Tiger Woods admits affairs, announces 'indefinite break' from golf

Time to bust out the Wii Golf, Tiger. You know you can't stay away!

GOOD... Get control and show these MF's... Remember Golf would not be Golf without Tiger... In fact, golf shoulf change it's name to.... Tiger... You know, Tiger Club, Tiger Cart, Tiger Course...etc...

GOOD... Get control and show these MF's... Remember Golf would not be Golf without Tiger... In fact, golf should change it's name to.... Tiger... You know, Tiger Club, Tiger Cart, Tiger Course...etc...

Ha. Well... at least he didnt beat them.

So we cant say forgiveness is totally off the map.

I've been following this story since the car accident. I really don't care who he's been sleeping with. What fascinates me is why someone with the whole world at his feet would risk it in such a stupid manner. The rest of it should really be between him and his wife.

thank you awful society for vilifying someone who is the best at something for cheating on his run of the mill wife. protip: every guy wants side pussy. that's how guys are.

now, thanks to you whiny self righteous faggots golf fans aren't going to be seeing the best in the business play for most likely a long time. good think i'm a phil mickelson fan. still fuck all of you nerds that shit talk people better than you.

bye

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But of course Tiger knew this would hurt his wife. Which is why he tried to keep it secret.

His shame is that he did it, not that he was caught. His wife WILL kick him to the curb and leave, ala Jenny Sanford 6 months later.

How sad. He's destroyed his brand, his future earnings, and for what? Some skank hos.

Get ready for the 'Tiger Woods' sex tape in 3... 2.. 1..

Why the fuck did he have to decide to take a drive after being yelled at by his 50 kg wife? If only he had skipped that the damage would have been 0.1% of what it's bound to become.

Hey, Tiger, here's a thought: Why don't you announce an indefinite break from skanky-ass ho's & concentrate on golf instead? I mean, do what you do best, and IMHO you're a better golf player than a playa, no wat um sayin'?

And @10....

I think he concocted the post-accident story, deliberately driving his can into a tree, to cover up the fact that his trophy wife beat his ass w/ a golf club.

hmmm the tiger woods dichotomy:

Behind the green jacket vs. Behind the green door

From what I have seen posted I guess at thanksgiving dinner Tiger was only interested in the turkey's white meat.

I noticed that when Tiger got in the ill-fated car accident he was playing both his iron game (fire hydrant) and his woods (the tree)....typical golfer...

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Well, I heard that Tiger may have lost Gatorade as a sponsor but I heard that he picked up Trojans Condoms in its place

Give it a few more weeks of women that he fucked coming out of the closet (or golf back maybe) and he may be working on Wilt The Stilt's record....

I guess Tiger is taking a break from golf to let his wife have a chance to play with his balls and putter.....but I think a whole in one is definately out of the question for the next while at least

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If there was a Tiger Woods Wii golf game it would have to use the controller for the club swing and have a computer plugin loose pussy and plugin set of jigglin titties to be as realistic as possible...

The hurt & disappointment is mainly between him & his wife.

No need to keep airing the dirty laundry every day. He needs a break and I'm sure his poor wife does too...

It's funny how people think this is the end of Tiger Woods. Bullshit!

All of Tiger's followers are GUYS. Guys look up to him for his game. On the golf course, and now... in the bedroom. haha.

Half of the guys playing golf are having affairs. If those companies he has endorsements with know anything about men, they know they'll be even better customers after this.

Tiger just needs to say, "Fuck it" and keep playing golf. It's not like he was a Oprah or Dr. Phil, he's a professional athlete.

Yes, Like all black men who cheat on their hot Thor-like wives with Waffle House skanks, yes go to Sweden to relax...I understand this, I can empathize....
This is what I would do...run away, little bitch!

So finally he has admitted that he has so so many affairs. Why does he have to take a break from golf.

Too little too late, Tig. You are officially a punch line now. Nice handlers you're paying millions to. Even when you eventually break Jack Nicklaus's record, everyone will say, "yeah, but..."

