Angels.
Kroes was born in the town of Eastermar, in the province of Friesland, the Netherlands. After graduating high school (HAVO), she sent snapshots to modeling agency Paparazzi in Amsterdam.
Kroes has been featured on the covers of Time, Vogue, Harper's Bazaar, Seventeen, Elle, Marie Claire, Glamour, W, Avantgarde, Dazed & Confused and Numéro. She also appears regularly in the Victoria's Secret catalog and walked the runway of the company's fashion show in 2005, 2006, 2008 and 2009. Kroes's campaigns include Gucci, Tommy Hilfiger, Escada, Dolce & Gabbana, Valentino, Versace, Hugo Boss, Guerlain, Bottega Veneta, De Beers, Escada, GAP, Gianfranco Ferre, and Neiman Marcus. In August 2005, she was named spokesmodel for the Calvin Klein "Eternity" fragrance campaign, replacing American actress Scarlett Johansson, and, in April 2006, she signed a three-year contract with L'Oréal Paris.
In 2005, Kroes was selected as "Model of The Year" on Vogue.com by readers and was featured on the cover of the May 2007 issue with Hilary Rhoda, Caroline Trentini, Raquel Zimmermann, Sasha Pivovarova, Agyness Deyn, Coco Rocha, Jessica Stam, Chanel Iman, and Lily Donaldson as the new crop of "supermodels." Along with several of these models, she appeared in the 2008 Pirelli Calendar.
In July 2007, earning at an estimated total of $4.9 million in the past twelve months, Forbes named Kroes fourteenth in the list of the World's 15 Top-Earning Supermodels. In April 2008, she soared to the fifth position, with an estimated income of $6 million.. In May 2009 Forbes named Kroes fifth again in the list of the World's 15 Top- Earning Supermodels.
Kroes also is in the official Frisian provincial campaign for the West Frisian language which is her mother tongue.
In 2006, Omrop Fryslân made a documentary about Kroes. Piter Claus follows Kroes during the fashion week in Milan. The documentary won a NL-Award for best regional documentary.
Doutzen Kroes received the Lifetime Achievement Award, part of the Dutch Model Awards, in Amsterdam on May 12, 2009. The jury praised her achievements at her age.
At the end of August 2008, Victoria's Secret confirmed to People magazine that Kroes was to be the newest Victoria's Secret Angel. Her first campaign as the brand's newest Angel is "Supermodel Obsession", alongside Adriana Lima. In September 2009, she signed to be the new face for Swiss cashmere label Repeat for two years.
In the Amsterdam branch of Madame Tussaud's wax museum, there is a wax figure of Kroes.
Kroes appeared in the finale of Muodin huipulle, Finland's version of Project Runway.[citation needed]
As of November 2009, she writes a monthly column about her life for the Dutch edition of 'Marie Claire.
Currently, she is signed by DNA Model Management.
Kroes had a relationship with Sven Kramer in 2007.
She has been romantically linked to Lenny Kravitz's cousin, hip-hop DJ Greg Andrews (DJ Ruckus). However, on August 20th, 2009, Kroes admitted that their relationship had ended and that she was single.[13] Since her break-up with Andrews, she has been dating Dutch DJ/rapper Sunnery James. The two were first spotted together at the Veronica Sunset Grooves Festival in Hoek van Holland.
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44. Celeb News - January 28, 2010 9:34 PM
Wow--I have to say I envy her rockin' bod!
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47. 640-802 - January 28, 2010 10:33 PM
Good, finally a VS model who doesn't look like a holocaust victim with a glowing tan.
48. OceanC_Lifeguard - January 28, 2010 10:34 PM
@ 31. Steve O
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! impregnate..
and yah, this bitch is fuckin SLAMMIN! my boyfriend would def go for this one, and thats saying a lot!! Look At THat ASS, its so round and perky and perfect. DAMNNN
49. oh ok - January 28, 2010 10:50 PM
Thank you 42 for finally clearing up who this is - I was too lazy too look it up myself, typing is so hard - damn it more energy expended
50. Sickitten - January 29, 2010 12:54 AM
There comes that hideous Northern European chin...
51. fifteenpiecesofflare - January 29, 2010 12:57 AM
Am I the only one who thinks she looks a bit rednecky here?
52. a sanderson - January 29, 2010 4:37 AM
my boyfriend is from friesland like kroes..theyre a terribly sexy people their
53. who dat - January 29, 2010 4:50 AM
This girl is real, what many men want. Women wish they looked like her. It's fine if you don't fancy her. Why put her down? there is absolutely nothing wrong with her physical beauty.