Hey Tiger, isn't 18 holes enough?

Sure, sure. Tiger trained himself to become addicted to cheap obvious white whores. Now he announces he is going to quit cold turkey. Fat chance.

Just wait for the relapse, it won't take long.

Besides, with his money, he'll be able to get a really nice apartment for the times he isn't on tour sinking his putter in strange holes.

The only thing that offends me is his taste. He has more money than Bruce Wayne yet treated himself to haggises when he could've had filets.

I don't care for Golf and I thought Tiger was a boring individual, but after all this, I have to say at least the man's isn't a homo! The only thing is, these girls are all ugly tramps.

I agree with what poster # Insatiable Peter comments.

Once ya go white ya know there is gonna be fight, if he would have went black Elin would have laughed all the way to da bank and NEVER looked back !

If it has tires or tits it is going to give ya trouble, his Escalade had ,two in da front and four more counting what was in the the rear view mirror coming up behind him, I'M JUST SAYIN'!

what a p ussy!
you don't walk away from being the best in your sport just cause you where caught bangin hos. wilt chamberlain is rolling over in grave right now

geez, i hope this doesn't change the way i ignore golf

What a fucking idiot. "Soul searching," my ass. Soul searching MIGHT be plausible if this happened once, not after 15 fucking times. Translation: "After I got caught and everyone knew of my deep love for fucking cheap, average whore to while we listen to show tunes, I've decided that after completely fucking my wife's and children's family lives up, I should probably try to not be such a dick. But only because Letterman makes fun of me."

I hope he has syphilis not. The Asian part can't fucking drive and the black part is well... you know.

What a fucking idiot. "Soul searching," my ass. Soul searching MIGHT be plausible if this happened once, not after 15 fucking times. Translation: "After I got caught and everyone knew of my deep love for fucking cheap, average whores while we listen to show tunes, I've decided that after completely fucking my wife's and children's family lives up, I should probably try to not be such a dick. But only because Letterman makes fun of me."

I hope he has syphilis not. The Asian part can't fucking drive and the black part is well... you know.

Pfft double post edit. Fuck you, anyway.

These people amaze me. He creates an image, hires publicists, sucks up as much money as he can from idiots marketing stuff to idiots who will buy it because a guy who's very good at hitting a little white ball with a stick into a hole says to buy it, and basically earns his entire living from being known by the public and now that he's (*&^ed it all up with stupidity and sexual greed, he asks for "privacy." Sorry dude, that goes firmly into the living by the sword category. You chose to make yourself into Tiger Woods, Inc. Mktg and PR and now you can't put the genie back into the bottle and be a private citizen.

Why the (*&^ is he giving up golf? So he can concentrate on whoring? Yo, dude, it's the only thing you do well, you might as well keep working on it!

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He has the right thing. He needs rest more than anything else.

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He need rest to settle his life.

He has way too much energy left! He should do a real sport!

When someone with a beer belly is called an athlete.Then it must be a professional golfer.

He'd like white pussies like a fat boy likes cake.

Overpaid black dudes and (white) hookers. They have this magnetic attraction...

He should get BFF with Jon Gosselin,

Tiger,in nigeria you are entitled to 2 or more wives/mistress. please come and take our citizenship

Thats right! lay low tiger till someone else fucks up...remember last month it was Letterman!

Earl Woods is turning is his grave...

Earl Woods is turning is his grave...

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Earl Woods is turning is his grave...

Grandísimo putero!

Things to do list: 1. Repair my ballwasher. 2. Get my STD test (and get Elin one too). 4. Set up online banking to Switzerland . 4. Change my name to TIAGRA!

Take a break from golf? really? You're taking a break from golf...

Take a break from fucking skanks without protection you self-indulged, egotistical bitch. Btw, your kids really respect you

I give it 2 years...he will play again. They all do. They all cheat again as well...so I give that 2 years and a month.

Go, Tiger, GO!!!