54. Watch TV Online - January 29, 2010 5:39 AM
Nice pics.
55. master - January 29, 2010 6:09 AM
She looks great. Especially nude in Playboy video
http://vidsfree.org/video.php?vid=Doutzen_Kroes_Playboy_video
56. angel - January 29, 2010 6:21 AM
She is the prettiest from all vs models.
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58. Pashtun Poonanee - January 29, 2010 7:28 AM
Euro-sleek non-fattie..:-0
59. Turd da Third - January 29, 2010 7:32 AM
look out thunder-thighs here I come..............
60. See Alice - January 29, 2010 7:40 AM
Why didnt she use the gate ?
61. Rough uncut--well actually... - January 29, 2010 7:43 AM
What an Ass. No! I am not referring to you Fish. Id like to see my watery mouth and her refined cheeks merge into one...
62. marie e. - January 29, 2010 7:50 AM
looked up pics of her all dolled up and it doesnt even look like the same person.
63. Celebwatcher - January 29, 2010 10:06 AM
Okay so Kim K. unphotoshopped assets make me want to join the gym stat while Doutzen makes me feel like I can eat a dozen mini-snicker bars--I'm confused.
Read it www.celebpsychic.com then weep!
64. Jen - January 29, 2010 10:51 AM
perfect body. she looks awesome. meat in all the right places with a flat tummy!
65. wth - January 29, 2010 11:23 AM
ok, so now i get why she's packed on the pounds, she's into dating black dudes, so since they likes them somes junk in the trunk, she fattened her ass up. there's no 2 ways about it, this chick has jowls and a big fat ass. she's jumping that wall to get to the fried chickens and watermelon at her rapper bf's jigaboo picnic.
66. gotmilk? - January 29, 2010 12:05 PM
steve o, who exactly am i impregnating, my spayed bulldog or this ugly faced cunt?
and let me know when it's possible for women to impregnate other women? nice try though.
67. Kris - January 29, 2010 3:34 PM
She walks with her ass out all the time.
68. Kels - January 29, 2010 6:32 PM
I think it's hilarious that you people are calling this girl fat. She looks great! Better than most people judging her, that's for sure. She has very little makeup on, her hair is all mussed up, and all of these pictures catch her in unflattering poses. Everyone looks different between the beach and more formal events. Anyone criticizing this girl is delusional and jealous. She's off modeling on beaches for a reason.
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70. henry - January 30, 2010 10:06 AM
She's pretty, but unlike in her photoshopped pics she doesn't have the face of a goddess in real life.
That said, she's much more fresh faced and prettier than Bar Rafaeli or Miranda Kerr. Most of my male buddies consider her face and bod to be the best of the VS models.
71. kitty_kat - January 30, 2010 11:42 AM
She isn't fat at all. But she's fairly unremarkable as far as looks are concerned. She has a nice body, but it isn't amazing or anything. Her looks are overrated by people on this site because she's a VS model.
Remember when VS models had to be ridiculously hot?
72. steve - January 31, 2010 3:58 AM
Amen to #70 and #71: She looks unbelievable in photoshopped pics and ads, but in real life she's just...not bad.
But I also do agree that to most straight guys, her body and face are the nicest of all the VS models. Slim without being super-skinny, naturally pretty face unlike haggerd-looking Bar Rafaeli and Marisa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio or only-pretty-with-photoshop Miranda Kerr.
73. hot hot hot - January 31, 2010 4:25 AM
That bod is pretty close to perfection.. What's with all the 'she's not that hot' comments?? Athletic, and non-anorexic looking bodies are a HUGE turnon. I think I can speak for most guys when I say I'd fuck her til she bled and cried and screamed, while taping it, and beat off to that tape 10 times a day.
74. Reina - January 31, 2010 9:17 AM
Gotta be kiddin' me, some people are so fuckin' warped in the head. "Oh she doesn't have the face of goddess like in her photoshop pictures" No shit sherlock, no one looks that "perfect" in real life. It's a complete lie. Also people who are calling her fat are just mind-boggling...so women have to look like a holocaust victim to be considered normal? She looks so healthy, fit and slim, and is no where -near- fat. Stop promoting eating disorders fucktards.
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76. cc - January 31, 2010 7:22 PM
That's her climbing into my backyard and you know it, bitches.