So, please let me know, how many women out there are surprised?

He's got a georgeous wife. I'd scrogg her 24x7 until my schlong was ripped raw.

Ladies, I'd like to hear from you. Men cheat. Even if you have a georgeous blonde wife. The Schlong wants to do, what the schlong wants to do. Are you surprised? A man, has been a man since time began. Cheating has been cheating since time began. T.Woods have at least a bazillion dollars, which is attractive to so many women. He has access, he has the ability, WTF, are you ladies out there surprised?

incredible.

Rtss..ok, you wanted to hear from some ladies. No, I'm not surprised and yes, I'm aware that most men cheat. It's why I'm single and have no plans to change that. If a guy can't respect me enough to a) not cheat or b) cut me loose so I don't have to be hurt later than they don't deserve to have me. That's that. I hope Elin leaves him but like most women in this situation she probably won't. It's a shame because unlike most women she has the resources to leave and not suffer any financial loss.

Rtss..ok, you wanted to hear from some ladies. No, I'm not surprised and yes, I'm aware that most men cheat. It's why I'm single and have no plans to change that. If a guy can't respect me enough to a) not cheat or b) cut me loose so I don't have to be hurt later than they don't deserve to have me. That's that. I hope Elin leaves him but like most women in this situation she probably won't. It's a shame because unlike most women she has the resources to leave and not suffer any financial loss.

Rtss..ok, you wanted to hear from some ladies. No, I'm not surprised and yes, I'm aware that most men cheat. It's why I'm single and have no plans to change that. If a guy can't respect me enough to a) not cheat or b) cut me loose so I don't have to be hurt later than they don't deserve to have me. That's that. I hope Elin leaves him but like most women in this situation she probably won't. It's a shame because unlike most women she has the resources to leave and not suffer any financial loss.

Sorry about the triple posts, my post wouldn't go through and then when it did it did it three times..not sure why.

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A sex fiend is taking a break in... Sweden?

That's like sending a raging alcoholic to a distillery.

this is;
thank you..

I can only assume that he wanted to get caught. Somewhere deep inside he is glad its all over, both the sex and golf( who knew sex & golf?). . .

he's made more money than God, and now with his dad gone he can finally exhale.

Some people lie down on the couch, others have a drink to unwind, he had sex, a lot of it. I can only assume that being forced to maintain this image was weighing heavily on him, and finally he indulged his pleasures.

Something 'regular people' do everyday.

He never had a chance to enjoy his life because he was busy living the life his dad chose for him. Golf. He at breathed and slept golf. Is it any wonder that he cracked? The guy just flaked off with anything in his path, because he was finally let out of the gates, freedom, so he just took it.

This too shall pass...

I can only assume that he wanted to get caught. Somewhere deep inside he is glad its all over, both the sex and golf( who knew sex & golf?). . .

he's made more money than God, and now with his dad gone he can finally exhale.

Some people lie down on the couch, others have a drink to unwind, he had sex, a lot of it. I can only assume that being forced to maintain this image was weighing heavily on him, and finally he indulged his pleasures.

Something 'regular people' do everyday.

He never had a chance to enjoy his life because he was busy living the life his dad chose for him. Golf. He ate breathed and slept golf. Is it any wonder that he cracked? The guy just flaked off with anything in his path, because he was finally let out of the gates, freedom, so he just took it.

This too shall pass...

Tiger is a real pussy craving cat. F**K all rich black sportmen,they're so fucking stupid,such as Mike Tyson,Kobe ,jeez they can't keep their dicks safe in one pussy.Fucking apes.

Wow! He must be a changed man if he's giving up 18 holes! ;) Rofl

Um, it wasn't golf that was pissing off your wife. You obviously weren't playing golf all the time considering all the pussy you were getting.
And hmm, she DEFINITELY should not stay with him. He will probably give her and STI or something.

@60 then stay off the feed until you do figure it out

His wife is s dumb kunt if she stays with him. He COMPLETELY humiliated her. Take the money and run Elin.

Why would so many woman have sex with an UGLY married man? Sure he may be famous or whatever and rich.. but seriously? I don't think Tiger is very good looking at all, and he plays a boring sport.

I'd also like to know why all these famous males these days are starting to have affairs with multiple woman... seriously, are their wifes not giving them ANYTHING or are they just all horny bastards who have nothing better to do than find random no name woman to fuck and cause scandal? I'm getting sick of this story and Jon Gosselin (though I love Kate and the kids and I miss the show...) and I'm already sick of whoever else is gunna be next.

These men need to learn to keep it in their pants if they really do want to try and save their pathetic marriages.

Thats how they gotta keep the black man down http://l.yimg.com/a/i/ww/news/2009/12/12/tiger-pd.jpg

i have no clue what im talking about

bottom up!

Is Tiger getting man boobs?

Oh noes! He had teh sex0rs!

Tiger, you are a chickenshit. You did the crime and now poor you can't handle the heat on the golf course. Good, I'm sick of looking at your glassy fukedup eyes and now I'd be thinking of nothing but STD'S when I look at you. Thought your shit didn't stink, huh?
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Earl Woods is turning in his grave...what a waste...

Sodom amd Gomorrah. . .

If he does manage to crawl through an needle's eye then everything will be forgiven.

@80
He should make a serious attempt without his 24h boner.

Leave Tiger Aloneeeeeeeeeeeeeee.............yeah right, haha!

That's a good spirit to start a new life, I do not like infidelity. Just as you think, it can hurt all parties even ourselves.

Hi Guy's,
Get control and show these MF's. Remember Golf would not be Golf without Tiger.....

At least, we aren't announcing an indefinite break from making Dipstix !

Tiger is not black but he is finding out how it feels to be treated like he is. Believe me - if he was married to a black woman, all of this would not matter to the media. Just like it would not have mattered to white foilks if OJ's dead wife was black.

this is true...because white media believes that all black people beat each other up, drink malt liquor and fry chicken by the buckets. We do not see the black lawyers/doctors married to equally successful black women(not white) raising scholastically gifted children .

Media does not know what to do with the black man/woman who are happily married have 2 kids and drive 2 cars, it's scarier than getting mugged by a black guy in the subway.

What would corporate America do if the black man wore pants that fit properly drove cars without grills and Run DMC passengers, and had enough money to send their kids to Ivy League schools?

Now that is fucked up shit...The ambitious black man coming to a neighbourhood near yours.

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Tiger,what a fucked loser you've turned out to be.I wish your beautiful honest wife drove that club up your balls.Why are you hiding?Shame on you muthafucker!!

Hey--all you Mom's and Dad's who force your children into startdom at age 3--to make the big bucks (that's all it;s really for isn't it--for the whole families benefit) Well once you make the big bucks--then you think you are all untouchable and above the law--the real law and the moralaity laws. Then when you get caught--you expect everyone to foregive you?? You want Privacy?? Hey--you must be given the same amount of air time when you screw up as when you are God to all the networks and magazines out there.
We were all forced to have you in our face on the golf networks--and they didn't give fair time to other talented golfers---so lets even it out now. The other golfer out there are having their desert now.
Money and fame do not make you a man--Tiger--you have proven that along with every other famous person out there. And by the way---"NOT ALL MEN ARE CHEATS" I never did or ever will and I have a lot of friends who don't either. You just have to be around te right crowd--I'm in a happy place in my life. Tiger can never forget this--nor his wife--children--and Mother.
Extreme wealth??? How many really achieve it without screwing someone--literally and business wise.
Tiger's records mean nothing to anyone who has any substance----sports fanatics like those who support him in the comments---you are just like him.
Elin ?? Please take him for the wonder ride he has coming to him. You will be just fine---and go find yourself a real man.

Elin,grab all you can from this loser and start a happy life with a white guy.BTW have more white children as well,they're good for the superior race.